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Streetdog , in Checkmate round-earthers

Some of my friends (people I just know actually) have flat feet = flat earth confirmed.

I, myself, happen to have a decent arch (not Linux) on my feetsies, it sure feels like I’m always walking uphill.

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Oh trust me, it would feel significantly more uphill if your arch was the Linux kind.

Streetdog ,

It’s why I prefer the, not need to be said but say it anyway, more stable Debian as a solid foundation.

elxeno ,

My foot has Arch btw

Shardikprime ,

Does it run well

nossaquesapao ,

Runs fast, but isn’t very stable

Shardikprime ,

Bro tumbleweeds while walking LMAO

boomzilla ,

SUSE CEO is a round-earther confirmed!

Anamana , in The circle of life

Wholesome…

…as long as it’s not some right wing esoteric COVID denier bullshit :D

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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Yeah. I was looking through memes and I had to share this one since it brought a smile to my face.

gkd ,
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Believe me, it’s horrible 😩

YeetPics , in The Peasant Life
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Yea but all the information humanity has collected at my fingertips and a more diverse diet than any king in history is pretty neato.

redballooon ,

…diet…king… Burger King?

Diverse???

🤯

dontcarebear ,
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And medicine that would be considered magic, living to ripe old age of beyond 40.

Still doesn’t make up for the fact that all we do is work.

AstridWipenaugh ,

The average life expectancy was low, because so so many people died very young. If you made it through your 20s, you’d be pretty likely to live to what we still consider “old age”.

For people living traditional lives, without modern medicine or markets, the most common age of death is about 70.

www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-04/…/9302356

dontcarebear ,
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Huh… Misconception removed. Thank you for that.

Torvum ,

Not to mention the convenience that is idk… A fucking dishwasher or laundry machines, or heatable ovens to the exact degree of temperature you want, microwaves, literally any device created to enhance the average citizens time spent NOT doing the egregiously long work needed to maintain a home that these hypothetical peasants did. People just braindead tbh when they see shit like this and just nod along like it’s so wise.

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

But that’s not really a rebuttal either. How about we have both? Why not all the benefits of progress together with less work?

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

How about it? I’d sign up, but have you looked around? Do you think those hoarding wealth and power will willingly share it?

Track_Shovel , in Transform your life. 50/40/30.

Fuck I hate Thomas Shelby memes.

Not because this meme is bad, or the show isn’t good. I hate that a 40-year-old, fat men have adopted him (and others, like the Joker) as their identity or role model.

Dude. You aren’t a 1920s crime lord dealing with betrayal. You’re a mechanic with a shit boss, now get back on those tools.

I get the escapism, but a lot of the text that goes with these memes perpetuates toxic masculinity, which I can’t stomach

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure it’s ironic.

Track_Shovel ,

Oh I’m aware.

It’s just a jumping off point for me rant.

lobut , in I wish

Just do a while loop and subtract 2 if it’s positive or plus 2 is it’s negative until it reaches 1 or 0 and that’s how you know, easy! /s

KoboldCoterie ,
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God, it’s so obvious, you can do it in only two lines of code.


<span style="color:#323232;">if (number == 1 || number == 3 || number == 5 || number == 7 || number == 9...) return false;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">else return true;
</span>
Arbiter ,

Obviously you couldn’t account for every number with only two lines.

bouh ,

Only if your line is not long enough…

ruckblack ,

Maybe you couldn’t

scutiger ,

Eventually, it would wrap onto a second line, wouldn’t it?

ruckblack ,

When you run out of space, you just add a monitor to the right side. Honestly, it’s like you guys aren’t real developers.

malloc , (edited ) in This airBNB was supposed to be a "relaxing retreat" but now I need therapy after this shit.

Feel free to x-post to !tvtoohigh 😀

Damn that’s some god awful placement. Please have Airbnb reimburse mental therapy fees

CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !tvtoohigh

guacupado ,

And this is why Reddit won’t be replaced any time soon.

Nythos ,

Are you sure it’s not the 15 years of uptime that the website has had in comparison?

makyo ,

And physical therapy for the neck pain

IanSomnia , in D Schrute
balderdash9 OP ,
Colour_me_triggered , in For some reason, I'm doubtful.

In my experience neither computers nor women will accept a 3.5 inch floppy.

SapphironZA ,

That’s why we called them stiffy drives. It’s the 5.25inch disks that were floppy.

Kolanaki , (edited )
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5.25 inches floppy, but 3.5 inches when hard. Hmm 🤔

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Water-cooling?

brygphilomena , in Now this is how you conduct a poll.

Do more smokers think the moon landing is fake?

Do people who think the moon landing was fake smoke more?

Are people who think the moon landing is fake more likely to smoke?

Is “fake” just closer to the smokers?

Slovene ,

I bet people are putting them in the “fake” side as a joke.

bitsplease ,

100%, id totally put my butt in the fake side if I were a smoker for laughs

saigot ,

Did they paint the sign after letting it fill up?

theangryseal ,

This would be a damn good way to get data in the 60s though.

RepulsiveDog4415 ,

Do people who believe the moonlanding is fake smoke more cigarets than others?

What if a couple chain smokers are responsible for all the no votes?

buzziebee ,

Was the image photoshopped to show the “survey” text?

fubbernuckin ,

Did they just have to empty the other bin sooner?

gmtom , in Fantasy rednecks

Because its fantasy no ones fantasising about American accents.

cmbabul ,

I feel like the existence of Matthew McConaughey disproves this

GoosLife ,

The rule says that no one is fantasizing about American accents, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house

Alatain ,
@Alatain@lemmy.world avatar

Alright, alright, alright.

A7thStone ,

That’s what I love about interstellar travel, everyone else gets older, I stay the same age.

CurlyMoustache ,
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He would make a good Gandalf in the future versions of the franchise

mob ,

Why not? American culture and linguistics are extremely popular around the world.

Maybe since modern America is so young, people dont associate it to fantasy?

Alternatively, Native American accents aren’t uncommon in fantasy I feel like

ours ,

Good point, Avatar is basically US Marines in spaaaaace vs. spaaaace Pocahontas sci-fi/fantasy.

owenfromcanada ,
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I imagine it’s because Americans use foreign accents to make the fantasy more foreign itself. If the wizard who cast a spell to alter the passage of time starts talking like the dude that runs the gas station on the corner, maybe it takes away some of the magic.

Belzebubulubu ,
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Yeah sure buddy, “American Culture” is extremely popular. It isn’t that you people just try to appropriate the culture of the migrants lol

mob ,

Damn, someone got you with a downvote within 3 minutes of posting. That shit was quick, didn’t think the Fediverse got down like that. Wasn’t me for the record

But, you don’t believe the “American Culture” is popular? I’d be real interested in a counter argument to the fact it is popular. It’s pretty easy to show that American media and politics are pretty discussed or enjoyed around the world.

And I’m not sure what you mean about us appropriating from migrants. Do you consider every American a migrant due to the fact that America is so young?

Belzebubulubu , (edited )
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Something like the last thing you said. I mean they killed most of their natives and the traditions they had, I’m sure there’s even more latinos there that there is people decending from the native nations.

So if their “culture” didn’t came from their own land, than from where? People who came there: Migrants.

Edit: Mispellings (if it isn’t clear enough, english is not my first language lol).

CurlyMoustache ,
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What else do they have? Their whole nation is based on mass immigration from other countries

Belzebubulubu ,
@Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

Touché

Lols ,

hollywood and americas massive industry has effectively given it a chokehold on western culture, to the point where western culture practically just means ‘cultures that take their cue from the usa’

Belzebubulubu ,
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But the USA has no real culture, what culture are they exporting if not for the ones they’re stealing? Lol

monsterlynn ,
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@Belzebubulubu All of Jazz plus Rock and Roll and Hip Hop?

@FlyingSquid @gmtom @mob @Lols

PugJesus , in Fantasy rednecks
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American accents sound too 'modern' because American English wasn't a thing until the Medieval period had long passed, and most fantasy is medieval or medieval-adjacent.

I'm all for broadening the use, though. I love that the Witcher games gave Geralt and the other Witchers of the School of the Wolf American accents. And Dragon Age (back when it was good) giving the dwarves American accents.

Belgdore ,

That may be true for regional us dialects, but the core of American pronunciation is older than Received Pronunciation

YoBuckStopsHere ,
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New England accent is actually closest to English of the Middle Ages.

PugJesus ,
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I heard it was Southern English which was closest to Elizabethan English.

In any case, reality doesn't matter. Perceptions matter. Britain is an old country, and America is a new country - so in 'translating' an accent to a past period, we tend to see the accent of the 'old country' as more appropriate.

KevonLooney ,

Pahk the caht.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Dahn ehn Cahmahlaht.

Kusimulkku ,

I wonder how they measure such a thing

merc ,

I’m not sure how they measure how close an accent is. But, they can tell how old accents sounded by looking at songs and poetry for the meter and rhyme of words. If two words rhymed, they were probably pronounced the same way. For example, in Shakespeare’s time they know that “proved” and “loved” rhymed.

Swedneck ,
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well for one from times and places where there was a lot of casual writing there are just straight up people writing about how people speak, which is pretty convenient.

but additionally you can compare different recorded and modern speakers to figure out trends which let you at least vaguely reconstruct what people from the past would probably have sounded like.

and more specifically with new england that’s just wholesale a bunch of people from england who settled a colony, so you effectively have a twin study where you can compare it to modern england.

Tedrow ,
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This is actually a misconception. The modern English accents are a result of fashionable language of London. This developed after the United States of America was formed. So after the Middle ages. It’s more likely English speakers in the middle ages sounded more American than English.

NocturnalMorning , (edited )

Actually, modern American English apparently is closer to the English from old days than modern day British English is. Always found that to be an interesting tidbit.

explodicle ,

Same with the Quebec French

SonnyVabitch ,

Shakespeare apparently rhymes better in American accents than British ones, since it was written before the Great Vowel Shift. I’m not cultured enough to notice but I like this piece of trivia.

evening_push579 ,

Xenoblade 2 had a nice use of the various English accents, generally each nation/group in the game used a particular accent (eg Mor Ardain = Scottish, villain group Torna spoke American English). One unique character (a blade) had a southern grew-up-on-a-farm accent.

merc ,

American English wasn’t a thing until the Medieval period had long passed

Nor was modern British English. One of the defining features of modern British English is the lack of rhoticity (dropping the “r” sound), but that’s very modern, only happening in the 19th century. They have managed to recreate how English sounded in Shakespeare’s time by looking at words that were supposed to rhyme, and their meter. To me, it sounds like “pirate English”.

youtu.be/uQc5ZpAoU4c?t=299

Whether modern American English is closer to Shakespeare’s English is a matter for debate. I’d say it’s closer than RP, but not as close as some rural British accents.

Ensign_Crab ,

American accents sound too ‘modern’ because American English wasn’t a thing until the Medieval period had long passed, and most fantasy is medieval or medieval-adjacent.

OP mentions Australia, which wasn’t even established as a penal colony until 5 years after the US was recognized as an independent nation under the Treaty of Paris.

idiomaddict , in Le origin story

Eli75?

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Protagonist in Amazing Digital Circus, a show that had its pilot released about a week and a half ago. (you can find it on youtube, if you were so inclined)

tkc ,
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But what’s the joke?

Siegfried ,

Us apparently

tkc ,
@tkc@feddit.uk avatar

Whomp whomp… :(

mxcory ,

Same voice actress between shows.

Caboose12000 ,

the character in the last panel is the protagonist in the pilot episode of the web series “The Amazing Digital Circus” in which characters appear in a colorful digital world from which there is no escape. in the show, the characters appear without their memories, being unable to remember their names or how they got their beyond “putting on a headset” (presumably a vr style headset although this comic just uses headphones)

the joke in this comic is the suggestion that the protagonists job before the show was as a rent-a-girlfriend girl (basically an escort).

I’m honestly not sure why this would be considered funny as it seems unrelated to the show beyond using the character.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Unless the implication is it’s a shared universe with the Rent A Girlfriend show?

Or is this one of the characters?

I don’t know how popular the specific phrase is in Japan.

mxcory ,

Had a hunch and it was right.

Same voice actress between Amazing Circus and Remt a Girlfriend. (Dub)

wombatula ,

Yeah I legit wonder if this person even saw Digital Circus, I think this is a reference to some other show or manga or something where a character kind of looks like her.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

I like rhis. Eli75! Thats awesome.

Soundhole , (edited ) in Just sayin'...

Is it possible the stock photographer was referencing this film?

EDIT: A BBC article another user linked below says the stock photo is probably not based on the Chaplain film (although no one is really sure) because the still from the film is mirrored to more closely resemble the stock image.

Ilovethebomb ,

Possible, but the idea didn’t begin with Charlie, so perhaps not.

Rukmer ,

I like when I come here and someone has the same thought process as I and also someone follows up with checking the hypothesis.

konalt , in True love
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I can fix her

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Watch out, or she’ll fix you

creditCrazy ,
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The benefits of having a gf surgin

EarthShipTechIntern ,

If she’s surgin’ for cash, she may bring in a surgeon to grab your kidneys

glennglog22 , in Wake up.
@glennglog22@kbin.social avatar

If I had a dollar for every time I saw this particular meme in the fediverse of all places, I'd have enough to be able to live the dream.

CluckN ,

Yeah whatever new technique they are trying is working well so there’s no need for me to get involved.

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