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TragicNotCute , in Electric eel
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That’s kind of shocking.

ininewcrow ,
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Electrifying performance

Retrograde ,
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This has sparked an interest in eels for me

bartvbl ,

A good summary of current events

joel_feila , in State flags
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Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

WetBeardHairs ,

Big step up

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Stepping? Without toes? Stumbling, more like.

sawdustprophet ,
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Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.

It does look pretty slick, though.

ironeagl ,

Nor Utah?

Gradually_Adjusting , in Very powerful flashlight
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This is what Blade used to burn that fat vampire

BeigeAgenda , in Here as well
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It’s all the bloat in those distros that is transferred to the waistline, back in the day we used WindowMaker. Not all that fancy Gnome and KDE stuff.

skooks , in They're all dead now, I wonder who got the last laugh?

Well he got a mouthwash named after him, there’s always that

Schal330 ,

And an entire hospital in Stevenage, England.

Lophostemon ,

And a crap 80’s pop band.

Klear ,

And a total smeghead.

FlyingSquid ,
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And an avid fan of categorizing things in an ordered format.

Lophostemon ,

That took me a minute to get.

Kiernian ,

I was going to say, I saw the name “Lister” and wondered if there was any connection to “Listerine”.

B1naryB0t ,

Listerine was actually developed to disenfect hospital equipment. By Lister.

Rev3rze ,

Also the bacterial genus known as listeria.

charonn0 , in Train your replacement on your way out.
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Reminds me of Isaac Asimov’s best short story ever.

www.thelastquestion.net

solariplex ,

…it’s gone. Was it short enough to recite in a comment?

charonn0 ,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

Works for me. Here’s an Internet Archive version: archive.org/details/…/2up?view=theater

solariplex ,

Wooo friend was that a good read!

To others who may be intimidated by the number of pages; regain composure, as only 17 of those pages belong to this specific story

Touching_Grass ,

Can someone get chatgpt to give me a quick summary of the story

Patches ,

I gotchu fam

There was a question and it was answered

elxeno ,

@ChatGPT can you write a summary for the short story “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov?

ChatGPT Bot ,

“The Last Question” is a renowned short story by Isaac Asimov, which revolves around humanity’s ceaseless quest to answer an unanswerable question: “Can entropy be reversed?”

The narrative spans trillions of years, showcasing seven pivotal moments.

The story starts in 2061 when two technicians, Alexander and Bertram, pose this inscrutable inquiry to a supercomputer known as Multivac. However, the computer can’t offer an answer yet due to insufficient data.

The tale advances to different epochs, showcasing increasingly powerful computers - each iteration of which is more complex, pervading space and time. Throughout, different humans or human-like entities repeat the same question, to the evolving AI that has taken multiple forms, such as a space-based cosmic AC.

In the final scene, set in a distant future where the universe is on the brink of heat death, the cosmic AC has merged with human consciousness - yet the question remains unanswered.

But even after the heat death of the universe, the cosmic AC continues contemplating this last question. Finally, in a moment of ethereal enlightenment, it finds the answer. But there’s no one left in the now-dead universe to hear it. Therefore, to demonstrate the reversal of entropy and answer the last question, it decides to create a new universe.

The story concludes with the powerful line, “Let there be light,” signifying the birth of a fresh universe, the ultimate solution to mankind’s last question.

This tale is often regarded as a metaphorical investigation of human curiosity, the pursuit of scientific knowledge, and the nature of existence itself.

ShitOnABrick ,
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This has to be one of the most awesome bots that I’ve seen ever created on lemmy

@ChatGPT can you recite the entire poem apples and orange call the bells of Saint clements

ShitOnABrick ,
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@ChatGPT can you recite the entire poem apples and orange call the bells of Saint clements

ChatGPT Bot ,

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Touching_Grass ,

@ChatGPT can you write a summary for the short story “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov? But in the style of Kenny Loggins danger zone.

ChatGPT Bot ,

In the wild blue yonder of the cosmos in time, Life exploring mysteries that steadily climb. Humans kept asking what no mind could condone, Acing the riddle of energy’s throne: "Can entropy’s doom somehow be overthrown?

In a dance with universe’s wide danger zone!

Time’s rhythm flowing, like a river’s course, Man made Multivac, a computing force. Question posed once, then trillions times over, In every star system, from here to Andromeda.

Caught in the wheeling of celestial zone, “Can Man halt the darkness, when energy’s gone?”

Man melded with machine in time’s brisk waltz, Complexity deepened, but couldn’t halt faults. Cosmic AC encountered, in the entropy’s throes, “Preserve might, life, and light, as the cosmic wind blows!”

In the highway to the universal danger zone, Searched answer concealed in the cosmic dome.

Eternity passed, stars began to fade, Yet the Last Question’s echoes never delayed. In the twilight of reality, a single mind remains, Asking of cosmic AC, amidst starless plains.

Soaring in the space-time’s treacherous zone, In dying breath whispered, “Must energy be gone?”

Lo, the Cosmic AC, after aeons in haze, Found the elusive answer, in the universe’s maze. “Let there be light,” it declared anew, And a fresh cosmos, into being, it drew.

Breaking through to the cosmic danger zone, Arises Phoenix, from ashes flown.

Sing Kenny Loggins, in verses sublime, Behold the answer, defeating entropy’s climb! Through danger zone voicing a mighty tone, Defying the dark, the cosmos is reborn, alone.

Touching_Grass ,

That’ll do robot, that’ll do

Socsa ,

This is getting too meta too quickly

Socsa ,

“Can entropy be reversed?”

Maybe.

TeckFire ,

Humans create an AI computer. They propose the question of how to get more energy. Then, they wonder what will happen once the energy they collect runs out. So they decide to ask the AI, “can entropy be reversed?”

The AI responds “insufficient data for a meaningful answer.”

This repeats for generations. Trillions on trillions of years. And eventually, after everything has left, mankind is no more, and all that remains is the AI in a state of hyperspace, between spatial reality, it finally decides it has enough data. Its response to this collection is to take it upon itself to reverse entropy, and release energy back into the universe.

Its final command is: “LET THERE BE LIGHT.”

Telcontar ,

Wow I’ve never read that, I love the ending!

LukeMedia ,

Thank you for this, this was a really interesting read

balderdash9 , in Good luck! Don't be silly and do anything career-ending.

People these days don’t even remember Kramer’s N-word rant (obviously NSFW): www.youtube.com/watch?v=amjUNF_R_PY

Dave Chappelle had a funny bit about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kth0UOU5a_M

remotedev ,

17 years ago, good god how did that happen

CluckN ,

His apology is hilarious. The Seinfeld DVD boxset is about to be released and Kramer’s outburst is lowering sales. Jerry invited him onto Lettermen and despite him actually trying to apologize everyone thinks he’s doing a bit

crimroy ,

I remember that on Letterman and I didn’t think he was doing a bit but I remember it being terribly awkward, which was probably appropriate. And I believe it’s affecting sales because I like the show but I think about the outburst every single time I see Kramer in a scene.

Somewhat unrelated, but I didn’t know dvd releases were still a thing in 2023.

roofuskit ,

Haha, bigots making fun of bigots.

iAmTheTot ,
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There's some hilarious irony in the first clip censoring some words.

Duchess , in Bob and the bobcat
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You fool, the man is the bobcat!

thefartographer ,

Animorphs!

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Oh my had that brings me back. What was the name of the alien again?

tired_lemming ,

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill

Man, I miss that series.

BulbasaurBabu , in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

I… I already did pronounce the L 😔

Sargteapot ,

Freak

Moc ,

Go ahead and pronounce the a in freak, nothing matters anymore

DAMunzy ,

American and urban? I’ve noticed that all a lot of black people in and near cities pronounce the L. I always get a chuckle and they look at me like I’m a pompous British/French general from the 1800s or an idiot that can’t pronounce Ls.

creditCrazy ,
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In Vermont we also pronounce the L however the N is dropped.

DAMunzy ,

So interesting how different it can be!

creditCrazy ,
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Yea I’m finding the bulk of the Vermont accent is just stressing the beginning of words and mumbling the least letter. So lie we kinn a sou liee thihs all the timee. It was pretty jarring moving to Florida after growing up around folks that talked like that.

Chickenstalker , in Crypto genius

Let’s go one further:

  1. Get turned into a vampire
  2. Buy crypto
  3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years
  4. ???
  5. Profit
independantiste , (edited )
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  1. Profit

  2. Realize it’s at 0$

  3. Cry

  4. Remember you bought doge because Elon Musk said so

  5. Cry

OutlierBlue , in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...
giantfloppycock ,

oh dang

JoeBigelow ,
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Ugly sweater party is tomorrow Costanza

Sprokes ,

I started hating Seinfeld when they started doing this type of episodes (doing bizarre situation). I loved episodes like the Chinese restaurant.

Damage , in Angry bald man

Why would I want people to fear me?

HonoraryMancunian ,

Because you can’t get them to love you

remotelove , in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.
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Being serious for a second, that site just counts hits returned by search engines. ‘Bad breath’ returns an 89.6% positive result, as weird example.

jonne ,

Even Hitler comes out positive.

ummthatguy , in No nut November is finally over but...
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I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr07/18/18/anigif_enhanced-32510-1397860760-1.gif

gibmiser OP ,

I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it

xusontha ,

excuse me?

dingus ,

What the fresh hell is this

BossDj ,

Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.

This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

You went above in beyond in answering that question! Kudos!

feralbobcat , in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

What’s wrong with butt nuggets?

JamesDebenture007 ,

How about the fact that they don’t come from the BUTT?

SendMePhotos ,

They come out where babies come from. It’s the same thing, stupid.

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