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aulin , in . . .

No. I will not eat the handles. Why waste my appetite on dry bread?

flashgnash , in . . .

But then what will my dog get?

woelkchen ,
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Dedicated pizza

bruhduh , in . . .
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/35008d3a-c36e-4e13-83b9-6405c6bd8acb.jpeg

Sam_Bass , in . . .

Being a grown ass man means you dont have to

grrgyle , in A user trying to scroll their feed, today (colorized)

Idgi

unexposedhazard ,

Lots of van pics

grrgyle ,

What, why?

unexposedhazard ,

Idk, make a post and ask the hive mind…

grrgyle ,

Definitely not doing that, but good idea thanks

Decoy321 ,

Occasionally this place hops on a meme trend and just beats it into the fuckin ground.

Now it’s vans.

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. I hope y’all never change.

x4740N , in A user trying to scroll their feed, today (colorized)

I’m out of the loop here, what happened

cheddar OP ,
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I don’t know, I’m the user. But my feed is full of vans.

x4740N ,

As in the shoe or the vehicle because I haven’t seen either of them in the past few days unless it just applies to your local feed

Edit: you’re probably talking about the shoe based on the context of the image

the_grass_trainer ,

They mean the vehicle. The meme is a statement comparing scrolling our feed to using a crosswalk. So many van posts we might as well just go out for a walk this week.

Decoy321 ,

It’s the latest trend, apparently. Posting shit about vans. It’s the new beans, essentially.

randint , in . . .
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When I was in grade school, I used to only eat the crust. I hated the center part with its tomatoes and cheese and stuff.

theangryseal ,

Oh, you mean the pizza. You hated the pizza. You liked bread.

guiguinofake ,

Young you would’ve absolutely loved bread

random_character_a , in My van is bigger than your van
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Allen wants to have word with you.

Just_Pizza_Crust OP ,

He dead. Mine now

Oka , in Think about it

I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”

I dummy’d my way to the solution

count_dongulus , in Today in news, tree fall on leaf

Sounds like she was actually pretty unlucky

dogsoahC ,
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No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.

Zachariah , in Today in news, tree fall on leaf
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Is it 40ft or 12m? Make up your mind!

aeronmelon ,

If that’s an American publication branch of the BBC, it’s kind of them to say both.

dogsoahC ,
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Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.

CMDR_Horn , in Today in news, tree fall on leaf

Woman with last name leafe crushed by leaf carrier

dogsoahC ,
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Thanks for explaining the joke.

MonkderVierte , in Think about it

Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!

MataVatnik ,
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Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical

I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon

Bronzie ,

Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)

postmateDumbass ,

The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.

soloner ,

I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post

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    tills13 ,

    Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍

    huginn ,

    Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?

    A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes

    roguetrick ,

    Me.

    InternetUser2012 ,

    GOT DAMN!!!

    MataVatnik ,
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    I’m sorry tummy issues making me cranky

    Decoy321 ,

    Be nice, even if they weren’t first.

    MataVatnik ,
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    Sowee I’ll do better

    Decoy321 ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1650ae59-4fc3-461c-ac87-3839700ac4c2.gif

    aviation_hydrated ,

    Wait, the joke has wrong geography on purpose, numbnuts?

    Decoy321 ,

    Be nice.

    fosho ,

    really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.

    but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.

    where_am_i ,

    don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.

    sparky , in Think about it
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    Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.

    jewbacca117 ,

    I’ll bring beer

    BowtiesAreCool ,

    I’ll bring weed

    bluemellophone ,

    I’ll bring hammocks

    Cort ,

    I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola

    RogueBanana ,

    What’s that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.

    lowleveldata , in Pizza! Pizza!

    it ain’t a bad day if I can have pizza

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