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yemmly , in Accept message request?

He doesn’t look so moisturized to me.

ekky ,

Should have seen him before!

NegativeInf ,
abbadon420 ,

What is this from?

tektite ,

Looks like the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt

acockworkorange ,

He’s 39, but doesn’t look a day over 93.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

That’s only because it’s a headshot.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

He did his best, but the attic is really dry.

Tja , in "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

Ken M vibes

Braindead , in This is good stuff

Why is this a shitpost?

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

I chuckled at the good advice coming from porn-alt2 but think it is more ironically wholesome than a shitpost.

henfredemars ,

The alt speaks most honestly without fear of retribution.

gravitas_deficiency , in Twitter

I’m gonna deadname his company for as long as he deadnames his kid :)

BigDaddySlim , in Damn it Salmo
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar
hperrin , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

Decision 2024: Cop vs Felon

Who will America choose?

chemical_cutthroat , (edited )
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, when you put it like that, I can really see what side you stand on.

Edit: I gotta remember not to antagonize the Russian bots from 9-5 Moscow time.

hperrin ,

What do you mean? When I call the candidates what they are?

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just curious what value calling either of them those things brings to the conversation. Tell me. Which side are you on? Who are you voting for? You going rogue and voting third party? Or are you gonna vote for the cop or the felon? Or, maybe you aren’t gonna vote at all, you rebel. So, tell me. What’s your poison?

hperrin ,

I’m gonna vote for the cop.

The value is pointing out how utterly hypocritical republicans are. Here they have a chance to vote for a cop over a felon, but they won’t. They’ll vote for the felon because they’re in a cult. They never were the “party of law and order” or the “party of personal responsibility”. It was all lies.

I’m not a fan of cops, but I’m even less a fan of felons. Especially rapist felons.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Well, at least your heart is in the right place. Maybe, though, you shouldn’t minimize the only chance this fucking country has at surviving the next 4 years by taking the reductionist view and calling Harris “a cop.” Just something to think about. Maybe she can be more if we give her the chance.

archonet ,

And I see you have a problem with people telling the truth about Donald Trump and calling them what they are.

How was the gay sex at the RNC? I hear Grindr had a hell of a time keeping up. Did you guys like, rent a penthouse suite and have an orgy or were you all just darting between hotels across Milwaukee? You should organize better next time, Democrats at least know how to schedule their sex parties so these sorts of things don’t happen.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Lmfao. The fact that you think I’m a Republican is cute. Try again, sport.

archonet ,

oh god, it’s an enlightened centrist come to teach us all about how the world really works.

Please, spare me, I’ve got better things to do.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Swing and a miss. Thanks for playing, though.

archonet ,

shoo, I forgive your stupidity, now go away

YeetPics ,

Idk, you seem quite triggered by that comment.

I’ll put a little asterisk with an r next to your name so I don’t forget 🤣

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Ha ha! Look at this guy. He pulled a meme from ifunny and is posting it instead of adding any fucking value to the conversation. What a cut up.

Eheran ,

Since ACAB here on Lemmy, that really is not a good way to put it.

aniki ,

ACAB everywhere.

thermal_shock ,

pretty much

Pixlbabble ,

Felon all day. Fuck cops.

Passerby6497 ,

Ironically, the felon will increase the abuses of the police so much more than the prosecutor.

So good on you for still supporting the cops

Pixlbabble ,

Uno reverse, I lied, I actually support cops lol.

TimeNaan ,

Obviously, conservatives are in no position to use this leftist argument against Copmala.

Pixlbabble ,

Same people who wanted to de-fund the police now want you to vote a in a prosecutor. lol make that make sense.

chuckleslord ,

You think these people supported defunding the police? You gotta take some time and learn what groups support what, cause you’re far off the mark. Ds are the choice because they’re harm reduction, not necessarily allies

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200608142551-01-house-democrats-kneel-0608-super-169.jpg

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Decision 2024: Cop vs Felon Dictator

Let’s not throw a vulnerable group of people under the bus just to be lazy in expressing the absurdity of the situation. I got no beef with felons just because the State labels them as baddies.

snausagesinablanket ,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar
Banichan , in i believe he made himself very clear
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

What organ would it feel with, exactly?

PinkyCoyote OP ,
@PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz avatar

PinkyCoyote OP ,
@PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz avatar

Hope that explains it ❤️

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

You’ve made yourself very clear.

eager_eagle , in Goodbye, old friend.
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

maybe the real friends are the mineral samples we collect along the way

kirbowo808 , in A legend has left us
@kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org avatar

If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

Gradually_Adjusting , in It's EVERYWHERE!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My friends and I agree that boredom is the only appropriate response. We were over it within an hour

originalfrozenbanana ,

Holy shit this is fucking grim

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s just “don’t feed the trolls” logic as applied to narcissistic politicians

originalfrozenbanana ,

Caring that a former politician was almost assassinated isn’t feeding the trolls. Being bored by the very reasonable deluge of coverage of a former president nearly being assassinated is absolutely grim as hell man. Assuming the poster is American take some fucking interest in your life.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I hate to contradict you but I do take an interest in my life; this is why I emigrated from America, years ago.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Same reason why I did last week. But I still think it’s important to care

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I care, but I think we’re showing it in different ways.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Being bored by political violence isn’t caring, sorry. Being bored by the rampant gun violence epidemic, being bored by the American death cult, these things are not caring.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Do you not find it tedious to carry on like this? I have given explanations of my rationale, and your response has been to talk in circles.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Disagreeing with you isn’t talking in circles. Your rationale is…you’re bored and you emigrated. Cool. That rationale is fucking grim, man.

You seem to think you’ve made some incredibly compelling argument, when all you’ve done is state what you are (bored) and where you are (not the US).

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Noooo. I will try again in good faith.

I just woke up a few seconds ago, but my rationale was that we should not entertain a click driven media circus around this event, because for one thing it’s largely a case of self inflicted stochastic terrorism that is being incorporated into a horse race election by a media that wants nothing more than for this race to be as close as possible (if not outright favoring Trump). We gain nothing by letting this moment really shine for Trump, and we have everything to gain by moving on, hopefully back to talking about P45, the felonies, the countless lies, the several good things Biden has actually accomplished, etc. It would also please me deeply to have known that Trump had to deal with what he narcissistically experienced as the most heroic moment of his life, only to watch everyone collectively shrug.

I did not spell this all out in prior comments, for which I apologize. I can be self absorbed at times, and what is obvious to me is regrettably often not so to others. Please do not hold onto your previous surmise of me, I am just a grumpy jokey boy who is too fond of brevity.

All the forgoing is subject to hasty edits once I am upright and caffeinated.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Fair enough no hard feelings. The simple fact is we don’t know the motive. We assume but it could just as well be an obsessed fan (a la Selena) as a republican who thinks Trump isn’t extreme enough as a leftist who wants to take out a fascist. Those motives ascribe different responses. It’s also a little naive to think that you could just ignore an assassination attempt. I understand ignoring trumps day to day antics, but this is bigger than those.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s worth noting that Teddy Roosevelt was able to more or less ignore a much better attempt, and even call for the assassin to not be harmed. Though I suppose more resilience is expected of progressives. 🙃

originalfrozenbanana ,

Donald Trump is no Teddy Roosevelt. Not a tenth of the leader. Teddy Roosevelt was a flawed man, but an incredible leader, and he ignored every inconvenience or barrier in his life. Being shot was like a cloudy day or a hill: just push through, it’s irrelevant.

Passerby6497 ,

I mean, you were right the first time. Trump is a troll in a man suit.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, what’s grim is that the bullet missed his brain. Granted, it’s a tiny target, but still…

therealjcdenton , in “It’s sick”

Biden says trump assassination attempt is radical, sick, and even gnarly

mydoomlessaccount ,

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, “mega bodacious,” and “tubular to the max.” Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a “cowabunga.” More as this develops.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in “It’s sick”

😏
I see what you did there

kionite231 ,

Could you explain it to me? I don’t really know the meaning of “it’s sick” (Is it ill?)

Beardsley ,

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.

Fades , (edited )

Calling something sick is far more than unfortunate, it’s closer to demented or disgusting

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

It’s just casual American slang.

We used to use it in Australia in the 2000s too. If something was very awesome, it was “fully sick”.

TrippaSnippa ,

Thorpey says it’s fully sick!

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I was thinking of that ad when I wrote the comment!

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Not to be confused with “ill” as in awesome.

amenji ,

Trump’s grazed in the ear, inches away from death. That’s sick, man.

someguy3 ,

Sick is said as a bad thing. But in teenager slang it can be used as something cool.

kionite231 ,

That’s why biden used this double meaning word… I see.

TrickDacy ,

He clearly didn’t intend it to mean anything else but the literal meaning

someguy3 ,

No. It only has that meaning if you’re 14 and very edgy. No adult will use it like a teenager would.

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited )

Sick has had this meaning since like… The 70s or 80s. Its not just edgy teens. In fact I suspect that this has probably fallen out of favor with gen alpha.

So if anything, I think you probably have that exactly backwards

someguy3 ,

It’s been around for a long time but you stop using it like that once you have a sliver of adulthood. The point being that no Biden did not use it as a double entendre.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I can practically feel the elitism oozing off you, through the Internet 🤣

someguy3 ,

And I can see through your personal attack. Cheers.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Yup, calling you out on a general attack sure is a personal attack. 10/10 mental gymnastics routine

grue ,

Still at least two generations newer than any slang Biden would use.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Oh for sure, my comment wasn’t literal. No way does Biden have the presence of mind to make a slick response like that

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“The shooting was the bee’s knees.”

potpotato ,

nerd.

BeardedBlaze ,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, only 14 year olds skateboard and/or surf. Lol

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

It is totally ill bro

zarathustrad ,

Do you have a license, to ill?

lgmjon64 , in Reject reality

Revved up like a douche…

nickwitha_k ,

In the middle of the night!

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, that’s just objectively what he says.

Katana314 ,

I’d like to say this to singers…

No, maybe you wrote this in your lyrics sheet and planned to say it. But…what you actually said in the song was…

kazren ,

I remember being in a hotel once, and scrolling through channels and saw a concert channel playing a Bruce Springsteen show. And he’s sitting at the piano doing a little monologue about the song, and he doesn’t say douche, but refers to a cover (the Manfred Mann version) and it using “feminine products” instead of deuce, which is what he wrote.

I don’t know what Manfred said, but even the Boss thinks he said douche.

Jessica ,

Funny, I always sang, “Wrapped up like a douche”

tacotroubles ,

Wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night

loweffortname ,
@loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

So Bruce Springsteen wrote the original version of “Blinded By the Light”. But Manfred Mann’s version was the one that was a huge hit. And Mann’s version does say “wrapped up like a douche” (versus Springsteen saying “revved up like a duce”).

I saw an interview with Springsteen where he speculated that was the biggest writing mistake he’d made. If only he’d said “wrapped up like a douche”, maybe his version would have sold better.

neuracnu , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hang on one second babe…

(clap-clap)

peopleproblems ,

Things you don’t want tied to a clapper may include this device.

ArcaneSlime ,

Go to a play

“Fuck was that even or odd?! I’ve been workin’ on this date since dinner!”

helpImTrappedOnline , in Loyalty

Some board room somewhere

Bossman "Alright team, what should we change to ensure our company is not seen as racist according to white people on twitter?

Person 1 “Increase represtation of different races and cultures across our brands?” ejector seat activated

Person 2 “Hire someone qualified to have this conversion?” ejector seat activated

Person 3 "Get rid of Aunt Jemima so people don’t accosiate our brand with black people anymore?

Bossman “brilliant! Someone get me a raise for coming up with that.”

the_crotch ,

It’s not about associating the brand with black people. Aunt Jemima was a mammy, straight out of a ministrel show. She was a racist stereotype of the loving and attentive house slave

helpImTrappedOnline ,

They could have come up with a new character…instead they got rid of it all together. Just say its Jemima’s niece who carries on the recipe.

borari ,

Bro my syrup doesn’t need lore.

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Why not? my cereal does.

elephantium ,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

You’re a monster if you’re putting syrup on cereal!

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Darrn…I guess that means I’m not a monster.

HawlSera ,

Fuck that shit, I’m all about the Breakfast Canon

Cryophilia ,

No, she was an accurate depiction of actual Black Southern grandmas, both pre and post slavery. The whole “this represents slavery” thing was bullshit cooked up by white people. My 3rd grade teacher looked EXACTLY like Aunt Jemima and she made some bomb-ass cookies.

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