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Lemminary , in Robots are the future
TwoBeeSan ,

Might be the best pepe

Maiq , in New tech discovered

99% of the questions I was going to post to stack overflow were solved before I hit post. Something about really having to think through your problem to give people the most complete information about your problem as possible makes it easier to find the solution.

I did just get a rubber ducky and I didn’t know what I should do with it till now.

Kolrami ,

This sounds like Rubberduck debugging.

randomdeadguy , in What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.
@randomdeadguy@lemmy.world avatar

I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I’m crying rn. Make it stop make it stop

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

It’s ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.

buttfarts ,

Op washed his balls with that spaghetti

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Fuckin lol

Annoyed_Crabby , in Twitter

There’s no such thing as deadnaming a company/corporation/brand, they aren’t a living entity and have no will of their own, the one offended is their owner.

Jumuta ,

except they get more rights

Ensign_Crab ,

And yet Elon’s mad that everyone still calls the platform he’s managed to actually make worse “twitter”.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m fine with offending Musk by calling his precious website Twitter. Aren’t you?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

It isn’t exactly dead naming, of course i’ll happily do it. I did it for multiple other corporation that change hand and name, i’ll still call the name that i used to call it, confusing the younger generation is a plus, offending the CEO is the goal.

FlyingSquid ,
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Sure, it isn’t really deadnaming, but if you want to offend him, saying it is deadnaming will also help.

Lightor ,

You’d be rightfully surprised.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood

Gonzako , in I'll get right on that

another thing, don’t append everything with “It’s very urgent we need it fixed now” because you’ll get put in the not listen to list

Forester OP ,
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Urgently do the needful

Forester OP ,
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Since you did not yet make a reply to me, I’m going to reply to this chain to prompt you to reply quicker. Please do the needful urgently

adespoton ,

I love that phrase. Because it lets me decide what’s needful. Sometimes it’s my lunch or catching up on the news.

Forester OP ,
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Sometimes it’s shit posting on Lemmy

Angry_Autist ,

I like it because it’s short and to the point. At first it grated on me but now I use it myself unironically on occasion.

Forester OP ,
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HELP!!¡!!!¡!!! ME!!!

thermal_shock ,

have one user that every subject is help, sequels get ! appended.

Forester OP ,
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I just merge the tickets

Angry_Autist ,

COMPUTER IS BROKE!11!!!11one!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Tonight I dine on turtle soup!

Angry_Autist ,

There are probably less than 5 emails in our internal helpdesk queue this month that WEREN’T marked as urgent.

Urgent problems this month include: ‘The glare from my kitchen window washes out my laptop screen’, ‘How do I change the color of my folders icon?’ and ‘Client reports hearing faint mumbling from their org’s landing page’

I handled the last one personally, she had a forgotten tab with a looping podcast playing on very low for the last few days.

When EVERYTHING is urgent, NOTHING is urgent.

lightnegative ,

“will the company go out of business if this isn’t fixed in the next hour?”

Litmus test for urgency

WagnasT , in Good news everyone

dad gives me a quarter so I can immediately lose in some claymation caveman game. i got a personal panned pizza for reading some books. there’s a pitcher of diet pepsi on the table, i think the condensation looks neat. The waitress vacuums up the straw wrapper my sister missed shooting at me with a rolling sweeper thing as she asks my parents “the usual?”

I miss those days.

jaybone ,

Is this 4chan?

Jiggle_Physics ,

When I was in 6th grade a server at Pizza Hut accidentally poured boiling grease on my friend’s little brother. It was an awful injury that literally scarred him to this day. The investigation into the situation revealed that the server wasn’t provided the correct platform for carrying the deep dish, she was bringing out, because they were short, and busy. So they got a big fucking pay-out. They paid the medical bills, including long term cosmetic work, and therapy. They got a big cash pay-out, not sure how much, but it allowed them to recover from their failed business, pay off their loans, and set up trusts for their kids’ early adult lives. You know, pay for school, or whatever they needed to get a head-start on adult life.

One of the things they were given was a card that was used for internal corporate reasons. It was basically a free Pizza Hut card. The cashier would type the number into the register, and it would clear the bill. They were given free food for “life”, life ended up being about 20 years, ending with yet another decrease in their business. So, at least once a week, their family, and all their kids’ friends, would go to Pizza Hut for a big pizza party. During the summer we would often be given the card to get food when they had to be at their business late, which was often. I can no longer smell the particular fried bread smell of their pan pizzas without feeling a little nauseated. Sooo much pizza hut. Some times the local pizzeria would give us a few pies in exchange for letting them order things from PH not on their menu, like wings, so we could get some real pizza about once a week out of it.

adespoton , in We love our new Democratic Nominee, Don't We Folks?

Great… Trump endorses Harris too! Maybe he can get the MAGA crowd to vote for her as well….

ouRKaoS ,

Too bad he can’t vote for her, being a felon…

TotallyNotSpez , in False Dichotomy Rule

Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage!

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

That sounds like something a Spez would say…

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Now I’m naked

bitwaba ,

Nothin but an anal mole

Iapar ,
sp3tr4l , in Front and Backflipping

Pff, everyone knows that Sebastian Somersaült paved the way for all that came after him, back in 1062.

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Marcus Saint Handstaand turned the world in its head in 1060 and nobody every talks about him it’s always Sebastian this Sebastian that…

thermal_shock ,

Marcus Gainer?

v4ld1z , in Benny 😍😍😍
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

My brother in christ

gravitas_deficiency , (edited )

He’s Jewish tho, so he’s not.

Also, he’s a fascist

E: reworded for accuracy

BakerBagel ,

Also Jewish, so no Jesus

zerog_bandit ,

Do y’all just call anyone you disagree with Nazis now? Seems a bit Russian to me.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Lmao are you really gonna be a Ben Shapiro apologist? He’s an overt ethnosupremacist of the white variety, and is staunchly aligned with the proto-fascist elements of the far right American political spectrum.

But by all means, check my facts.

GBU_28 ,

I think there was a woosh here

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, Zerog is 100% simping for Shapiro. You should see their Shapiro level takes on everything regarding Israel…

BetaBlake ,

It’s ironic for you to point out Russians because the only people supporting Russians today are conservatives

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, there’s also a bunch of “anti-imperialist” leftist tankies too.

Zwiebel ,

Nazis can be christian

chemicalwonka , in every company right now
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borari ,

This looks like this guy is being force fed a spoon full of mdma rocks and I want to be committed to this specific nursing home when I’m old.

Mats ,

Me too, but maybe not several gram’s of it

captain_aggravated , in Mildred
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are geriatric names coming back? Are we going to have a generation of Gladyses and Eustices?

cm0002 ,

Eustices

That’s it, I’m gettin me mallet!

PhlubbaDubba ,

Is it bad that my first thought was Eustice Kidd from One Piece?

Keep that boy away from magnets and we should all be fine!

AFC1886VCC ,

Stupid dog!!!

Praxis ,

Ah, a fan of the Ace Attorney Investigations fan translations, I see /j

PhlubbaDubba ,

I mean I want to name my first son Abe, but that’s because it was my grandfather’s americanized name (Ibrahim)

I think some geriatric sounding names are still respectable sounding enough to stand as good names for kids today. Dot and Conny I think would be good ones for girls and those are nicknames for Dorothy and Constance.

ThatOrangeBird ,

Looks like it. Names like Eleanor, Hazel, Lillian, Ellie and even Millie are in the top 100 baby names this year, and a couple of them are in the top 20 in the U.S.

Excrubulent ,
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It’s called the 100-year rule.

All the common names we grew up with were retro to our parents, and names we think are just so boomer are probably going to be our grandkids’ names.

DMBFFF ,
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Bernice

vimeo.com/207020938

4:05

mal3oon ,

Mohammed entered the chat

AFC1886VCC , in Casual reminder

Since this is posted on a shitpost community, I’ll just assume it’s not supposed to be taken seriously.

sunzu ,

Likely testing waters to see if it would land.

We already had trump and biden, and country has been in structural decline since at least 2008.

It doesn't matter who is the next president since there is zero indication current policy will be adjusted in any meaningful way to to provide any relief for working people.

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

Income tax sunset from trump corpo tax cuts coupled with inflation really pinching people this year. But fake news and our dear leaders can't figure why z peasants are bitching since inflation is "down"

GiddyGap ,

there is zero indication current policy will be adjusted in any meaningful way to to provide any relief for working people.

Just a reminder that Biden has been working overtime to provide student debt relief the entire time he’s been in office. Republicans have been working overtime to block it.

Student debt shouldn’t even exist. We need more education, not less.

sunzu ,

Good for 100k people... Thanks daddy

For the remainder: beatings will continue until morale improves.

nomous ,

Where are you getting 100k? 8 million so far, close to 45 have debt.

sunzu ,

what program are walking here about?

sunzu ,

4 downvotws but nobody can name it huh

ealoe ,

Student debt relief without a reduction in prices is just funneling money to colleges with extra steps. It is an important step, Biden should be doing it, but it needs to be accompanied by serious consumer protections and price controls applied to colleges.

GiddyGap ,

Sure, college education should just be a part of the regular public education system like it is in Europe. More education is a boon for the individual, society, and the economy.

ealoe ,

That would be good, private colleges could still exist but they’d have to compete with free college so the prices would have to come down and the value come up, a win for the consumer either way. It would be expensive but an important investment in our future.

Facebones ,

Which is not an adjustment in policy in any meaningful way.

If regulation was being drawn up to control pricing of higher education, then we could talk.

Krauerking ,

Using existing means to cancel fraudulent loans for non accredited schools that went under or people who were already supposed to have their loans forgiven by standing law but hadn’t because people like literally Joe Biden have given the keys to the kingdom to the business that want to make money more and have been going unpunished for screwing over the general populace.

They aren’t real actually helpful policies it’s minor enforcement of things that he and others of the major parties have ignored being broken for the bank accounts of their donors.

ssj2marx ,

Biden has been working overtime to provide student debt relief the entire time he’s been in office

Biden could sign an executive order right now forgiving all government-backed student loans. He doesn’t need to work overtime on this, he could literally hand-write it and sign it in like five minutes.

GiddyGap ,

I believe he actually did a blanket forgiveness, and the conservative majority of the Supreme Court struck it down.

MsPenguinette , in Hello I think you'll love this house.

Is this house loss?

MeatsOfRage , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Nah, you can always rely on the Hilbert Hotel for a good night’s rest. Your room is down the hall, just keep walking, you’ll find it.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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A_Very_Big_Fan ,
HogsTooth ,

All you gotta do is ask everyone to scoot down a room (or two, not sure if Sis and the boulder are looking to share a room) and you’ll find there’s plenty of room.

lowleveldata ,

I won’t have the heart to separate Sis and his lil boulder

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