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PineapplePartisan , in anyone?
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No, but doctors are generally empathetic people. When I turned 45, I needed the exam for the first time. When I was bottomless and bent over the table, I told my doctor that I was very nervous about it.

He said to just try and relax and he placed a hand on my right should to reassure me. When the exam started, I said I was still nervous and so he placed his other hand on my other shoulder to continue to reassure me.

Kofu ,
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His penis is pretty tactile, was able to diagnose earlier than most machines and test avaliable today.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Well, my armless doctor also comforted me when I got the prostate exam done

imposedsensation ,

Did he put his penis on your shoulder?

Diprount_Tomato ,
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No, nothing on any shoulder

faintwhenfree , in It’s going good so far 🤞🤞

Corporations are coming, it’s inevitable, but at least this time we won’t have to deplatform ourselves to have a sensible discussion.

GladiusB ,
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Someone will try and justify corporate investments. And once they get in, they will infest. They ALWAYS play the long game.

Excrubulent ,
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I agree that they will deliberately try to infiltrate, but corporations are notorious for never playing the long game.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Yeah it only seems like the long game because they never ever fucking quit

monotrox ,

That is why lemmy is decentralized, no one can buy every single instance. and even when a corporation buys the codebase of lemmy, another person can come in and create their own platform that is still compatible

meldrik ,

Are there any corporations on Mastodon? The most popular part of the Fediverse.

matt ,
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Yeah there is, governments too. It’s not super widespread but they do have a presence.

Due to how federation and anti-viral Mastodon is though, they can’t hijack trends and stuff so a lot will most likely never come.

macrocephalic , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

I’m a man and I’d much rather smell like vanilla and passionfruit. I don’t need more help to smell like fuel.

name_NULL111653 ,

Exactly. Just go out on the ramp and check the fuel sumps and oil. There, now you’ll smell like 100LL and plane engine all day.

Siegfried ,

I want the rocket fuel smell

Lev_Astov ,
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What kind? Methane?

Siegfried ,

Methane would work, but I’m a classy guy. I would prefer the good old hydrazine

arefx , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲

Personally, I don’t give a flying fuck what client any of you use as long as you are here. :)

electriccars OP ,

Hear hear!

GoddessOfGouda , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

They don’t understand that I’d do just as little work in an office as I do from home. In fact, that’s what I did, long before I worked from home. I’m really good at exploring hallways and bathrooms and just disappearing for some time.

I get more work done at home.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Personally, I dissappear a lot during work from home just from pooping more because I’m not stressed out due to being around people all day

cokane_88 ,
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Shit job?

BROMETHIUS ,

Seems crappy

Laice , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Printer company are one of the biggest legalized scammer we currently have. Out water and some ink they make huge amount of Profit.

They are the Definition of making Gold out of shit.

Cruxifux , in The OG memes

I’d seriously love a whole sub of textbook vandalism

kresten ,

Yes please! I need this community

Fapper_McFapper , in I'm trying to prove a point. Without looking it up, what are these?

Aglet. Thanks Phineas and Ferb!

FermatsLastAccount ,

Don't forget it

rockerface ,

Terraria for me

GreentheNinja ,

Terraria made me think they were some sort of instrument because of how it looked.

rockerface ,

I kinda gathered that they were part of a footwear because they’re part of the boots upgrade, but yeah, I had to look up the term afterwards

gamer , in stop asking for a karma system

Doesnt lemmy have a karma system already? I can see up votes on my posts, and a sum total on my account page.

Or do you mean something else by “karma”?

awesome_person OP , (edited )

some third party clients sum up the upvote count of your posts to make a count turns out the lemmy api does send it to you

but lemmy itself will never get a proper karma system in the ui as has been said by the main people working behind it multiple times

hoodatninja ,
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Kbin has “reputation” unfortunately. I like Kbin enough to ignore it and I’m hoping others will do the same.

CMLVI ,
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I use it the same way I did on Reddit; it's a decent gauge in how willing I am to engage with that person. If their history is littered with downvoted posts, then I'm less likely to engage because it's more likely they're being inflammatory on purpose.

Karma systems don't make places worse; the value placed upon them by the users does. It's not meant to be a counter for how liked you are, it's supposed to be representative of how you interact with the community; bad karma for bad interactions. But people use downvote as a disagree button, and people spam posts cause "big number make feel good". Good idea, difficult implementation given how humans work.

hoodatninja ,
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I agree that’s what it supposed to be, but nobody really treats it like that. Downvotes are treated as a “dislike” button, despite the fact that it should be “this does not contribute meaningfully.“

Regardless of what we want, that’s just how people operate.

CMLVI ,
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If it weren't for the humans, humanity would be pretty cool.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Karma usually doesn’t work because it is used, as you said, a like button and not a quality button. Disagreeing with the majority is considered a violation.

gamer ,

Wow you’re right. I’ve gotten so used to Memmy and Wefwef that I didn’t realize the main site didn’t have it lol

Xanvial ,

hmm, checked the API documentation of lemmy itself, this seems able to get a person comment/post score data join-lemmy.org/api/…/PersonAggregates.html

MentalEdge ,
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The apps aren’t “summing it up”, while the lemmy webUI does not display it, it’s perfectly accessible via API.

dmmeyournudes ,

but you just said lemmy has the exact same karma system reddit has.

hoodatninja ,
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Lemmy doesn’t but Kbin does.

kamenlady ,
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Color me confused …

I’m on connect for lemmy and also have a total count on my profile page.

Actually, isn’t it up to the client? The dev can decide what to feature in the profile page. The fact is, every user has points for posts and comments. Maybe they are just adding the numbers up? Afaik Reddit had some other maths behind the karma count

hoodatninja ,
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Are you using a third party app?

GenderNeutralBro ,

Where does it show the sum total? I don’t see that in my profile or yours. Maybe it’s instance-dependent?

Either way, upvotes serve the same purpose here so I think the incentives are the same.

hitwright ,

Reddit has a karma sum which is used to deny access from posting altogether. Here if you say something unpopular, you don’t get the dopamine hit from upvotes, but you’re also not silenced, unless the mod explicitly bans you.

hoodatninja ,
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While I agree unpopular opinions often get shouted down, i think people often forget that sometimes what they consider an “unpopular opinion” is unpopular because it’s abhorrent or just wrong lol. Not every comment/idea is valid and deserves to be entertained.

Being anti-vax is unpopular in a lot of circles and I am perfectly happy with seeing those comments downvoted/ removed and the users banned.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Why banned? The downvotes are definitely deserved but why TF ban them on a sub about a topic not related to vaccines or medicine?

hoodatninja ,
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Why are you changing the parameters of my example lol

Scew , (edited )
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  • hoodatninja ,
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    I understand what you’re trying to do, but I am not interested in playing this game.

    On a sidenote: I saw Oppenheimer recently as well, but let’s not shoehorn quantum physics into a discussion to make your point seem more elevated than it is.

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  • nuke ,

    Nah fuck antivaxers. Cry about it

    Scew ,
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    Nah fuck brainwashing. You won’t cry about it.

    nuke ,

    Yeah, and what else did the voices in your head say?

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  • the_kalash ,

    Post limits based on Karma where rather rare on reddit or usually just required some small amount of inital karma to keep spam account out. But it was harldy ever a limiting factor. For the most part it was just some number.

    schmidtster ,

    Some places had a thousand karma before being able to comment or post, that’s not an easy hill to climb, especially if you say the wrong thing somewhere and people take offense to it for no reason.

    hoodatninja ,
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    I love how in these examples it’s always “for no reason“ and yet we never see the context.

    schmidtster ,

    Well it’s for no real good reason I should say, why is it always just the fourth comment in a chain that gets downvoted, because of the tropes and circlejerks.

    hoodatninja ,
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    Sorry I’m having a little trouble following. Are you asking me or are you stating that?

    schmidtster ,

    Expanding on some needed context I thought. Or were you agreeing that sometimes there is seemingly no reason?

    Now I’m confused.

    hoodatninja ,
    @hoodatninja@kbin.social avatar

    I was just trying to understand how you wanted me to respond to that comment, nothing nefarious or anything. You had a “why“ statement with no ? then a statement after, so I was just trying to make sure I was understanding you correctly and respond appropriately and such. Just your typical “lost in translation“ with text formats.

    schmidtster ,

    Ah, sorry that makes sense now, was asking a rhetorical question and answering it. There is of course a reason, but that reason may just be silly, so to a large portion of people it would be for seemingly no reason.

    Covering all bases, and yes it would be confusing, that’s kinda the point, since there really isn’t a reason for some of the mass downvotes.

    hoodatninja ,
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    Yeah, I found people always made a bigger deal out of that than it really was. I think folks just assume other people are having trouble even though they didn’t personally.

    Makeshift ,

    I’d argue you still can get that dopamine hit.

    Even if the numbers don’t carry elsewhere in a meaningful way, seeing the high positive number next to your post still means that other people agreed with/liked what you said on that particular post/comment. And that alone can give a mild dopamine hit.

    Less useful for bots trying to farm rep for nefarious reasons, more useful for real people who can feel the joy of a moment.

    dmmeyournudes ,

    How are you not silenced exactly like you would be on Reddit? People downvotes posts and comments they don’t agree with exactly like reddit, but here if the admins disagree they defederate entire instances over it. Hot page is completely useless compared to reddit, so only the most upvotes posts from the most popular subs are visible, and comments have the exact same issues reddit comments had. Nothing about this system is mechanically different from reddits system, baring how votes get totaled because of federation, (also the hot sort is uses).

    captainlezbian , in We'll get them in uni, lads.

    Lol I’ve fucked enough formerly homeschooled gay communists to know how wrong they are

    DharmaCurious ,

    Why hello there. It seems you have a type, and I am willing to assist. :p

    Robdor , in Shitpost

    must be part of the 3 day gang

    itsmistermoon ,
    @itsmistermoon@lemmy.ml avatar

    Sounds painful

    grandkaiser , in Break science with this one weird trick

    Firefighters hate this one easy trick!

    MadhuGururajan , in Random text message

    Wrong number… right energy

    KevonLooney ,

    Ehh, maybe. Many people are trying as hard as they can, sometimes with undiagnosed mental issues. “Act like an adult” is only good advice if you are just lazy.

    Maybe “move to a cheaper area so you can afford a house” is better advice.

    Jimbo ,
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    Maybe “move to a cheaper area so you can afford a house” is better advice

    But there’s no work there

    MattWalsh OP , in language barrier
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    Upvote if you also like minœrs! 😃👍

    Jimbo ,
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    I love miners

    snooggums ,
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    AFC1886VCC ,

    Turkey Knob Mine

    Lmao

    ValorieAF ,

    I love minotaurs

    desktop_user ,

    sanest mastodon user

    Andromxda , in Guess I should type faster
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    Fuck lemmy.ml and all the other tankies in the fediverse

    Nythos ,

    Blocking .ml and hexbear at an instance level is probably the best thing you can do to help your mental health whilst scrolling Lemmy

    Leate_Wonceslace ,
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    Can confirm. ☺

    khaleer ,

    I do not know what sopuli blocked, but after settling there, my feed is free of this Yogusloth russian troll.

    niktemadur ,

    Huh… TIL that if you use Voyager on an iPad, you can go to Settings, then Filters & Blocks, and at the very bottom there is an option to block entire instances.

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