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Halosheep , in What is wrong with some of you?

This would be a lot funnier if there were enough pixels to differentiate the colors in the legend…

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. I’m red/green color blind, so the colors coupled with the tiny boxes makes this pretty useless for me. Can anyone share what area of the country calls it the devil one?

SCB ,

Like 5-8 towns each from Louisiana through alabama

Even when not colorblind it’s not very easy to see

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks!

eldoom ,

I call it the devil beating his wife if that helps.

TimewornTraveler ,

I’m not colorblind and it’s just not visible. Most of the country is red, and then NY/Philly area is blue. Also southern florida where the NYers live, northern Minnesota for some reason, and sparely throughout new england, all also blue. Majority of country is red but with an unexplained shading that goes from low saturation to high.

if you squint really hard there’s a white-ish area overlapping Alabama and Mississippi that looks like it might be greenish white.

bdonvr ,

The devil one is green, I think the Bible Belt is just barely tinged green.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, it’s moldy

malaph , in What more need be said about it?

There’s at least a grain of truth in that book. Try starting a business or producing something.

Look at domestic attempts to mine lithium or building semiconductor plants. Try building anything here.

“When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing; when you see that money is flowing to those who deal not in goods, but in favors; when you see that men get rich more easily by graft than by work, and your laws no longer protect you against them, but protect them against you. . . you may know that your society is doomed.”

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sure. Try it. Try making a railroad without eminent domain.

Rodeo ,

Eniment domain doesn’t appear to be the problem here lmao

It’s more like

Try making a railroad when the industry has been captured by regulations written by the big players whose purpose is to erect barriers to entry for any new railroad companies that might want to start up, and reduce costs by reducing safety. Also, you need angel investors to give you billions and anyone with the means to do that is already in bed with the big boys so they’re not going to give you shit.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Except it wasn’t a new railroad company in the book.

Rodeo ,

It is abundantly clear that we’re not talking about the details of the book anymore. We are talking about that one passage and how it relates to our current society.

malaph ,

The protagonist being in a privileged position due to government seisuze of private property is certainly an excellent point. I just feel the state exercising power in the other direction, against productive ventures instead of property owners, may be a little too in vogue these days.

Avg ,

That’s how you trick the gullible, start with a bit of truth they can understand and then jump off the deep end into lunacy.

malaph ,

You can agree with some principles of a work and reject others. What parts of her philosophy do you find to be lunacy?

TSG_Asmodeus , (edited )
@TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

What parts of her philosophy do you find to be lunacy?

“A man’s sexual choice is the result and the sum of his fundamental convictions… He will always be attracted to the woman who reflects his deepest vision of himself, the woman whose surrender permits him to experience a sense of self-esteem. The man who is proudly certain of his own value, will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires, the strongest, the hardest to conquer–because only the possession of a heroine will give him the sense of an achievement.”

Almost forgot:

“In this world, either you’re virtuous or you enjoy yourself. Not both, lady, not both.”

malaph ,

Yeah… I’m not a fan of that either personally.

Wakmrow ,

The premise that some people are just better than everyone else is not intelligent. Valuing a person’s worth as a human by measuring their productivity is genocidal.

malaph ,

Some people are just better in terms of being productive. I don’t see how that’s debatable. The question is just if you let those people keep they’re outsized earnings or you forcibly redistribute them.

malaph ,

Their*

Wakmrow ,

I’m going to respond so hopefully you grow.

Productivity is difficult to measure or define. Intelligence is similar. Regardless, neither of these things define value in a human life. Some people love to cook, some are great at reading comic books. One might be really good at watching TV. In the end, your preference for what is seen as valuable comes to your preference. There’s nothing objective about it. More concretely, in many engineering jobs great engineers are promoted into management positions for which they are ill suited. They make more money, are they not definitionally more productive? Yet the company and team is worse off.

As for your question, Rand is not subtle about her thoughts.

malaph ,

Odd to me that you equate productivity with the value of a person.

Wakmrow ,

I do not. Rand explicitly does.

Eufalconimorph ,

Valuing a person’s worth as a human by measuring their productivity is genocidal.

Of course you don’t value people based on their productivity! That’s downright anti-American “from each according to his ability” commie talk! You value people based on their net worth! One Dollar, One Vote, that’s what I always say.

/s,

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Her stances on Race, Rape, Economics, Gender, and her Writing style…all lunacy.

malaph ,

I like her stance on economics and free markets … Also the prime mover concept is somewhat accurate

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

The same can be said about basically anything, that’s why you have a brain to evaluate what parts are grounded in the truth and what is a conclusion drawn from truth that serves the specific needs of whoever is spinning the narrative.

funkless_eck ,

I’ve read all of Rand and I thoroughly enjoyed it. But not for the right reasons.

Coming from a background myself of community art > touring performance artist > clown/circus school > comedy and improv… I found things like “I’ma write a book where a character delivers a speech on capitalism longer than the communist manifesto” to be quite funny.

The way people spoke to each other, the ridiculous melodrama from the perspective of a soy bean stuck on a train, a community made from pure gold inside a hologram inside a volcano, how people can only have sex if they bite each other, the amazing lazzi (sketch) of the rich man accidentally giving a homeless man $100 bill instead of $1 and the homeless man not caring because it was an accident, the guy putting out a steel furnace in meltdown while naked with his bare hands…

I thought it was very funny. I chortled all the way through. a perfect 7/10.

wizzor ,

It seems to me this passage speaks against the bankers, intellectual property owners, monopolists, land owners and the like. All gate keepers of resources.

Perhaps Atlas is actually someone else than Rand thought.

malaph ,

It speaks against a system where political favour dictates your success as a producer over your ability to compete. If you feel land owners and intellectual property owners are gate keepers in a society where your can have your own ideas and buy your own property I don’t know what to say.

wizzor , (edited )

I know.

The permits, policies, regulation and political apparatuses which Rand so despises are legal fictions which allow a small group of people control, who gets to use what resources and how.

Currencies, fractional reserve banking, patents and land ownership are similar legal fiction, which allow a small group to control who gets to use what resources and how.

If I want to sell razor blades to a Gillette razor, I will get sued for patent infringement. Is their gatekeepping somehow more morally valid than the politician’s who gives a tax break to Gillette’s competitor since their production line is in his city?

I was trying to humorously point out, that the quoted part of Rand’s text could be read almost as a socialist opinion, where the value created arises from the worker and not the owners.

malaph ,

I guess the difference being the people in control of permits and policies produce nothing of value. If a capitalist fails to produce he no longer holds the property or patents. Someone else gets them to try to compete.

The reason capitalism is moral is that the people who get the scarce resources need to be effective in providing for everyone else by creating or they lose them. Under a central planning system this is not the case. Scarce resources are held by connected people … The state bails them out if they really fuck up.

Nothing is stopping you from creating an improved Gillette razor and competing without blatenly copying their patent… Property is expensive but available (problem created by government with interest rate manipulation and making land one of the only viable hard assets) you can hire people for your factory. They’ll cost 10x what they do overseas though… So you’d probably just go there.

Man you won’t find me defending fractional reserve banking or fiat currency. Those are also things created by politicians and bankers. They’re just means of stealing value. You also can’t have socialism without fiat currency. The myth that you can rob the 1% to pay for the needs of everyone… Well do the math … Liquidate the 10 richest people and it funds the state for maybe a month or something.

Ah I didn’t get the joke I guess lol. I’m not really much of a fan of socialism. If companies can’t build without permits and tax breaks then you dont really have a level playing field anymore and you no longer have functional creative destruction. Old inefficient well connected incombants strangle the new razor corp in the crib and you’re stuck paying 35 dollars for blades :)

Licherally ,

Yes the world would be a better place if people looking to profit in the world didn’t have to ensure that their products were safe, regulated, and taxed appropriately. Business owners should just be able to make their own rules.

Nah man I’d say that shit it stupid too. It’s difficult to build a lithium mine in the United States for pretty good reasons, especially surrounding regulation and safety.

malaph ,

Like most things it’s balance … No one wants the ecological damage of the 60s again. I’d say the vast majority of the things people are buying are imported from less regulated markets… Lead in the kids toys am I right? If things are produced here at least you can take those companies to court when they do harm.

Good reasons being ? I’ve seen projects cancelled due to a few arrow heads and tool parts being found … Massive overruns due to turtle eggs. Private companies just don’t build here if they can avoid it. Building and producing things is never perfectly safe and will always cause some ecological damage. The things we consume are actually built overseas in the most destructive and unregulated way possible mostly … Are they not?

cantstopthesignal ,

It’s cheaper to mine lithium in other countries because the labor is cheaper, the labor is cheaper because we live in a country with a more advanced economy, that same economy became more advanced under more stringent regulations. Who gives a shit if they don’t mine lithium here when we designed the machines that mine lithium all over the world. There’s a reason people are beating down the doors to come here.

Kayel ,

Australia has some of the tightest safety regulations and strongest unions on the planet. We are opening lithium mines left right and centre.

dodgy_bagel ,

I mean, why SHOULDN’T I be able to expose people and the environment to harmful conditions in order to maximize profit?

I’m allowed to do that in other countries, and I can also pay those slaves in beans so that I can make even more money.

malaph ,

Some environmental impact is unavoidable. I think people are maybe a bit more aware and if I knew a company was being unnecessarily wreckless I’d personally not give them a dime. Also this is what lawsuits are for. These companies should be sued into nonexistence.

Why are domestic companies forced to compete on an uneven playing field like that? Why are companies able to just go abroad and import at very favourable rates. That’s profoundly unfair … But have you thought about what would happen to the cost of goods if there was an equal playing field? All the worst things are still done they just happen elsewhere.

dodgy_bagel ,

lemmy doesn’t semd updates reliably. or at least my client.

Anyway, what you’re saying is that capitalism and open markets is the enemy. I agree.

chiliedogg ,

I work in municipal development. You want to open a new business, build a house, or develop land in my city, you need my signature to do it.

I’m one of those officious pricks. I’m “the man” holding people down.

Because if I don’t then all these rich fucks pave over everything, flood their neighbor’s land, block traffic, poison their customers, and sell houses that’ll collapse 10 minutes after The warranty expires.

So yeah, people have to get our permission to do things that affect the community.

marmo7ade ,

Because if I don’t then all these rich fucks pave over everything, flood their neighbor’s land, block traffic, poison their customers, and sell houses that’ll collapse 10 minutes after The warranty expires.

That already happened and continues to happen. Because corporations bribe the government to allow it. They call it lobbying. And you know this. The feigned ignorance is comical. Why do ISPs own the rights to public telephone poles and prevent municipal internet? Because people like you gave the ISPs those rights.

natanael ,
chiliedogg ,

There’s a huge difference between a politician and a municipal employee. Our planners and engineers don’t take lobbying money, and our engineering criteria and building codes are based on physical reality, not policy.

In our city and many others, Council cannot force us to allow a particular development. They can sign all the agreements they want to waive use restrictions and fees, but the engineer and building official are still the final authority on whether or not something can be built, and their reviews do not consider politics.

malaph ,

Where I live approval on average takes a year or more. Permits alone can cost like 50k for a house. All of those things you’ve mentioned would result in court cases and awards …

Honestly even residential houses that are to code are sort of trash aren’t they? Like laminated wood chips and saw dust more and more every year.

How many other approvals are required above you to build? How long and at what cost ? Mostly curious. Here its pretty bad IMO. Here being Canada.

jj4211 ,

All of those things you’ve mentioned would result in court cases and awards …

For one, not necessarily, and two, small comfort if it happens after the fact when it could be avoided with some reasonable oversight. For example, screwing up erosion is something likely to be overlooked by parties involved and is at high risk of not being noticed naturally until after damage is difficult or impossible to undo. Besides, I think folks like it when matters like that are settled before they might incur liability.

Another example, I had some HVAC work done. The county inspectors highlighted a fire hazard after they were done, that I never would have realized unless the house caught fire.

Now where I live, permits aren’t overly expensive and are fairly expedient as are inspections. I can understand frustrations if there’s no effort at reasonable efficiencies, but then again some projects require community fair chance to become aware and provide feedback, and those sorts of projects can really drag out the time since it’s mostly waiting to give a chance for it to be noticed.

malaph ,

Like you say avoiding liability is in everyone’s interest. In a utopian libertarian society maybe an inspector someone you’d want to pay electively like an engineer.

Someone who could coordinate consultations with surrounding properties and engage others who are experts with say surface water etc.

The other option might be your insurance company would require inspection for you to receive coverage… In the event of say an HVAC electrical fire. Then the cost is certifying the build is covered by a private company instead of being a state operated service which is free from the pressures of competition. Also then delays in permitting could also incur liability :)

In reality if permitting is quick, affordable and isn’t weilded like a political weapon Im mostly fine with it. The federal government is using it to pretty much shut down oil and gas development in Canada. Municipal permitting is partly why we have a massive housing crisis.

chiliedogg ,

Houses are largely built by shell companies that exist to build the neighborhood then dissolve. When the house fails in 5 years there’s nobody to sue for damages.

So instead we require developers to permit and build shit right before we allow the houses to be occupied. The streets have to be built right, the increased impervious cover has to be accounted for to prevent flooding of the next property over, and inspections have to be performed.

Then, we make them pay a maintenance bond and the City takes over maintenance of the road, using the bond to pay for repairs in the first 10 years. If they build them right, the bonds don’t get used, and we give the money back.

But to get the money back they have to keep the company alive, so there’s someone to sue.

And the permit to build a house is about $3,500 here. I ran the numbers for our budget cycle, and we actually lose money on single family houses. We make it up some with commercial buildings, but overall our department loses money, and people building houses are being subsidized by the existing tax payers while bitching about the fees.

HessiaNerd ,

I am an engineer. I love making things. I work in a heavily regulated industry (Med device), and it is a huge pain in the ass. I have to fill out obscene amounts of paperwork for everything I do. I live in the woods with a well and a septic system. I am hoping to disconnect from the electric grid in a few years.

I bought into rugged individualism when I was younger, but I have come to realize it is a farce. I am really glad there is the structure and oversight for these things that can harm people. Complex systems require diverse areas of expertise and multiple layers of oversight and protection.

The sentiment that it is some great burden to “obtain permission from men who do nothing” is a blatant strawman for what the processes actually are.

chakan2 ,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a grain of truth…it’s an environmental protection.

That’s almost the most ironic Ayn Rand post you could make.

marmo7ade ,

It’s a dump truck full of truthful sand. Cities can’t build municipal fiber internet because Spectrum owns the fucking pole. The assertion that this is an “environmental protection” is so insulting that my comment would be deleted if I told you what I really think about you.

Tangent5280 ,

Why don’t you just save us the trouble and delete your comment yourself?

sarsaparilyptus ,

Most intelligent ancap

wesker , in gender selection
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Male, but cries at movies.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the manliest thing I’ve heard of

digdug , (edited )

I have no control of my emotions when watching movies. Aladdin setting the genie free? 😭😭😭😭

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

There’s movies and movies

VikingHippie ,

Male, but cries at YouTube reaction videos when the singing is very good and the reactor agrees.

dual_sport_dork , in Treat yo self
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Or: “Products you may be interested in!” [List of the exact products you already bought.]

I am not buying a second laptop just like the one I just bought. It is not, in an ideal scenario, a consumable item.

MarkTheBob ,

Mmmmm yummy

Johanno ,

Well you might have enjoyed your Laptop so much that you are going to gift a new one to all of your friends

_stranger_ ,

SUBSCRIBE AND SAVE TO INCREDIBLY NICHE DURABLE GOOD

WhyIDie ,

maybe that’s what’s causing the chip shortage

FlyingSquid , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am exactly as unproductive at home as I am at the office. I’m just more comfortable.

OhNoMoreLemmy ,

Something I’ve just realised going into the office is how much more unproductive I make everyone else.

If I’m not working at home, everyone else is free to keep working. But if I’m not working in the office I’m going to drag everyone in my team down to my level.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am at the opposite end. When I’m at the office, I put on noise cancelling headphones and don’t talk to anyone unless it’s necessary. It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that I just want to get my shit done and not have to deal with their shit.

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

I’d always wear a hoodie to work. If my hood was up, I was in the zone and it was best to not talk to me.

chakan2 , in stop asking for a karma system
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll dissent. I like the karma system. It gives me a quick read out of who’s a troll and who isn’t.

I don’t care about post karma so much, but the comment karma was an interesting stat.

Edit: An important caveat. We MUST keep downvotes visible. MUST. Having just a positive score breeds absolute insanity.

jkure2 ,

All comment karma tells you is who was first to a thread basically in my experience, and I had over 500k of it lol it’s nothing though I could go troll for days before making a dent in the 10k you get from an obvious joke on the new tab and then the thread takes off

Best way to tell if someone is a troll is just to look at what they say imo 🤷🏻‍♂️

Trainguyrom ,

I had my third party app and browser extensions set to automatically hide comments by people with very low karma and very low comment scores. I’d only ever see hateful comments if I clicked to unhide them and I liked that

Callie ,
@Callie@pawb.social avatar

I agree. People will farm upvotes so I’m fine not having that, but having downvotes visible is an absolute must. It keeps racists, trolls, conspiracy nuts, misinformation, transphobes, and generally most hateful content out of view of those it would affect

If we look at how YouTube comments are where the likes and dislikes mean nothing, it’s filled with the most hateful shit that’s still within guidelines

Smk ,

You forgot about the baby eaters in your list of people you dislike.

Callie , (edited )
@Callie@pawb.social avatar

do you disagree that the people in my list are inherently bad or something? the people I listed are harmful to everyone. not just “people I dislike”

Smk ,

I find it funny you had a list instead of just saying harmful people. It was a joke.

AnimusAstralis ,

Negative karma doesn’t necessarily indicate a troll, any unpopular opinion can get down-voted to hell while similar but differently expressed ideas get up-voted in the same thread. I’m not against karma system though, just think it’s quite useless in most cases.

saigot ,

You can only lose about 100karma in one comment thread so if a troll can get one high upvote comment it can counteract literally 100’s of negative comments.

potosi , (edited )

We probably wouldn’t even have to create our own lemmy instance. We could make the lemmy client (for mobile) calculate the user’s karma by adding upvotes and downvotes and display it on the user’s profile. Web extensions for browsers would work too.

mayo ,
@mayo@lemmy.world avatar

Idk I felt like above a certain point karma was just an indication that that person knew how to game the system and play nice with reddit.

I like how it is on lemmy. I feel like downvotes/upvotes prompt conversations. You’re at 47/6 and it doesn’t really matter to me, it just shows that people might not totally agree and then I’m hopeful that they have left a comment.

I think it’s also possible that the voting system on reddit was effective at marginalizing people.

abfarid , (edited ) in What has he done to deserve this?
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

What was the point of this propaganda? To keep products incompatible somehow?

meliaesc ,

Relabeling is such a chore.

RedEyeFlightControl ,
@RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world avatar

Replacing all your tools and machines is super easy, though. /s

FWIW I only work in metric, Imperial is utter trash, tbh.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Well we already deal with a mixed system, so they could relabel where possible and just phase out any machines where not, and in the interim just hand out slide rules with conversions on them.

MilitantAtheist ,

Why don’t you want to measure things by parts of a twelfth of a Roman foot?

sparkle , (edited )

of an approximation of a derivative of the Roman foot in metric*

The Roman foot was between approximately 0.96 and 1.1 international feet (most commonly about 0.97 ft, except in modern Belgium where it was 1.091 ft/13.1 in, the size of Nero Claudius Drusus’ foot). After that, the foot in Britain was based off the North German foot (~13.2 in), but in the late 13th century it became more like 12 in (so around the same as the modern foot). Later the English foot was between 11.7 and 12.01 in, and the US foot was based on the English foot until the 19th century when they made the US Customary Units and defined the foot as exactly 1200/3937 meters. The British made the British Imperial system and a bit later defined the foot as 1200/3937.0113 meters. They didn’t switch to metric because they saw “French Revolutionary units” (metric) as “atheistic”. Later, we advanced our understanding of physics, and the British adopted a foot of 304.8 mm in 1930, and the Americans followed them in 1933, based on the new “industrial inch” from the now-unused 1927 light wave definition of the meter (which used the International Prototype, made of a standard bar). The modern foot is defined as exactly 0.3048 meters, by international agreement in 1959 between some English-speaking countries, after the newer Kypton standard definition of the meter (which is also now not used).

Now it’s based on the modern meter definition (distance travelled by light in a vacuum in 1/299792458 of a second, which is defined based on the uperturbed ground-state hyperfine transition frequency of a caesium-133 atom being 9192631770 Hz)

interdimensionalmeme ,

Capital owners that don’t want to retool for a bullshit reason like “common good”.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It literally costs them more money to not use the global standards!

DogWater ,

In the long run, maybe. short term is all that matters. And short term it costs money

aviationeast , in honk 🤡

Where does one meet clowngirls? Its not like there’s hot clown girls looking to meet in my area.

Reiner409 ,

Only hot milfs in your area as well?

CanadianCarl ,

No, sadly not that either.

Nikls94 ,

That’s because you are the hot milf 👁️🫦👁️

felixwhynot ,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried the circus? 🎪

Rolando ,

Where does one meet clowngirls?

juggalogathering.com/home/

Etterra ,

ICP concerts.

rickyrigatoni ,

All girls are clowns 😎

MattWalsh OP , in please ruin me if you look like 🤓
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

trans girls are welcome too 😳👉👈

I’m only a bigot for the cameras, I promise I’ll treat you right bby 🥺

can ,

wat

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Things got real awkward real fast

MattWalsh OP ,
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

you may notice my username is relevant for this joke 👀

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Not everyone on lemmy is chronically online and knows who that bearded pedo is

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but, as with all jokes, the ones who do get a laugh. No need to peg him down over it.

can ,

Hell, I am chronically online and I still didn’t know. I also generally don’t read usernames but even when this one was brought to my attention I was thinking John Walsh (as in the man’s whose son was abducted and “Code Adam” is named for).

Lost_My_Mind ,

Sometimes you just have to stick some creamed corn in your eyes and radio for backup.

My favorite is when the police officers get kinky, and bust out the handcuffs!

Be sure to tip them in crypto. It’s better than a hat!

MY HANDS ARE BANANAS! YOUR HANDS ARE BANANAS! MY HANDS ARE BANANAS! YOUR HANDS ARE BANANAS!!!

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Huh, I almost always read usernames. I find them hard to ignore even

can ,

Fascinating, I feel like my eyes don’t even look there.

Edit: literally didn’t even read yours until after responding.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol, I like having a silly name because I know it has caused atleast someone to crack a smile. Maybe thats why I can’t help but check usernames but I think it actually comes from my usage of tumblr back in the day. one-time-I-dreamt fooled me too many times to be forgotten

independantiste ,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Counter point: everyone on Lemmy is chronically online

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar
chuckleslord ,

This is a niche, federated version of reddit. I think being chronically online is a prerequisite.

Ghostalmedia ,
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The guy from Veep and Conan?

Banichan ,
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  • PeriodicallyPedantic ,

    It doesn’t make it a bad joke, it just makes you not the intended audience.

    If you’re making a niche joke, don’t insult people who don’t get it, but if you don’t get a joke don’t insult the person who made it.

    Lost_My_Mind ,

    Well who CAN we insult in these trying times???

    PeriodicallyPedantic ,

    Yo moma

    sharkfucker420 ,
    @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

    Thank you real matt walsh

    FartsWithAnAccent , in JustPlumberThings
    @FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

    You need to talk to that plumber about how dangerous smoking pot out of this is, dude is going to get himself cancer.

    TootSweet , in Tell him yours

    Is there a community for put downs like this? There needs to be a community for put downs like this.

    I once had a friend who really loved to tell people “sorry, I’m not into Pokemon” as a put-down.

    nifty OP ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    I am on xitter and mastodon, you?

    Nothing, I am not taking any meds

    Natanael ,

    Those people are on Snapchat

    downpunxx , in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

    Over a Million Americans lost their lives due to an inept Federal Viral Pandemic response during Trump's last administration. If that's not being burdened, and warned pretty plainly, by what has been, I don't know anything that would qualify.

    The choice is life and death. These things are not the same.

    MrJameGumb , in love eating bread ties and bread tags
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    I’m white and it’s never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills… Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

    darcy OP ,
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    yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

    MrJameGumb ,
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    But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer… Do they have some kind of hidden potential I’m not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

    shalafi ,

    No lie, mine always end up there if they don’t get trashed immediately.

    samus12345 , in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...
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    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    This is why we lost a genius when we lost Ernie Bushmiller.

    samus12345 ,
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    I like to imagine what the reaction of people in 1960 would be if this is what actually made it to the paper.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    I’m guessing Ernie would be out of a job and a few presses would get burnt down.

    samus12345 ,
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    Ernie: “Worth it!”

    sneezycat ,
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    The fuck you is edited in :/

    samus12345 , (edited )
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    Yes, it’s a joke. It originally said “pardon my back.”

    rockhstrongo , in Nihilist would give him one star
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    One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

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