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nicknonya , in sonic
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

never doubt the power of the sonic fan

caseyweederman , in When a cave has better wifi than I do

Speed test to 127.0.0.1

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

How the hell did you get my address

derpgon ,

Hey, it does not work me, getting ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED. Do you have an alternative site I can check speed to myself? Thanks in advance.

SomethingBurger ,

localhost

caseyweederman ,

Yeah just turn your eyes all the way around so that they’re looking at your brain, that should do it

derpgon ,

I did that, but there’s nothing but empty space. Is there a special technique?

NaibofTabr , in Uranium 🤤

Hmm, this implies that pig #1 built his house out of hydrogen…

lowleveldata ,

We refer to him as the sun god now

Sphks ,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What a foul

overtoneseries , in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e46e4a0f-49a0-4e7c-a6f8-2f9c29c927e5.png

It’s fun to see what you can sneak past their filters 😁

NecroParagon ,

If the thought of a throbbing sausage doesn’t get you going I don’t know what will

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Are we talking a real sausage or just a penis? Because one gets me going more than the other. (Hint: it’s the sausage)

postmateDumbass ,

Hard throbbing room temperature sausage is the protein for a meal of sweet, passionate love all night long.

drasglaf , in Yeah... 😬
@drasglaf@sh.itjust.works avatar

I saw this with a different picture attached to it some time ago, so I Assume it’s either fake or bait.

superduperenigma , in can't remember this part in the bible

Normalize Jesus with a handlebar mustache

Kyrrrr ,

“Heaven yeah, brother!”

Ilovethebomb , in YEEET

I remember seeing an article where they presented animals the way archaeologists would if they only had their bones.

It was quite enlightening.

volvoxvsmarla ,

<a href="">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7754553/Nightmarish-sketches-reveal-modern-animals-look-like-drew-based-skele</a>tons.html

Thank you for making me google it, I also remembered it and it was worth looking it up again

TedZanzibar ,

A non-Daily Hatemail link for anybody that wants it: www.buzzfeednews.com/article/…/dinosaur-animals

Jumuta ,

buzzfeed is still a shitstain on society though

Viking_Hippie ,

They aren’t as bad as they used to be and were never anywhere near as bad as the Daily Heil.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

dailymail.co.uk/…/Nightmarish-sketches-reveal-mod…

Fixed the link

volvoxvsmarla ,

Thank you, I don’t know how that happened, but I’ll avoid posting links while breastfeeding a kicker in the future

wesker , in Eeewww!
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m a straight man, and I think dicks are beautiful.

Viking_Hippie ,

I’m a dick and I think straight men are beautiful.

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ewww!

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

I’m a straight dick and I think man are beautiful

7u5k3n ,

I’m a beautiful and I think straight dick are…

jol ,

Not all dicks are beautiful

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Here come the “NoT aLl DiCkS” people…

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a woman and I think they are ugly, but still want them

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nice.

CluelessDude ,

Are you collecting them all?

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

At my age I wish. If it comes with a dad bod and nice hair I’m in lol

Colour_me_triggered ,

What a coincidence, I happen to have one.

ImplyingImplications , in 'murrika

My local police needed buy a few SUVs with more space in the back because their regular patrol cars couldn’t seat obese people.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The police here mostly traded in their chargers for Explorers

FireRetardant ,

Imagine how much worse your day gets when you’re already being arrested then the cop has to request a bigger cruiser to take you away

hoch ,

“Someone call for a paddy cause we got a fatty”

PP_BOY_ , in Hard to get
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Every woman who talks to me wants to see my genitals.

Rampsquatch ,

Every man too.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Including myself

anarchrist ,

Relevant username?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I hope to always be relevant

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Hi. Let’s go someplace and have people eat us.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Hi, I understand there are genitals to be viewed here?

WarmSoda ,

Hey guys, is this the place to see those genitals?

Llewellyn ,

Genitals!

frickineh ,

GENITALIA!

scarilog ,

Chaotic neutral

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Dm me

Honytawk ,

That’s what happens when you plated them in gold.

NocturnalMorning , in Forking heck

I don’t know why this is posted as a shitpost. This is just life wisdom. There is a single fork in my drawer that I refuse to use, it’s basically like a salad fork, but it’s not quiet big enough to be one, but it’s too large to be used as a normal fork. I. Hate. That. Fork.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

We can’t shitpost about life now?

NocturnalMorning ,

I’m just joshin my dude. :)

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I know! So am I!

whodatdair ,

ohyou.jpg

GBU_28 ,

How you know he name

NocturnalMorning ,

I could just feel it. OP types like a Josh.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll allow it.

meowMix2525 ,

Just toss it man. You will not miss it.

NocturnalMorning ,

But my partner likes the fork. There’s the wrinkle. She doesn’t seem to have the same disdain for the fork as I do.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Me too but now I found a good use for it. I have a Kitchen utensils holder and I just put the bad fork there. It’s great for tasting., helping ot just holding something while cutting

Kyrgizion , in The Cox-Zucker Machine

Men after my own heart. Mad respect for the dedication to the joke.

PatFussy , in Altered Carbon

.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

tweeks ,

I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

Scubus ,

Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

bloons

CanadianCarl ,

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

poplargrove , in y'all get gamer leg too?

Would be nice if you could mark this nsfw, it’s pretty disgusting.

TropicalDingdong , in Remember when the meta changed?

BRO THEY LITERALLY DROP THERE OWN SEEDS HOW COULD DEVS DO THIS!?

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