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evanuggetpi , in Night owls and early birds

The joke’s on them. I am no good before 8.30am or after 8.30pm.

TheRealLinga ,

Ah, a fellow neitheriser! If I didn’t have kids I’d be asleep… not like I’m doing anything but sit on my couch and remind them to get to the bus. Sweet bed is calling…

Comment105 ,

Hah, I’m no good.

Suck on that.

Nobody ,

Team Permanent Exhaustion. We continue to exist for reasons.

Granixo , in Cursed
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My reaction to that infomation:🗿

goldenbough ,

Stone 🗿

clumsyninza ,

Stone🗿

Dasnap , in They were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dude
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Final wish: You can never leave the lamp again.

Qyuzu , in The difference of stealing yourself vs being stolen from
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Here are the stats nowadays. Just to make Steve Jobs roll in his grave, once again! 😂

https://lemdro.id/pictrs/image/3f14f5ba-23cc-4bea-a841-8fe833d816cc.jpeg

peter ,

I think hed be pretty happy with that! That 13% may be less, but its all from 1 manufacturer or brand. They dont need to share a piece of the pie!

FlyingSquid ,
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Those are weird stats lumping in phone OSes with desktop/notebook OSes.

GerryMandering ,

while excluding other types of computer like embedded devices, servers and whatnot

FlyingSquid ,
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There’s also the fact that there’s no source for the chart. Why is there an unknown category there? Why is it different from other in this context?

GerryMandering ,

I’d guess unknown means whatever was used to record this information couldn’t determine the os (so it’s probably linux lol), whereas the other category is probably BSD and the like.

Just a guess though, I have no idea

snausagesinablanket ,
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the unknown is BEOS.

FlyingSquid ,
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I liked BeOS for what it was.

Xeknos ,
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Clearly it’s TempleOS.

frippa ,
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If you include servers and embedded devices Linux is gonna go brrrr

TheGrandNagus , (edited )

And if you count Android and ChromeOS as android Linux, which I guess they are (though bastardised somewhat), it’s an absolute bloodbath.

callyral ,
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I think you meant "if you count Android and ChromeOS as Linux"

TheGrandNagus ,

Ooof you’re right, thanks. These nightshifts I’m working have my brain in a mess! Corrected

wason ,

Since we are doing a big mix of everything why not throw there Minix that resides on all Intel chips?

candybrie ,

Considering how many people use a phone as their primary computing device now, it makes sense to me.

Empricorn ,

Android4Life! But come on, give up that graph that combines mobile + desktop operating systems! They are totally, completely different and should be kept separate. But only based on who buys them, who uses them, who supports them, customer vs corporate customers, etc…

jarfil ,

Only 1% for Linux? Come on, all of Android is Linux!

BallsInTheShredder ,

I like that “unknown” is OSX’s biggest competitor

PP_BOY_ , in [OC] My feeling as European reading news on Lemmy/Reddit
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Is there like a framerate shortage going around right now?

GitProphet ,

Like anyone’s gonna give out free frame - HA, not in this economy!

Wats0ns OP ,

Yeah this is bring-your-own-frame day, you didn’t get the memo ?

3laws ,

Fuck yes, 240hz gang UNITE!

Odo ,

Even with the low framerate it’s still highly inefficient and comes to 23MB. This is why you don’t use gif for video.

Siegfried ,

A lot of frame rate is currently being shipped to Ukraine

betterdeadthanreddit , in Names for different positions on the couch

Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.

NSFW due to meme origin context.https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3cf3c22e-e656-4a8b-865d-b2e4d6a68888.png

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Ian, run!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Or don’t…

Dragontre ,

I’m pretty sure Linda’s last one is from porn too

demlet ,

Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.

Master ,
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5,2 but with Linda!

Anticorp , in I'm over the Reddit posts / comments

I’m over the Reddit posts / comments

Then why are you submitting more of it?

Ew0 , (edited )

We’re in denial.

Ubermeisters OP ,

I though we were in Lemmy, shit

Comment105 ,

Because that’s how this works.

Valmond , in Chat GPT

Even better is Chat GPT4

Chat, j’ai pété fort ! (Cat, I farted Hard)

PersnickityPenguin ,

Quatre

Valmond ,

Four => Fort (pronounced ‘for’)

Diabolo96 ,

Yeah , but they say quatre for the number 4 not four.

Valmond ,

Well my kids don’t when they say Chat GPT4 🤷

Diabolo96 ,

Canadian ? That explains it. French ? They inherited English from you. ( i inherited french from my parents )

Valmond ,

Possible, I’m a swede living in France, but it was also said on TV or radio, and became a little joke for a week or two.

Akasazh ,
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Pronounced cat stuff farting in it is still they best thing

Leviathan ,

If they’re pronouncing four then they’re pronouncing chat in English too, no? In Quebec they’re saying it in English with the usual Franco Quebec accent.

RubiksIsocahedron , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

That’s just how the capitalists want you to think - that you committed a crime by not giving capitalists money.

The capitalists want you to think that all money is their money, and that you are committing a crime by getting in the way of their money.

Treemaster099 ,

I understand what you’re saying, but I don’t think that’s what the meme was meaning. I think it meant when you leave empty handed, it looks like you’re shoplifting. That makes you nervous and you start acting weird which makes you look even more suspicious and more nervous. Wash, rinse, and repeat till you get home and cry because social situations are awkward and hard and life would be so much easier if I was alone on a deserted island like Tom Hanks in that one movie.

… I might’ve lost track towards the end, but you get the idea.

bananathan ,

It’s a meme mate

jayrodtheoldbod , in A place for all the feels

Aw shit, gotta show her the decoy emotions, the ones you can have in a movie for women

ALoafOfBread , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

If only there was an objective way to measure the productivity of a commercial enterprise… like with money… oh wait, they have been making MORE money? With LESS productive workers? Curious

twoshoes ,

That’s obviously all due to the hard work and visionary leadership of upper management

const_void , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Totally bullshit. When I’m in the office I’m constantly approached by coworkers wanting to chit chat. Sometimes even when I’m in a Teams meeting with headphones on.

Urbanfox ,

I probably do the same if not more work at home as I did in the office, but only “work” about 2/3 of the time.

I don’t have a boss lecture me on blockchain for an hour because they were near my desk, I don’t need to listen to Carla’s story about her flat tyre, I don’t need to get constantly distracted when I’m deep in an analysis hole because someone on maternity leave has walked in with their new baby.

The time spent caught up in boring distractions is used to put on some washing, set the roomba going, or put a pot roast in the oven freeing up more time to just chill out later on and I still get everything done.

Never mind the 2 hours a day of commuting time I get back.

lolreconlol ,

Same. We go into the office whenever the big bosses go in… so once every couple months. We get almost no work done on those days.

Saneless ,

I was in the office 3 days this week. Got almost nothing done. Probably got more done half of today than the last 2 days

Meetings and distractions while in person

carl_dungeon , in 100, here I cum

I don’t disagree, but people get confused by average lifespan because it includes babies that die. If you live to 60, in the USA you’re expected to live another 21.4 years (almost 82). census.gov/…/long-life-does-not-always-mean-a-hea…

And that number is still an average. But I get it, 50 still isn’t the middle.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html

And interestingly 38-39 is when your expected remaining is your age.

driving_crooner ,
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People don’t understand what life expectancy means, specifically because 99% of the time, people are talking about life expectancy at birth. What life expectancy st birth means is that half the babies are going to be dead before X years (in the case of OP picture that mean half are going to die before reaching 73 yo), so yeah, the majority of people is going to be 50 yo at some point of their life.

Smoogs , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

“Please send the planet further into its end with global warming by heating it with transportation needs just so I can talk to your face in real”

These people should be fired. Also they should be penalized by never being permitted to have a warm shower ever again. Reused water all the way down. They can do double time when it comes to mending the planet.

Cmot_Dibbler ,
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just so I can talk to your face in real

Just so we can keep the value of our office buildings high

stebo02 , in Not sure...
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i recommend the uninstall button

ekZepp OP ,
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I’m trying to click on the X but nothing happen.

kiithwarrior ,

Fool that’s the install button now!

ekZepp OP ,
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😱😱😱😱

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