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LazaroFilm , in unsafe angles
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To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.

Aidan ,

And it’s not an open palm gesture, you point only your index finger up. Otherwise it looks like you’re just waving at someone

MargotRobbie , in Germany
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You are Ger-enough!

lowleveldata , in unsafe angles

I’m just practicing to stop Japanese katana with bare hands

Insanelysick , in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

A big purple dildo sticking out of the beans

Redex68 , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Apparently, aliens are very interested in anglophone countries

Mvlad88 , in unsafe angles

What’s the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?

15 degrees.

barnsbauer , in Germany

Das ergibt absolut Sinn.

sabreW4K3 OP ,
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Ich freue mich, dass Sie zustimmen!

Diabolo96 , in Dr. Kid

This guy is kid rock ?? I only heard about him and though he was dude in he’s late 20 early 30, not a 60 something hippie.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Believe me he’s nowhere near a hippie

Diabolo96 ,

Not a hippie as in hardcore right winger ? That’s from my understanding what the antithesis of a hippie would be

genoxidedev1 , in unsafe angles
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As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.

SeaJ ,

As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.

kibiz0r ,

As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.

shadowSprite ,

As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers

OutlierBlue ,

Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.

SeaJ ,

I… I can’t find fault in that logic.

MisterEspinacas ,

“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”

expatriado ,

sus username

genoxidedev1 ,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Honestly, when I made the username I didn't really think that it would be taken into correlation. That's why there's "dev" at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.

Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.

tweeks ,

Interesting hobby for a dev

genoxidedev1 ,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

I will never touch my keyboard ever again

mrmhm , in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

Give the bowl a beans a sail and let it roam the high seas

MrZigZag , in unsafe angles

"Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"

OutlierBlue ,

You have to say “oohoohooh!” along with it.

001100010010 ,
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Omg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they’re in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.

robocall , in [Day 7] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says
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Put a birthday candle in it

AngryBear , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

Its probably not entirely fair distribution you’re seeing. This starts way back in 1906? A country like China didn’t even have any tech growth till around the year 2000 basically. They don’t even have an open policy of sharing such things. Russia did for the longest time, but it’s limited due to the population distribution (basically 80% lives near the western border) so an enormous amount of ground is never watched let alone “stuff” being reported… let alone that “stuff” getting out to media or the public.

The EU has always had a more open policy regarding UFO’s, especially Belgium shared a lot of footage over the years. But also much of South America openly shared stuff for the longest time. It’s only been the USA that turned into a “joke” but due to the paranoia people get whenever a government starts to deny things they first admitted too, people start to report anything and everything.

SocialMediaRefugee , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

That all these sightings just happen to occur in the US reminds me of how I’d watch old Dr Who episodes and chuckle at how all the aliens always ended up in the same sand pit in England.

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Reported UFO sightings. Aliens are very interested in the USA

I would like to see an overlay of “Reported Demon and Angel sightings” from the past few thousand years.

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