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thorbot ,

This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Do I have to live in Mongolia?

petersr ,

What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?

Sanyanov ,

Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?

SandLight ,

Can I unplug the night light?

lseif ,

yeah but theres a second one

lorez ,

Can I unplug that too?

lseif ,

yeah but there’s a third :(

lorez ,

It’s a curse!

MedicPigBabySaver ,

C: bitch slap idiots that make these memes.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.

I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.

Corkyskog ,

I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.

explodicle ,

Oh they’re dead fish? I was hoping to restore threatened and endangered species.

Corkyskog ,

Who said that they are endangered? What if they are all new invasive fish, it didn’t say they already existed in nature, simply that they are rare. A one of a kind fish, is the rarest of fish.

explodicle ,

In that case, I’ll recreate the works of Shakespeare.

Sorgan71 ,

i’d give anything to have a constant boner

MeatsOfRage ,

No way I’d want to do weird toilet yoga every time I went for a piss

vsh ,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

I hope we’ll never see you at the community swimming pool

AWittyUsername ,

A, I’d create an uncle army and take over the world.

Dicska ,

I’m more peaceful, I would just make an uncle reactor.

Supermikea ,

Uncleareactor

AWittyUsername ,

Oh so universal unlimited energy. Why not do both?

Dicska ,

Fair enough, 2 * unlimited is unlimited.

Administrator ,

Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics

Justas ,
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Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you control their availability.

lntl ,

this lemmy gets it

MightyGalhupo ,

One fish of an in infinite number of species

Delphia ,

Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

habanhero ,

You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.

fatzgebum ,

Or they are all equally useless.

Delphia ,

If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.

Ashelyn ,

Tis a shame the uncles don’t come with a real estate empire to house your personal army of alcoholics in. Imagine the political sway you could have by threatening to put them all loose on downtown at the same time? There’s an infinite amount of them! It would destroy the city!

octoperson ,

Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles

Selmafudd ,

Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?

MightyGalhupo ,

Are the uncles the same?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding. That’s more hair than I have now!

carnimoss ,
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I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B

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