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RedAggroBest , in Wanna start *real* game theory? 😏

Bad post. Game theory describes a natural pattern towards a most efficient solution for all parts. Its just a math theory that helps predict results.

And why Harold? Just because he’s on a PC? There are better formats for this in the first place, even if it made sense.

hex_m_hell ,

Yeah, game theory is abused in economics but it’s probably the only useful thing associated with capitalist apologetics. The problem with the use of game theory within economics is the fact that it’s using an overtly simplified model that doesn’t actually reflect humans.

Corporations, however, are amoral manifestations of greed pure greed so they generally can be modeled pretty well with simple models in a lot of situations.

Game theory has a lot of applications outside of markets. One cool fact about game theory is that chimpanzees have a more intuitive understanding of it than humans. So it kind of looks like we either lost that for some reason (like… That it’s not as necessary for us as we developed more collectivist tendencies) or we actually evolved away from that (that is, there’s some evolutionary benefit for us to actually be bad at game theory).

art , in Fake news, fake penis...
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Good for her.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Let’s try it?
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Most of the time people are pretty cool, but when people aren't cool all the cool people need to be like "hey, that's not cool, so be cool or you need to leave" and thus the coolness is enforced.

Nfamwap ,

This guy cools

weeeeum ,

Additionally because of game theory, a “rat” will always exploit everybody’s chillness. It’d be great to not spend a cent on the military but Russia is a rat that uses this opportunity to invade its neighbors. Inevitably you will have to invest in some kind of law enforcement.

thefatfrog , in Double Barrel

We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg

brbposting ,
Agent641 ,

Reminds me of college.

CodexArcanum ,

I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

Ohi ,

Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

Iron_Lynx ,

Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

menemen ,
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I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

p_cells ,

Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

AA5B ,

Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?

Num10ck ,

sounds like a burrito

Kusimulkku ,

It does say Riga in the pic

menemen ,
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Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.

Kusimulkku ,

Riga

Iron_Lynx ,

I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

CaptnNMorgan ,

That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

Lifebandit666 ,

I’d give it a go

CaptnNMorgan ,

I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

Anarki_ ,

The toppings go in before the hotdogs.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though

auzas_1337 ,

Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

solidgrue , in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

AnonWyo OP ,

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Slovene ,

She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

tigeruppercut ,

Quantity surveying?

Slovene ,

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.

funkajunk , in "looks inside, individually packaged"
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Why not put them all in one little baggy? That’s how I buy my pills from Rick.

Dasnap ,
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They could even be packaged more efficiently as a powder.

SayJess ,
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I buy antibiotics from this guy downtown, who has cut out so much waste by providing it in powder form. I now I’m not supposed to, but I take it everyday with a nasal inhaler. I’ve never felt better and have great ideas of grandeur for hours each morning!

altima_neo ,
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Package it like whey protein. In a giant 2 gallon tub with a scoop.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Shitty railing

Dude died and dropped loot

nikosey ,

I watched it several times trying to figure out where that came from. Your loot explanation makes the most sense.

EddoWagt ,

It came from the fence, looks like mail to me. Sorry to ruin the illusion

Kolanaki , in I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me...
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Ugh… I wanna be sedated. 😮‍💨

jol ,

It’s really not that hard

lobut ,

There’s a pill for that.

Jerkface ,

Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam…

snail_hatan , in Heaven's newest angel

Ben Garrison, gross…

marine_mustang ,

My first thought exactly.

ElderWendigo , in I knew it all along!

I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.

nugmeister64 ,

funnily far more true than many might believe

Saltblue ,

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

captainlezbian ,

I’d say it’s that the information on how it works is out there and not secret. If I want to turn lead into gold that knowledge is available to me, I just need access to a nuclear reactor and to learn a fuck ton of stuff.

Also the fact that it’s all very math dependent doesn’t help. The “when will I use this” subject is the biggest prerequisite to magic

WaxedWookie ,

…don’t forget it wouldn’t have worked if we hadn’t tamed lightning and channelled it into the runes.

nxdefiant , in Political discussions on the internet.

In Scotland, to where he emigrated in order to move his goalpost business.

9point6 ,

Of course you go for the no true slippery slope climbing, red herring walking, goalpost moving Scottish straw man argument

IndiBrony ,
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Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

MyFairJulia ,
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You Scots sure are a contentious bunch

nxdefiant ,

A true Scotsman would have founded his goalpost business in Scotland.

Landmammals , in Twitter Moment

Marvel studios has definitely cut ties with Ezra Miller

acceptable_humor ,

One could even say, theoretically of course, that these ties you mentioned … Never existed

skozzii ,

They should have reshot the movie, Flash is forever tainted, by that taint.

0Xero0 OP ,
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yeah, The Flash could have earned more money if Marvel reshot it. /s

ObviouslyNotBanana , in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...
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SVcross ,
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They said inappropriate.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I just thought they were depressed by the things they’ve seen and needed some inspiration

FlyingSquid ,
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If you wanted to inspire them, you should have shown them this.

https://i.gifer.com/1Ol.gif

Toes , in Analog problems require kickass solutions

I have a feeling that would pick up noise

lowleveldata ,

Nah stop with that audiophile snake oil non-sense

underwire212 ,

Especially with that makeshift antenna hanging 💀

bstix ,

That’s the ground. It’s probably not an issue.

AmberPrince ,
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The antenna looking piece of wire is the ground so it doesn't matter if it picks up anything.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

I think noise coupling into ground could actually be a big issue. Depends if that ground is earth or just a local reference. The other wires still have “antenna” features though, so that’s the obvious worry.

oo1 ,

Insulating tape on the signal wires, then foil tucked around that ground wire.

kernelle ,

If the connections are solid it wouldn’t pick up any more noise than a 6.5mm to RCA adaptor would have. Any jiggle to the cable would result in popping or cracking though, depending on the configuration could be quite jarring.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

I think it does act like an antenna a little, so some noise is to be expected. Might be easy to attenuate that band though.

kernelle ,

Well every conductor is an antenna in theory, in practice it’s the signal to noise ratio that matters, and I really don’t think this would add anything noticeable. The sticky uppy bit on the OP is connected to ground though so that’s negated.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

No more than a standard connection. Every cable inherently acts as an antenna, so that’s why we try to avoid running them parallel to power lines and other things that would give off audible interference. If you actually want to reject interference, you’d need a balanced signal. Regular RCA and 1/4” are both unbalanced, so they’ll both pick up interference regardless of how they’re tied together.

When dealing with unbalanced cable, the most important part is making sure your signal to noise ratio is good. If you can get a hot enough signal that your gain can be lowered, you may be able to reduce the interference completely below your noise floor. Of course there are arguments against this (like how running things that hot could potentially mean you’re clipping your outputs, which introduces a whole host of other issues) but as a general rule, you want your gain to be as low as possible, so you can reduce the amount of background interference and noise you’re picking up.

mcmoor ,

I’m still very surprised that the most rudimentary of antenna can transmit and pick up signals acceptably. Like everything else in reality, I imagined that it’d have TONS of noise but somehow it’s all still audible.

ivanafterall , in How do people understand each other?
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Pro-tip for tourists: if you speak English LOUDER AND SLOOOWEEEER, you'll bypass any language barrier.

HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

You need to put your foot down demand that they speak English to you and abuse them if they refuse. Most people don’t know this, but it’s hazing ritual in a lot of countries for locals to mess with tourists by speaking made up languages to them, they actually all know English, because that’s the only actual human language that exists.

Kase ,

No fucking way! You’re telling me my whole interpreting major is a lie?? I’m gonna send strongly worded email to professor “Peña,” or whatever her real name is. 😡

Yearly1845 ,

The truth hurts.

ivanafterall ,
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I mean, come on! Two letters away from penis? And what's with the squiggly line over the N--we're just drawing all over the alphabet now? Those should have been a dead giveaway: she's totally messing with you.

Kase ,

✍️ noted, any more tips?

GladiusB ,
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Take of your underwear if that doesn’t work

tigeruppercut ,

Hilariously enough, in Japan it kinda sorta works not really but ish… They have so many loan words from English that if you just say an English word in a Japanese accent it might be the right one. Like the word for print is purinto, hotel is hotelu (hoteru), and camera is kamera.

gamermanh ,
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They also get taught English in school for multiple years, and English is on almost every sign in major metro areas

Travelling to Japan while only knowing a couple of phrases went perfectly fine due to most people being able to understand what I needed them to, even when my wife and I got lost and had a group of 6 or so people at a local hospital frantically trying to help us find our hotel

Waraugh ,

I lived there a couple years, if all else fails there is an even higher rate of understanding written English than spoken. In the two years I was there I never felt like I was in a situation ever I needed to know how to read or speak the language(s) even though I did make an effort.

My first experience was having to get from the airport to a hotel in Tokyo to stay the night. A gentleman outside the airport helped show me how the buses worked (those drivers are crazy) and when I got to the hotel counter the gal pulled out a pen and paper since I only knew English and we wrote back and forth to each other. After that my concern over getting lost went away, everyone was really friendly and helpful in my experience.

pHr34kY ,

If you learn the katakana alphabet, most signs and menus in Japan are like this. They’re just English words approximated to sounds in Japanese speech.

It’s like, 70 characters. Not huge at all.

KingofHearts615 ,

I’ve been practicing that alphabet for over a year. I still see some of them, and my mind just blanks. It’s fun, though, slowly understanding more as time goes on.

tigeruppercut ,

Yeah after years living here I’m finally trying to learn how to actually read, but I gotta say that memorizing a thousand kanji and still barely being able to read shit is pretty discouraging.

Turun ,

It’s surprisingly doable. If you have a free weekend you can learn all of them. Even one day may be enough if you are dedicated and a quick learner. Of course, repetition is a must if you don’t want to forget them again, but the initial investment is really not that big.

www.tofugu.com/japanese/learn-katakana/

This resource suggests mnemonics which are surprisingly effective. They teach hiragana first, but it’s not a hard requirement if you want to learn katakana exclusively.

@KingofHearts615

pHr34kY ,

I did my first trip to Tokyo a few months ago. A week before leaving I started playing a kana learning game on my phone while I was on the train to work. I also played it during the flight over.

Two things I figured out:

  1. Just learn katakana. Even if you do learn hiragana, it just sounds out the japanase words that you don’t know anyway. Katakana seemed to be used exclusively for English pronunciation.
  2. It’s actually fun. The majority of signs and labels are bilingual and you will see English and Katakana side-by-side. Once I walked into a cafe (in Disneyland) that had no English menu. The whole thing was katakana. I figured out how to order a “ka-fe ra-te” (cafe latte) and a “ko-ka ko-ra” (Coca Cola). I was so pleased with myself.
KingofHearts615 ,

Oh wow, that website is awesome. I’ll definitely add that into my studying. Thanks.

Turun ,

Is the u pronounced? I recently learned katakana and it seems like the u variant is used to just get the consonant, i.e. if you pronounce words by leaving out the u they often match more closely to the English word than if you do pronounce the u (or to (ト), because tu doesn’t exist, it’s tsu). The two examples you gave match that thesis.

emergencyfood ,

The kana alphabets were (probably) borrowed from Pali, and syllables follow the structure (consonant + vowel) or (vowel). In other words, a consonant must not, grammatically, occur alone. I don’t know if Japanese still retains this as an explicit rule, but this is why you see the -u ending. It may or may not be pronounced, depending on which way flows better.

Many other languages with Pali / Sanskrit heritage have similar behaviour. However, Sanskrit itself and some modern languages have a dedicated character called a ‘viraama’, which says ‘this consonant has no following vowel’. For example, in the word ‘Padma’ (lotus), the d is followed by a virama. Other languages, like Japanese, use ‘u’ instead of a dedicated viraama. So different languages in east, southeast and south Asia might write and say it as Padma, Paduma or Padama, but all versions would be mutually intelligible.

tigeruppercut ,

The u is pronounced, but it’s a shorter sound than English u. Vowels in Japanese are shorter than English ones, which makes sense for a language where vowel length matters, eg su (vinegar) is a different word than suu (to smoke).

I’m trying to think of a word that wouldn’t use u as an insert between 2 English consonants, like trip becomes torippu, but that’s probably because they wanted to avoid tsurippu, as you mentioned about tsu. One word is garasu meaning glass (the material), but they also have gurasu, meaning drinking glass.

Most words do tend to use the u between English consonants though (supo-tsu, purezento, surippa, sute-ki, etc).

punkwalrus ,
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My wife stayed in a rural town near Shichigahama for a week. Nobody spoke English except a few students. But the citizens did speak Japanese louder and slower, showing that’s a universal trait. It actually helped, as my wife knew SOME Japanese.

Case ,

The same technique works back home in the US too.

Foreign immigrant, but they’re not brown enough to shoot on sight? Louder and slower while you assess the foreign devil… Just because they’re white doesnt mean they can’t be a commie.

This was meant as a joke, but living in the south this has certainly happened recently somewhere nearby.

Kase ,

Ayo nice username

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