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Etterra , in Have fun with this one

Reading the other comments suggests that their referencing some song or another.

MataVatnik ,
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Living on a prayer by bon jovi

obinice , in Have fun with this one
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Cereal on a gherkin, hmm

Tier1BuildABear , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
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Did you mean, “turn IT up”?

Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.

Lifebandit666 ,

Is that a kind of yellow?

Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE

aeronmelon , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”

henfredemars ,

Go to enough concerts without hearing protection and he will get his wish.

Blackmist ,

I live about 10km from a big festival site. We could hear Metallica playing the other year.

Ilovethebomb ,

Quantity over quality, sounds like Metallica.

Got_Bent ,

I’ve been to hundreds and do have the tinnitus but it doesn’t much bother me at all. I rarely go anymore because of unrelated reasons, but it was all worth it.

papalonian ,

I worry because I hear it gets progressively worse even after you’ve stopped exposing yourself to extreme volumes. I raw-dogged two or three shows that were way too loud to be at without protection and that was enough for one ear to have significantly worse hearing than the other, that’s what finally made me start using those musician earplugs. But apparently I can expect the ringing and loss of hearing to continue getting worse anyways…

Danquebec , (edited )

Good to know. And that’s worrying.

systemglitch ,

I can see and I’d be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.

snowsuit2654 , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
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Years ago the punk band Treephort turned this billboard into a song: treephort.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla

Zoomboingding , in stap
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MrShankles ,

Beautiful

AFallingAnvil , in Have fun with this one
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Cereal from a spear?

Zoomboingding , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes
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gibmiser , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
FlyingSquid OP ,
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No thanks, I’m trying to cut down. But I like the video.

RavuAlHemio ,

(My uncle didn’t die.)

Then why hold a funeral for him?

Aurenkin , in Betrayal

Don’t do it, Thomas, I have the coal mound!

aeronmelon ,

“You underestimate my boiler!”

Pumafred9 , in Have fun with this one

Ahhh it’s ‘got no bowls to spare’

Technofrood , in Betrayal

You were supposed to bring order to the railway not cause confusion and delay

ThrowawayPermanente , in the new shit

This earth is so hotdog right now

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in And they don't fold well either

I just wonder how they make one side colder than the other.

DandomRude , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement
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The NRA and the like will probably use this again as an opportunity to demand even more and even bigger weapons for the police, the Secret Service and everyone else. Not that it will do any good, but they’ll try anyway, I suppose.

Zron ,

You see, the problem wasn’t that the agents didn’t follow through on tips from the public, or have a marksman on the highest available rooftop for surveillance and counter sniping. No, the issue was that the agents could not simply shoot through the building to get the shooter.

That’s why they need recoiless rifles for the agents

DandomRude ,
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Yup, would have been easy to just nuke the guy as well.

rowanthorpe ,
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But… but he’s not a hurricane… I guess they could fix him up with horse tranquilliser and bleach afterwards though. (adding a /s here for the terminally oblivious)

sunzu ,

One day hopefully, we get another Kyle Rittenhouse type in there to kick off the party, and they will shoot each other.

One of the few times where the problem could be the solution...

zarathustrad ,

Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.

HawlSera ,

The RNC responded to this by banning Tennis Balls, but saying guns are okay. I’m not joking.

DandomRude ,
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Damn, you are indeed not joking. I had to double-check because it’s so ridiculous.

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