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gon , in muh nfts
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I approve of this post (it is very funny).

dopeshark ,
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The post has been approved (it is really funny tho)

johsny , in 'Murica 🇺🇲🍕🦅
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Seems a bit irresponsible.

thmnwlf ,

if it wasnt a public street that would be a neat stunt show

shalafi ,

At least he had a wall of riders running interference behind him.

MutilationWave ,

I think it’s awesome and you’re right he was being protected and others were being protected from him.

FelixCress ,

Seems a bit of understatement.

lgmjon64 , in Dutch toilets

I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

bricklove ,

Did you have the light switch outside the bathroom too? That way your friends can make you poop in the dark

lgmjon64 ,

Of course.

Raiderkev ,

Lol I’m in the states, but one of my friends houses had this “feature” growing up. I definitely turned the light off on him a few times. To top it off, this bathroom had no windows so it got fucking dark in there. It wouldn’t even work today, everyone has phones w them now n would just use that after you turned it off. Kids these days…

Etterra ,

I’ve never had to deal with this, but I always plug in those blue glow night lights in the bathroom so they don’t crash into things when I go to take a piss in the middle of night.

BluesF ,

Oh, is that not a thing some places? I think the majority are outside here in the UK, generally electricals are not allowed inside the bathroom (although I’m not sure this actually covers light switches as I’m sure some of them are in there…)

fakeman_pretendname ,

I thought the pull-string light switch inside the bathroom was the standard in the UK?

I’ve only seen switches outside bathrooms in the last 5 years, in recent “having the bathroom re-done” cases.

It might be an age of house or regional thing though.

bitwaba ,

I think it’s against electrical code. You can have a pull string because the wires are on the ceiling which carries the same risk of getting water in it as the light itself that is also on the ceiling. A wall switch would be lower on the wall and has the risk of wet handed people coming directly in contact with it

Sometimes you’ll see those “shavers only” sockets in bathrooms, which are different from your typical wall outlets in that they have a GCFI (also called RCD), and/or a built in fuse to limit current, and have a floating ground.

The light switch and light is likely tied to a “live loop” system which runs 230V, and has a 5 or 6 amp non-GCFI breaker on it. That is considerably more dangerous for a wet human to come in contact with.

Squeezer ,

PICK-PONGGG….

GlendatheGayWitch ,

In the US, it’s extremely rare to have a light switch outside if yhe room with the light. Usually there’s a lights witch and a couple sockets in the bathroom by the mirror.

brbposting ,
SpaceCadet ,
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Still better than a light sensor in a communal bathroom… outside of the stalls. That’s how it is at my workplace. If I spend a bit too long pooping, and nobody else comes in to poop at the same time, I end up in the dark. Then when I have to wipe, I have to either risk opening the stall door and wave into the room, with my dirty ass hanging out, hoping nobody happens to enter the bathroom at that time, or wait patiently for someone to come in and reactivate the light. Makes me wonder how blind people check their wiping: do they go on flavor or smell?

Freefall ,

Haha, buy some of those super cheap pop lights for closets and use double-sided M3 tape to put one inside every stall 🤣👍🏻

elucubra ,

Or turn the flashlight on your phone on

Freefall ,

Or EDC a Warrior 3 and turn on THE SUN…but nah, I was going for the commentary of the lights being installed more than the actual function of them.

SpaceCadet ,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

Surely you mean poop lights?

Freefall ,

I do now! 🤣👍🏻

Schmuppes ,

The Germans call them “Flachspüler”.

elucubra ,

Germans call a lot of things weird names

needanke ,

How is “flat flusher” weird?

BrokenGlepnir , in george skibidi

George washington: What are you looking at there Thomas

Thomas Jefferson:(suddenly turns around) I can’t stop watching pornography

thomcat ,
@thomcat@midwest.social avatar

that’s my great great great great great great great grandfather for ya!

nicknonya ,
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HappyFrog ,

I was thinking of exactly this video too!

Agent641 ,

Thought he was gonna be pondering his orb

Dearth , in Get her a publisher

Why is she being grounded?

Valmond ,

She was electrified.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Like those fucking squirrels

Empricorn ,

She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.

Microw ,

Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost

stebo02 ,
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This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it’s a cuss word and shouldn’t be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!

brbposting ,

Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts

SexualPolytope , in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide
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As funny as it is, seems like it’s a fake picture.

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

As funny as it is, seems like it’s a fake picture.

But it is a shitpost, no?

Gork , in The Air BnB Market is very competitive
uis ,
TacticsConsort , in Most important map
@TacticsConsort@yiffit.net avatar

Oh, this is handy, I specifically avoid these guys.

Not for ethical reasons or anything, just I had these weird frozen meatballs from them when I was like 7 and nearly vomited myself to death in a holiday caravan’s bedroom before collapsing unable to move for an hour, conscious the entire time and simply unable to make my body respond. 1/10, not reccommended.

BilboTBaggin ,

Wait, they make meatballs? I thought it was just ice cream

mumblerfish ,

I guess they mean unilever? That is the company that owns that brand at least, iirc.

PoopBuffet ,

Just looked it up because I too was unsure of this. There is a Wall’s meats, but they are no longer related. Unilever owns Wall’s ice cream but they sold off Wall’s meats in 1994. The logos are different and the meats one only operates in the UK. So this map is useless for avoiding dodgy meatballs.

BilboTBaggin ,

Bless you for doing the leg work <3

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

youtu.be/FoXN-m6trGE?si=IFmQ6NAIYqJEBe6M

I remember this advert from the 90s

DenizEfe , in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

drunkpostdisaster , in Stay Mad, Tankies

I am voting against trump. Biden and establishment Dems suck. But there is literally no other option. If you don’t vote and trump wins you would be at fault every bit as his voters will be

shimdidly ,

What’s wrong with Trump, again? Cheap groceries? Cheap gas? How terrible!

drunkpostdisaster ,

How did Biden affect the prices in other countries?

shimdidly ,
drunkpostdisaster ,

Hmmm, can’t help but notice not every country is in the system.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Have you seen what the supreme Court justices that he appointed have been doing?

They make a big stink about old supreme courts overreaching, but seem to go out of their way to grab power for themselves and their buddies 🤔

shimdidly ,

Are you talking about the Chevron decision?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

That and snyder.
And of course, no conflict of interest there at all

SolNine ,

Assuming this isn’t an attempt at trolling, Trump ran up the deficit nearly double that of Biden. Given that the argument is generally government spending leads to inflation, how exactly would that not indicate who is more responsible for inflationary costs?

UFODivebomb ,

Lol.

LANIK2000 ,

Have you read Trump’s plan for his next turn? The fucker wants to go through with hefty important taxes on EVERYTHING (that’s essentially putting sanctions on the US lol). Cheap groceries aren’t a good prediction for a Trump term. I’d suggest listening to what he’s saying. There’s more that makes me think that cheap things aren’t around the corner, the fucker has many things he wants to spend for, without any plans for increasing the budget.

Fedizen , (edited )

Trump is a liar, moron, idiot who can only appoint corrupt corporate stooges? His “NAFTA renegotiation” was a boondogle. He’s stupid enough to think a 100 billion dollar wall will keep people with 30 dollar ladders from crossing one of the largest borders in the world. But hey at least contractors will get paid.

Not enough? The current out of control housing prices are almost certainly the result of the trump tax cuts for the rich leading to investment firms like vanguard becoming bloated extra money and buying up housing.

His completely corrupt supreme court picks are dismantling laws that prevent chemical and oil companies as well as heir clients from poisoning the public by dumping chemicals in rivers’

Trump was an unmitigated disaster of a president. He is responsible for something like 3 trillion in debt increases that went almost solely to corporations. A vote for trump is simply a vote install a moron actor who played a business man for president so he can let international corporations strip this country for spare parts.

krakenfury ,

Yay, Biden isn’t at risk of losing your vote. Unfortunately, this isn’t at all remarkable. He is, however, at risk of losing independents who are/were leaning towards him.

This isn’t a big deal in places like Indiana or Maryland, but it’s a huge fucking deal in the handful of battleground states where the undecided voters will decide it for all of us.

The Vote Blue No Matter Who strategy is literally the dumbest shit and a losing one. It only targets people who are considering a protest vote, and not people who are genuinely trying to figure out who to vote for. It assumes that everyone sees the situation as clearly as you do, and that the only thing preventing a victory is if enough people don’t “fall in line”.

I will always maintain that blaming the electorate in an election for getting a bad result is like saying that the fans lost the ball game.

Excrubulent ,
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The only thing I will say for “blue no matter who” is that the alternative - threatening to withold your vote - only works if the campaign is aftaid of losing. They aren’t. They clearly don’t care. They don’t want to govern, they want to present only a token resistance to encroaching fascism and corporate domination.

The benefit of voting the nominally-left-of-extreme-right party in is that it forces them to disappoint their base and that radicalises those people against US empire. Letting Trump win won’t accelerate that process, it will just force people to radicalise in an atmosphere of extreme oppression.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Or Germans on the Ryanair flight from Frankfurt Hahn to Mallorca

Or any Walmart you’d walk into in America.

Lookorex ,

Accurate

redhorsejacket ,

Bro, maybe the Wally world clientele is different in your neck of the woods but seeing someone with makeup on, or their hair did (leaving aside the question of quality for the time being…) is the exception to the rule.

Pinklink ,

Yeah, Walmart is a before-shower, still-in-PJs affair

owenfromcanada , in Lemmy is the best social media
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Have we forgotten that we also have Margot Robbie?

nickwitha_k ,

I think that she prefers “Academy Award-nominated character actor, and producer Margot Robbie”.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Star of the Barbie movie, now available on Blu Ray at your local retailers!

AhismaMiasma ,

On the internet, no one knows if you’re A̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶l̶i̶a̶n̶ Academy Award winning actress Margot Robbie.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Are you saying that she’s a bot or a troll?

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I’m saying she’s an academy award nominated character actor and producer

expatriado , in Starter Guide

no overly-surprised face

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

😱

tacosplease , in App development

Please don’t roast me here, but why is wanting to know what someone looks like without makeup such a bad thing? I’ve never even thought about it before, so please don’t take this as advocating for it. It just doesn’t immediately occur to me what the problem would be.

I get why it’s gross to have an app to remove clothing, but makeup feels like a different category.

What about an app that changes or removes hair? Or one for sunglasses/jewelry?

Are they all gross in some way that I’m missing? Is it creepy to remove makeup from photos but not creepy to remove earrings?

hydriplex ,

It’s kind of creepy to do anything to a photo without consent. I’m a dude with plugs, and it’d be a little off-putting if a stranger I didn’t know digitally removed my ear rings to see what I’d look like.

This is how I present myself. You can see me without ear rings or makeup when I want you too.

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely thought you meant hair plugs at first, and that there was an app to give you male pattern baldness.

circasurvivor ,

You don’t need an app for that, you just shake the board a little and the metal shavings fall to the bottom. You just have to use the little magnet stick to grow it back where you want!

surewhynotlem ,

Oh Wooly Willy, you scamp!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We saw a Wooly Willy in a store recently and my daughter got bored and walked away while I was explaining it to her.

These damn kids today with their tablets and their Nintendo Switches and their ADHD…

RememberTheApollo_ , (edited )

I don’t know. I’ve seen a few examples of women who have radically changed their looks via skillful application of cosmetics.

I don’t know what to do with that. On one hand, society expects them to use available techniques to change their appearance to meet standards of beauty very few can ever accomplish. Otoh, it’s dishonest because irl they’re not who they seem to be, so an app that shows them without makeup might be useful. But the catch-22 is that the app may not be right, or that we judge too harshly based on an unattainable standard.

Man, Beauty is fucked up in the West. CGI, photoshop, photo manipulation have destroyed reality in favor of manipulating what desirability is.

trxxruraxvr ,

Man, Beauty is fucked up in the West.

Its no different in the East.

TankovayaDiviziya ,

Let me tell you, Western women put make up much lighter than East Asian women.

Meron35 ,

On the surface it seems reasonable, but it tends to have misogynistic undertones, especially if said towards strangers.

It’s like when the paparazzi publishes photos of celebrities with no makeup without their consent. If her makeup skills are good, she gets accused of “deceiving” people about her real age/looks. If her makeup skills are bad, she just gets called ugly.

Tartas1995 ,

I like that you asked. While I don’t hold a strong opinion on it, I think you could argue that it is about consent.

I will argue more strongly than I feel because I think it helps to understand the point. (Assuming the person wearing makeup is a woman)

If you don’t know the woman, why do you care if she wears makeup and how she looks without? It seems like there isn’t a legitimate reason for it without it being a toxic reason, like “look! she isn’t prettier than me!” Vibe. Which is toxic for both people. Now it was a man who made the app. Now there is the hating of women for wearing makeup reasons but let’s ignore those. (Case: Unknown feelings of the woman)

If you know the woman and you don’t know how she looks without makeup, then that is clearly a decision made by the woman. Why do you have the right to expose her in a way that she doesn’t want to be. I mean some women don’t care if you see their tummies and others would rather die. Should you have the right to expose a woman’s tummy? (Case: Implied decision to not show herself like that)

If you know the woman and you want to argue that you have a justified interest in how she looks without makeup because she is a potential Partner (if she is a partner, you probably know already anyway). You could easily argue that you have the same legitimate reason to see her naked but obviously you wouldn’t think that it is a legitimate reason.

In other words, you shouldn’t care and it is kinda toxic to care; you don’t have consent to see them like it otherwise you would; you have no right to know.

todd_bonzalez ,

I’ve edited people’s makeup and faces as part of the process of learning Photoshop, so I understand what you’re saying. There are perfectly normal applications for this.

The issue is intent. A lot of men think that women are “lying” when they wear makeup. They think that the most valuable quality a woman can have is natural beauty, and treat makeup as trickery.

There’s no shortage of men who think “You’d look better without makeup” is a compliment too.

An app like this would inevitably be used to help streamline the process of harassIng and negging women online.

There’s also the matter that women can put great time and effort into their makeup, and having someone remove their hard work from an image and throw it back at them is quite insulting. A makeup artist is still an artist and they likely don’t want their peers wielding tools designed specifically to nullify their work.

It shouldn’t be illegal or anything. No law against being an asshole. But it isn’t an app that will be used with good intent in most cases, and we should definitely pay attention because the “modify pictures of other people’s faces and bodies” use case for AI appears to have the potential to do a great deal of harm.

undefinedValue ,

A makeup artist is still an artist

Bro I must have missed that section at the Louvre, can you suggest a few masterpieces for me to look up?

todd_bonzalez ,

If inclusion in the Louvre is an obligatory status to be considered art, then makeup is absolutely art.

presse.louvre.fr/lancome-x-louvre-1063000212057/

undefinedValue ,

The brainrot is real. what do you think you proved linking to a press release about an ad campaign? where are the masterpieces of makeup? Zendaya and other zoomer influencers are unfortunately not art you tard

todd_bonzalez ,

Look, you’re the one who set the Louvre as the standard for what is or isn’t art. If you want to keep moving the goalpost, by all means, explain what you actually think makes something art.

undefinedValue ,

You never reached the goalpost, I’m still waiting

brbposting ,

bald

Snapchat’s offered that for years, though generally you get consent since you’ll point the selfie camera at yourself and a friend.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f8916a50-595c-4045-aca5-a2b321e7ffb9.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6485c150-24fd-4cb1-ab97-a26238337d08.jpeg

Hmm:

-> thinking about somebody naked

Widely accepted if you don’t talk about it

-> Photoshopping somebody naked

Widely despised (w/o consent). Maybe it’s too linked to the release at some point of the images. but I have a feeling even if no one ever posted that stuff, we would still feel icky about it.

Interesting, something is icky but I don’t know why

MargotRobbie , in App development
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not like we wear makeup as some devious plot to trick men and hide our real faces instead of you know, to look good for ourselves. Besides, I don’t think I look that different without makeup, sometimes people just ask if I didn’t sleep well last night if I don’t.

Anyway, if people really cared that much to see their favorite actress (me) without makeup, would you be interested in getting a copy of “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services?

(and there’s “The Wolf of Wall Street” for the naked part.)

Oaksey ,

The self promotion on obscure forums for a handful of up votes and assumption that you are people’s favourite actress makes this account look more like someone pretending to be Margot Robbie, rather than it being genuine.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s what she WANTS you to think

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Like I always say, it’s not astroturfing if you don’t get caught!

Agent641 ,

Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You’re welcome, Agent641.

Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

SupraMario ,

I might be the minority group here, but I prefer my wife without makeup. After our second date I told her I’d rather see her face as it is, than it be hidden under a mask. Everyone has flaws, it’s what makes us unique and there is beauty in that alone. She hasn’t worn makeup since and were pushing 2 decades of marriage now.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean you can apply makeup that doesn’t look like a mask, it’s the old adage of “if you’re not aware of it, it’s done right”

SupraMario ,

I’m in no way saying that someone shouldn’t if they want to. I do understand that it’s possible, I just prefer my wife without makeup, that’s all.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t think I look that different without makeup, sometimes people just ask if I didn’t sleep well last night if I don’t.

For the vast majority of women, that’s probably true, but you only need to look up makeup tutorials on YouTube to see that some women take it to a whole other level where they end up looking almost unrecognizable by the time they’re done.

MystikIncarnate ,

sometimes people just ask if I didn’t sleep well last night if I don’t.

I’ve heard this is a thing.

I’m a dude, I never sleep well. Anytime I look in the mirror, I can certainly tell that I didn’t sleep well, but I’m almost never asked about it.

I went for a sleep study earlier this year, I’m meeting with a doctor to discuss the findings in a couple of weeks. Hopefully I can get better sleep soon…

Even with that being said, it would be nice if someone cared enough to ask about it. At the same time, I can also see that getting asked that question a bunch, regardless of how well you slept, would be pretty annoying.

IDK. Everyone asks what I’m doing, never how I’m doing. It’s fine. I survive.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I can certainly tell that I didn’t sleep well, but I’m almost never asked about it.

But you’re probably also not told things like how you should smile more any time you don’t look cheery enough.

Man’s appearance just gets criticized less than women’s appearance.

MystikIncarnate ,

This is true but it also goes hand in hand with men’s health being an equivalent level of disregarded.

Unless your obviously physically injured, your problems are simply not important to people. Emotional distress, mental health, and pretty much any discomfort/pain/feeling that isn’t associated with a physical injury is generally bushed off and anyone who tries to be heard about it, generally gets ridiculed by their peers.

Obviously family/friends can be an exception to this rule, but co-workers and acquaintances generally just tell you to stop whining and get back to work.

It’s a trade off. People who present as female generally get too much of people’s attention to their personal situation, while those presenting as male get far too little.

There are obvious problems with both; for men, issues can be ignored to the point where you are actively being harmed by inaction, meanwhile, people always and overly concerning themselves with the well-being of women, can be equally harmful. Most of the time it’s the same kind of harm, usually both mental and physical, but it varies from case to case, regardless of gender.

I’m not saying any of it is right, at all, nor am I endorsing any of it. I just want people to care about others equally regardless of how they present themselves, their gender, or what’s in their pants, but don’t concern yourself with others so much that you’re actively doing them harm either.

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