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snake_case , in It’s nice to be alone

We could be doing the accent in our free-time

MajorHavoc ,

I understood that reference.

Shardikprime , in States Rights

Honk honk motherfuckers

abort_christian_babies , in It’s nice to be alone

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  • kautau ,

    U wot m8, u avin’ a giggle?

    Hextic , in hmm

    Act like I ain’t picking Shrek, come on!

    Git out muh swamp.

    FierroGamer , in It’s nice to be alone

    As a non English speaker, I find this hilarious

    1024_Kibibytes ,

    Dear @FierroGamer, I must inform you that your message is in English. This means you can type English, although I don’t know if you can speak the language or not.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Non-native speaker, perhaps?

    FierroGamer ,

    I must inform you that speaking and writing are different verbs

    1024_Kibibytes ,

    I completely agree! I’ve studied Spanish for decades and I still have trouble understanding any native speaker unless they are speaking slowly.

    30isthenew29 , in Never give up

    Damn, how does he seem so defeaten?

    hstde ,

    No one wants him

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    He’s got little legs

    Butters ,
    @Butters@lemmywinks.com avatar

    Unpossible

    BynaD , in No way they’ll find me now

    There’s no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.

    thepianistfroggollum , in hmm

    No lie, I’d buy that for my wife as long as it was CZ or some other not-diamond gemstone.

    Domille , in No way they’ll find me now

    How much trouble would you get into if you pressed “yes”?

    Blamemeta ,

    You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.

    tarjeezy ,

    “You’re under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying

    Blamemeta ,

    Its seperate trials, and lying on an eqip form is bad.

    freeman ,

    Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.

    “Oh I misread it as tourist”

    Blamemeta ,

    Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.

    freeman ,

    That literally says American with the American Airlines logo in the top left and a boarding time I. The center. It looks like a self checkin to boarding a plane. Nothing to do with clearance.

    Daqu ,

    Yes

    Agent641 ,

    Hello there

    zanyllama52 , in shitpost
    @zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

    I am the pickle overlord now

    MrMobius , in No way they’ll find me now

    The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody’s finger slipped?

    irmoz , in YT in a nutshell

    Nice watermark

    andrr_464 OP ,

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  • PenguinJuice , (edited )

    He shouldn't have even put it on. The names of who said it are right there, he's just a bystander taking the screenshot. Internet clout is for losers.

    andrr_464 OP ,

    I think TikTok does it automatically but im not sure

    LazaroFilm , in The evidence speaks for itself
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    My dog doesn’t bark but she can express herself in many other ways. She boops me when she needs my attention. Walks to the door and sits when she wants to go out. Brings me a ball then drops it repeatedly when she wants to play fetch. She puts her paw in my hand when she needs care (tick bothering her, or else). She doesn’t need words, not even barks.

    samus12345 ,
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    I’m more of a cat person, but I always thought it was really cool how well dogs and humans can communicate from 30,000 years of living together. I remember hearing about an experiment that showed dogs could read human body language (even humans they didn’t know) better than chimps, our closest relatives.

    LazaroFilm ,
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    My dog knows when my wife gets a panic attack before me. She’s not a service dog or anything. Je was not trained for it. But if she starts hyperventilating or sobbing, she will go to her and boop her and try to put weight on her to comfort her. Sometimes it’s great sometimes it’s annoying but every time she gets a compliment.

    WarmSoda ,

    Cats can too. My cat reads my body language and understands some words.

    If I say treats she bolts from wherever she was sleeping right to me. Are you hungry brings her to the food bowl. Time for bed sends her off to the bedroom waiting for me.

    I think it says more for our own intelligence that we can create languages that other animals understand than anything. The chimp thing is interesting though. Another thing that always stuck with me is that throughout all the times people have tried teaching chimps sign language they’ve never once asked a human a single question.

    Dogs and cats seem to ask what we mean sometimes. Maybe chimps are just really dumb.

    Femcowboy , in twas a crunchy sensation

    You’re not old just cause u remember a thing from school. They still use these in gym classes all over, and you can still buy these in stores for 5 bucks.

    darthsid , in The evidence speaks for itself

    Omg… so true!

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