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Kusimulkku , in Cloudstrike's stock price waiting for the markets to open

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Kusimulkku ,

Lmao that’s great

salvaria , in I just lost the game guys :(
apfelwoiSchoppen , in I just lost the game guys :(
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, I won it.

Raab , in Virginia is shrinking!

Moved to this God forsaken state from Wisconsin 4 years ago and God do I regret it with every ounce of my being. Someone take me back to cheese land please

TheBloodFarts ,

What brought you out there?

Raab ,

My girlfriends is from here originally and moved to WI in the 6th grade, we moved out here to reunite her with her entire family that lives here. We both regret it dearly

edisondotme ,

Why?

Raab ,

I won’t go into detail but the state, people, and family are, let’s just say, sub par compared to Wisconsin.

Lost_My_Mind ,

You say you’re from Wisconsin, but thats the most British answer I’ve ever heard.

Raab ,

Lol I can see that. Let me persuade you. “Put ‘er there bud, let’s go out for a fuckin’ rip on da lake and then cook up some brats on da grill afterwards, and by gosh don’t forget to tell yer folks I says hi when you see dem at Sunday mass!”

Lost_My_Mind ,

You’re missing at least one, but preferably multiple “Don’tChaKnow”. I grew up watching Bobbys World. If that show taught me anything about Wisconsin, it’s that the moms use “Don’tChaKnow” as often as Hulk Hogan uses “Brother”

Raab ,

Oh there’s many I missed haha, Don’ChaKnow, Ope, plurals on everything even if it doesn’t need a plural, You’se Guys, etc etc

aeharding ,
@aeharding@vger.social avatar

Ope!

Belgdore ,

Well, just wait a while and Virginia will shrink again, and you will be in another state.

Raab ,

Hopefully it just recedes into the ocean never to be seen again

son_named_bort , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

eezeebee , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

That would definitely give me hiccups

Evil_Shrubbery , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).

Also it’s hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.

What Im saying is I’ll only order one.

Baleine , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
@Baleine@jlai.lu avatar

Would

benvars , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Ew

nick , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Diarrhea

bizarroland , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

I know I could do it, but I also know that that burger is going to sit in my stomach like a 10 lb fucking weight for the next 5 days.

No fucking way would I eat that

YaDownWitCPP , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

CodexArcanum , (edited ) in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Nothing came to mind but my hand sympathetically grasped at my heart the moment I saw it. If I had pearls, they’d be clutched!

MissJinx , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

diarrhea

xlash123 , in what then?
@xlash123@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then his supporters would also have to drop trousers in support. I support this alternate timeline

MehBlah ,

Haven you seen them? Have you seen trump? Aeeeeeiiiiiiii!

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