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TheRealLinga ,

Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?

TheRealLinga ,

My couch. It’s my favorite place for vacationing!

TheRealLinga ,

If you look closely enough you can see Zach Galifinakis hiding behind the fern!

TheRealLinga ,

Dogs are the poop cleaners of the world!

Except for how much poop they make…

Maybe dogs are pooping out the poops they ate? Is the dog ourobouros?

TheRealLinga ,

People specialized in hand/arm/rotator cuff bodywork can help you with that. You might have to try a few different therapists before you find one that’s good, but it’s worth it to get relief.

Source- am a bodyworker

TheRealLinga ,

this, is not, a test…

this, is, realityyyy

TheRealLinga ,

Nice idea, scammers! Weeding out what works and doesn’t with this feedback! But it won’t work on meeeeeee

TheRealLinga ,

I’d bring my Moog Theramini. Nothing like playing the air waves! It’s magic science!

TheRealLinga ,

I’m one of the Camry people! People look the opposite direction when I drive by. Great for committing crimes!

TheRealLinga ,

Hah yes that lovely ringing sound that means I’m not listening to loud enough music! I try not to think about how bad it will likely get in another decade or two

TheRealLinga ,

Peenies and doohickeys! Doohickeys and peenies! Get yer hot fresh doohickeys with a side of peenies! Only $9.95! Fully loaded with mayonnaise and peanut butter! Limited time only!

TheRealLinga ,

This is great but why do they spell sentence “centence”? Such a wonderfully thought out and deeply meaningful video about the English language should have proper grammar and spelling, right? What the fuck?

TheRealLinga ,

Sheep: “four legs good, two legs baaaaaaad”

TheRealLinga ,

When Trump said “build the wall” I said hell no. Now I’m thinking maybe the wall was a good idea after all… but instead of the southern border, build it around the nutjob states like Texas!

Boom. Problem solved!

TheRealLinga ,

Just saw a bit of this interview on The Daily Show… and man was it hilarious

Alexei Navalny's body 'in morgue' as inmate describes 'mysterious commotion' - Russian news outlet (news.sky.com)

According to a Russian news outlet, Alexei Navalny's body is now in a morgue, but no post-mortem examination has yet been performed. The same media organisation also cites an inmate who described a "mysterious commotion" on the night before his death was announced.

TheRealLinga ,

Maybe he is making Navalny into a zombie?

TheRealLinga ,

I mean, I have tried worse things. Kinda interested! Not enough to buy some, but if you showed up at my house with it I would try it

TheRealLinga ,

I got to see Korn in early 2020 right before covid really hit. It was a dream come true. Only band on that list I wanted to see and hadn’t yet, and they did not disappoint

TheRealLinga ,

You should definitely play it through! It does not let you down. One of my favorite games!!

TheRealLinga ,

I’ve got a 2005 with about the same mileage that also hasn’t needed much work! Yay!

TheRealLinga ,

this is america… don’t catch me slippin’

TheRealLinga ,

That’s a chaotic neutral for me! Embrace the chaos!

TheRealLinga ,

Yeeeeeeeeshhhh good fuck them then I hope they all burn

TheRealLinga ,

Yup, that was… oh shit… 22 years ago! And I still wear my Tripps on occasion. And my booty still looks good in them. And black eyeliner still looks good too! Goth life 4eva

TheRealLinga ,

Yeah seeing this meme gave me a sour stomach. Let us be done with this fool whose name shall not be spoken!

TheRealLinga ,

I thought water was for quitters? That’s why I only drink Mountain Dew. 0% water, and the chemicals they use to make it keep me parasite free!

TheRealLinga ,

Lol “always hotrail responsibly.” Never thought the word responsible could be used for anything meth-related!

TheRealLinga ,

Yeah, I like other insects more, like preying mantises!

TheRealLinga ,

One thing that makes me think otherwise is how amazingly inexpensive CRISPR is! You can get hold of some for about $150 and do your own eugenics at home! And it isn’t that difficult to learn to do either. Shit, all three of my kids are basically little Bashirs… but don’t tell the government that!

TheRealLinga ,

Or sausage fingers?

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