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S41p , in Shamelessly stolen from that other site

Michael Scott and Prison Mike in the wild.

A_Menace_To_Society , in Flag of Canada but it’s approaching you

Umm ackshually, the white light portions of the flag would be blueshifted as well

STUPIDVIPGUY , in They should've used the internet.

FR though that sign prolly didn’t last long, those men are handsome

Methane_Magnate OP ,

WivesWanted dot com would be thriving today, without their stubborn refusal to use the internet.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

They’re not amish

Also as a regular internet user, the internet was a mistake.

rockerface , in Is it trash day or someone sharing their thoughts?

Not bed at all

Okalaydokalay , in Kinda topical/tropical

Good ones I see around my area are some of those Vietnamese “phở” places.

Phở is pronounced “f-uh” not “f-oh”.

Lots of local restaurants then name themselves things like “Phở King restaurant”. Say it out loud if you still don’t get it ;)

exoplanetary ,
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I love funny pho restaurant names. There’s one near my office called Pho Khang. Their food’s pretty good too which is just the cherry on top.

eestileib ,

Pho Kim Long

FartsWithAnAccent , in Shamelessly stolen from that other site
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What, Mastodon?

aubertlone , in It's a vacuum. For chickens.

I thought this was just a funny meme…

But oh my it’s real.An actual chicken vacuum exists

youtu.be/lO5TikjZU3c

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/lO5TikjZU3c

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Poggervania , in hot rule
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I LIKE YOU

CUZ YOU

GOT

THAT

SPAGHETTI

THAT I NEED

IN MY

LIFE

SO GIVE IT TO ME

loudWaterEnjoyer OP ,
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Do you want my spaghetti?

0x4E4F , in Ma'am, this is Lemmy.
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LOL 🤣🤣🤣

BroBot9000 , in When I’m trying to watch a movie….
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It’s also always about something that the movie is literally about to explain…

snooggums ,
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Bonus points if they talk over the explanation.

BroBot9000 ,
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Then complains that you rewound the movie instead of just explaining it to her.

theUnlikely ,

It feels good to know I’m not the only one experiencing this.

SirCrusader , in Ma'am, this is Lemmy.
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Well… I love this financial problem.

Uphillbothways , in Errbody loves a parade

the dog enjoyed it, the parade was at least worth something

0x4E4F ,
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The pope being there was just a coincidence.

Methane_Magnate OP ,

And a minor inconvenience.

vojel , in When Lemmy.world and Lemmy.ml go down
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Punkt der Sicht: Polen 1939

Ryan213 , in It's a vacuum. For chickens.
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I thought it was going to be a picture of my boss.

Deez , in This timeline is messed up

You mean to tell me you thought there would be boobs in movie about a children’s toy?

snooggums ,
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Yes, firm and unmoving nippleless boobs.

MargotRobbie ,
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I thought they looked pretty neat…

LemmyFeed ,

There you are, how’s the movie release going?

MargotRobbie ,
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Sorry, on strike, no promo right now.

teuast ,

hell yeah ✊

Sharpiemarker ,

Love yourself

doggle ,

There were boobs at the red carpet for it ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

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