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MissJinx , (edited ) in State of Lemmy comments right now
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meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning

empireOfLove2 ,
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Dogs are nature’s vacuum cleaners confirmed

P4ulin_Kbana ,

I like dogs ˆ_ˆ

FelixCress ,

How do you cook them?

Voyajer ,
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Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

FelixCress ,

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

The_Picard_Maneuver , in Checkmate
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There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.

tetris11 ,
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and he always visits the scene of the crime after

ulterno ,
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The sniper is loaded with a space warp bullet.
When the bullet lodges into the enemy, being potentially healable (if the enemy bishop were to turn priest), the bishop activates the warp, taking the place of the bullet and ripping out of the enemy’s body, making sure the body is unusable and making the priest useless.

And that’s why we don’t have a priest in chess.

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

tetris11 ,
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Dude, that’s literally the Flying Raijin “Thunder God” technique:

aeronmelon ,

A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

GoodEye8 ,

That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump over like horses.

TheBat , in Checkmate
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Fun fact: rooks are elephant, bishops are camels, and queen is vizier in most Indian languages.

Viking_Hippie ,
Wizard_Pope ,
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The second one is inaccurate for Slovenia at least. Both horse and jumper are in use.

JayDee ,

Do the pieces look different or are they just called a different thing? Like what’s a ‘jumper’?

Viking_Hippie ,

They look the same. A “jumper”, or “springer” in Danish, is just a differently named “knight”.

RickAstleyfounddead ,

No… Rooks are chariots Bishops are elephant and Queen is literally queen ml/in

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

नहीं. हाथी, घोडा, उंट, वजीर.

PlasticExistence , in State of Lemmy comments right now

Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?

desktop_user ,

if it’s good enough for humans it’s probably good enough for cats

Viking_Hippie ,

Narrator: as illustrated in Blazing Saddles, it was not good enough for humans

ivanafterall ,
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Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc…

PlasticExistence ,

Won’t anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?

Lost_My_Mind , in State of Lemmy comments right now

I keep seeing that “people are talking about beans”, but I don’t actually see people TALKING about beans. I’m convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans…which they aren’t. That’s somehow the joke.

buttfarts ,

hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

Enkers ,

This is a meta-discussion about beans though. We’re not talking about beans, we’re talking about talking about beans.

socsa ,

Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"

Nobody saying "how is beans?"

nomous ,

Because we all know beans are great.

ShinkanTrain ,

nobody talks about beans

You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth

erusuoyera , in Oof ouch owie

As if she’s in heaven.

KillerTofu ,

As if Heaven was a place.

ThePyroPython ,

Heaven is a half-pipe.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

If I die before I wake…

ThePyroPython ,

At least in heaven I can skate.

linkinkampf19 ,
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'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack

ThePyroPython ,

Without the man upon my back.

vaxhax ,

the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.

Anyolduser ,

I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.

Wogi ,

Do you know what that’s worth??

MelodiousFunk ,

They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”

Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.

Wogi ,

Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

MelodiousFunk ,

Better call Bitch Pudding.

swab148 ,
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Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

erusuoyera ,

That was also implied.

DogPeePoo ,

She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though

TrickDacy ,
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posthumous Darwin award

Is there another kind?

Maultasche ,

Yes, but it’s almost exclusively awarded to men.

TrickDacy ,
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I thought a Darwin award meant specifically that the recipient died. So I’m not getting this, if it’s a joke or otherwise.

Maultasche ,

I think you can get it if you remove yourself from the gene pool. I think there were awards for men who accidentally castrated themselves before having children.

MotoAsh ,

Yep. All people need to do is remove themselves from the gene pool. Often that involves removing themselves from the count of the living, but some just sterilize themselves in some stupid way.

DogPeePoo , (edited )

Darwin Awards

An “award” given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipients have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes do not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

erusuoyera ,

Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.

snooggums ,
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She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?

aeronmelon ,

The Medium Place.

SkunkWorkz ,

I don’t think you get into Valhalla with a folding knife. She’s probably in the Dick’s Sporting Goods in the sky.

EleventhHour , in Oof ouch owie
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Flax_vert ,

She was likely a victim of the maga extremism indoctrination and social media, this is a bit distasteful

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

suuure. she was the victim… the traitor killed while trying smash into the Capitol Building and overthrow the government…

/S

themoonisacheese ,
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To be a victim of maga extremism, you must already be bigoted enough to think that it is a reasonable opinion to have to want black and LGBT people to die. She deserved what she got.

Flax_vert ,

Wasn’t it more conspiracies about democracy being compromised?

big_slap ,

idk how else to downplay supporting trump at this point.

public shaming is the last line of defense we have against these types of people since polite conversation clearly doesn’t work once you put the red hat on. what alternatives do you suggest? 🙂

cacheson ,

public shaming is the last line of defense we have against these types of people

Wait, really? I know liberals tend to like weird pseudo-pacifism, but have y'all really committed so hard to it that you think "public shaming" is our last line of defense?

Get armed, and get trained. You may end up needing it. We may end up needing it.

big_slap ,

get armed and get trained? how will that convince a trump voter to reject his ideology? doesn’t make any sense to me tbh

manuallybreathing ,

Youre not going to convince a fascist not to be a fascist by making them feel bad about it. If that was possible, there’d be no communists.

Organising in your community, your workplace, and looking after yourself is what i think our friend was getting at

finestnothing ,

You’re so right, she obviously doesn’t deserve to be derided, we should show her love and support because she died, it wasn’t her fault she was indoctrinated like this.

For good measure, let’s posthumously pardon the Nazis that murdered hundreds or thousands of people and were later killed when their camps were taken. They were just victims of the Nazi extremism indoctrination and media, it’s a bit distasteful that people still slander them /s

Flax_vert ,

Difference is she didn’t kill anybody that we know of

Rakonat ,

“Just following orders” is not an excuse no matter how it’s veiled.

She took part in a violent insurrection with the ultimate goal of overturning an election and destroying democracy.

She had every opportunity to no being a cesspool of bigotry, racism and fascist supporter. Instead she chose at every option to continue her path.

Sterile_Technique ,
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Every Nazi is a victim of extremism indoctrination. They don’t get a pass for that. She was a domestic enemy to the United States and died attacking our country. She deserves zero respect.

The world became a slightly better place when she died.

todd_bonzalez ,
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Fascists aren’t victims of the ideology they adopted, other people are. Good riddance to every dead fascist.

manuallybreathing ,

The sexualisation and humiliation of a person who cant object or consent is whats getting me.

people will excuse themselves of a lot when they don’t like someone.

I abaolutely do not care that she died, and her politics cant be handwaved away with ‘she was indoctrinated’, which would also equate to her having no agency. She knew what she was doing.

Zwiebel , in Idioms

For some reason torn chunks taste better to me

Thorry84 , in Oof ouch owie

People call 911 because they are having a medical issue, cops show up and shoot them and their dog, plus the neighbors dog for good measure. Shitheads actually attempt a coup, try to hang congress people, invade government offices, somehow only one of them gets shot. It makes 0 sense.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Makes a lot of sense if you understand that the police exist to support white supremacy and maga is a white supremacist organization.

mojofrododojo ,

YUP. The vast majority of our law enforcement system derives from slave patrols.

Flax_vert ,

The coup failed though so they clearly did something right with minimal loss of life

phdepressed ,

But hasn’t been prosecuted nearly severely enough. Max sentence I’ve seen is 4y with most of these traitors getting off with months instead.

It was an attempted coup. Sure it failed but the first Nazi coup also failed and they were let off easy then tried again successfully.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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the first Nazi coup also failed

You’re talking about the Beer Hall Putsch, right?

hate2bme ,

One dude got 22 years I know for a fact.

mojofrododojo ,

imagine the bloodbath that would have occurred if the crowds had been black / latino etc. or fuck, even college kids…

somehow only one of them got shot… SOMEHOW.

you know that’s a funny word when you look at it - some… how?

like some, a quantity… how, a state or condition… doing a heavy lift that.

it just doesn’t seem to encompass the obvious and outright institutionalized racism displayed that day. angry white people smeared shit inside the capitol and only a single one was shot, and that was it.

oh 4 years later we’re finally getting around to sentencing some of the shit-smear crowd. they should have been rounded up that evening and lived the rest of their lives breaking rocks in leavenworth federal pen on whatever hard labor the government could devise.

Neon ,

Or you know

Could it be that the most prestigious police job, where only the best of the best are taken, protecting the most important people in the country, working for the government who has enough money to spend on their training, actually has well-trained and well-controlled policemen?

Could it be that an institution that is notorious for how incredibly federalized (federalized = decentralized != with the federal government) it is doesn’t have the same quality everywhere?

mojofrododojo ,

they literally barricaded and fell back as far as they could.

watch the footage, so many times, cops put their hands on their sidearms, then fall back.

compare that to footage of occupy, of the atlanta cop city protests, any violent reactions on campuses etc., - is there a qualitative difference in them? maybe? but not enough to explain the disparity in violent, over-reaction.

ClassifiedPancake , in I'm cumming

It wasn’t worth vacuuming if it doesn’t crackle.

Kiernian , in Wise words

I legit wasn’t sure if this was a real thing she did that started as a friendly joke or something.

Actually, I’m still not sure.

Maven OP ,

The “source” listed is a mastodon account called “low quality facts”. Take that as you will.

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

So true?

buttfarts , in Oof ouch owie

The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost

bizarroland ,

I think you're overlooking the potential.

I don't give up on anybody because they all have the potential to have their Ebenezer Scrooge moment and change until they no longer have any moments.

The potential for Ashlii Babbitt to become a good and upstanding contributing member of society was lost because of her blind following of the orange turd.

That is her fault. It's still a sad thing.

I feel bad for her but I feel worse for the person who felt like they had no other choice but to shoot that woman, and I am glad that it only took one bullet to stop the insurrection.

brbposting ,
todd_bonzalez ,
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This guy famously just provides reputation rehab for KKK members.

He doesn’t talk Klansmen out of their hateful ways. He absolves them on behalf of Black people so they can pretend to be reformed and get jobs again. He’s doing them a service, and they frequently pay him for it.

It’s like the real life version of the “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” episode of South Park, where Randy says the N-word on TV, and expects the world to forgive him after he literally kisses Jesse Jackson’s ass as an apology. (Spoiler: this doesn’t work)

I’m not a fan of letting fascists take off their uniforms and return to normal life like they didn’t do anything. I’m more of an Inglorious Basterds kinda guy…

cacheson ,

Interesting, this is the first I've heard of the "reputation rehab" angle on the guy. Do you have any further reading you could link me to?

Rather than going full Inglorious Basterds, I think it's important to have both "carrot" and "stick" options for these people. It doesn't really do us any good if there's no way to come back from having been involved in hate groups. Just make sure to keep the Richard Spencer treatment available, to provide them some motivation to get their heads right.

JadenSmith , in State of Lemmy comments right now

The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?

Bishma , in Not again
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Wrong meaning of Jeep

A Jeep is an animal living in a three dimensional world—in this case our world—but really belonging to a fourth dimensional world. Here’s what happened. A number of Jeep life cells were somehow forced through the dimensional barrier into our world.

https://i.postimg.cc/Y9n9NVRm/image.png

Seriously, how has there not been Creepypasta about Eugene the Jeep?

Banichan ,
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Because it wasn’t invented by internet idiots?

ouRKaoS ,

Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone’s memory of reading it.

drunkpostdisaster , in Wise words

She is going to be the next trump in a few decades

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Shake it off and grab them women by the pussy. You can do that because you’re rich

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