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apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

My cat loves beans (as a snack, not a meal). Do not consider this a salvo into that Lemmy civil war. My can just loves beans and I love him.

socsa ,

I just feed my cats the same beans I feed the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.

dylanmorgan ,

Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.

socsa ,

Unfortunately I need the children to satisfy the hag witch.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I got banned from a pet food sub on reddit for what I thought was a completely innocent question. It’s a touchy subject everywhere apparently. The rumor is that pet food companies are major lurkers on pet subs and use reddit etc as an ad platform.

ShinkanTrain ,

Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}

Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}

JadenSmith ,

The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?

Lost_My_Mind ,

I keep seeing that “people are talking about beans”, but I don’t actually see people TALKING about beans. I’m convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans…which they aren’t. That’s somehow the joke.

buttfarts ,

hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

Enkers ,

This is a meta-discussion about beans though. We’re not talking about beans, we’re talking about talking about beans.

socsa ,

Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"

Nobody saying "how is beans?"

nomous ,

Because we all know beans are great.

ShinkanTrain ,

nobody talks about beans

You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth

PlasticExistence ,

Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?

desktop_user ,

if it’s good enough for humans it’s probably good enough for cats

Viking_Hippie ,

Narrator: as illustrated in Blazing Saddles, it was not good enough for humans

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc…

PlasticExistence ,

Won’t anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?

MissJinx , (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dogs are nature’s vacuum cleaners confirmed

P4ulin_Kbana ,

I like dogs ˆ_ˆ

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

I want in on these cat food arguments

AbsoluteChicagoDog OP ,

You really don’t

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I dunno, I kinda like watching the chaos

For now

socsa ,

Nah it's fun because of how stupid it is.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

YES I DO, GODDAMN IT!

gencha ,

Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying “I don’t know what a cat actually is, but…”. Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.

solsangraal ,

youtu.be/zCp-zv9BLCw

Viking_Hippie ,

“Show me the fucking udder on a strawberry” is one of the greatest punchlines in the history of the medium, if not all of humanity 🤣🤣🤣

socsa ,

Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.

gencha ,

I have heard of studies 🤔

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/cd06d1c9-d021-421f-87a6-b838ff07500c.webp

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dabfef26-7ad0-465d-969e-4af95232b473.gif

bdonvr ,

I’m not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?

socsa ,

With the correct supplements you can feed a human literal shit as well.

Viking_Hippie ,

Yes. It would be literal torture and the poor cat would have no idea why it’s being horribly abused.

Ilovethebomb ,

All jokes aside, the consensus seems to be it can be done, but would require regular visits to the vet and testing the cat’s urine etc, and even then this would be very experimental.

Realistically, the answer is no.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Lmao is that what the argument is about? My cat eats organic ethically sourced fish because I’m bougie like that

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Shaking the veggie tree again? COME AT ME BRUTHOR!

bannanaente ,

We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!

Rentlar ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ee904b69-b681-4493-8632-bf4f49fe22f7.jpeg

TheTechnician27 , (edited )
@TheTechnician27@lemmy.world avatar

From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet and becoming bananatarian. /s

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

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