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drunkpostdisaster , in Wise words

She is going to be the next trump in a few decades

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Shake it off and grab them women by the pussy. You can do that because you’re rich

workerONE , in Oof ouch owie

Trump admitted he lost the election?

HuntressHimbo , (edited )

I was confused about this as well, but apparently in the past couple days he has said he lost a few times. Thanks to @jeffw for posting this article:

lemmy.world/post/19412309

kn0wmad1c ,
@kn0wmad1c@programming.dev avatar

This is most likely to try to deflect from him saying that he had every right to interfere with the election since he’s currently facing a criminal trial for interfering with the election.

todd_bonzalez ,
@todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee avatar

That was actually the most recent interview. He said that after admitting to election interference.

Imgonnatrythis , in State of Lemmy comments right now

I got banned from a pet food sub on reddit for what I thought was a completely innocent question. It’s a touchy subject everywhere apparently. The rumor is that pet food companies are major lurkers on pet subs and use reddit etc as an ad platform.

ShinkanTrain ,

Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}

Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}

MehBlah , in Oof ouch owie

If there is up or down then I’m sure she isn’t looking down.

socsa , in State of Lemmy comments right now

I just feed my cats the same beans I feed the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.

dylanmorgan ,

Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.

socsa ,

Unfortunately I need the children to satisfy the hag witch.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Checkmate
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

“Horses can’t be knights. I mean, that’s just silly. Chess is stupid!”

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Checkmate
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Source?

opossumtriceps ,
MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

OP really should’ve provided this source.

For shame. smh…

nexguy , in Checkmate
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/U_Re0sc85zo?si=NtcFYWZksHDj-HVJ

All you need to know about the game

Exusia OP ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

But when is the boobs update

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

This was magnificent!

peteypete420 , in Oof ouch owie

I’m lost. Is Babbitt not the chick who cut her abusive husband’s dick off to great media attention in the 90s? (Weird AL put it in a song fucking legend). What does this have to do with Tonald Drump?

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

No Ashli Babbitt was the one person who was killed by police while attempting to overthrow the US Government on January 6th, 2021

Also fun fact: Conservative “Activist” group Judicial Watch filed a wrongful death lawsuit on her behalf earlier this year, which in my opinion spits in the face of all actual victims of police brutality.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

You are thinking of Lorena Bobbitt.

That was my first thought too! This meme is about the dumbass who go herself shot during the failed Jan 6th coup.

SGforce ,

Also the namesake of this cute lil fella Bobbit worm

bunkyprewster ,

That’s Bobbit (the dick remover)

unemployedclaquer ,

You described Lorena Bobbitt more or less. Ashli Babbitt was a Jan 6 rioter (at the u.s. capitol) shot by police.

Fuck this timeline.

socsa , in Watching ml and world argue in every thread be like.

From my view the entire problem with .ml is that the anarchists there don't realize that MLs are not allies.

bizarroland , in Not again

Saving this for when I finish my CJ7 project

Lemminary , in I'm just a kid and life is nightmare... I know its not fair

Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you’re going to get it, right now. I don’t care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. (Joan the Secretary: We can’t keep them past four.) I will keep you here until four.

socsa , in Oof ouch owie

Oof ow my frontal cortex

apfelwoiSchoppen , (edited ) in State of Lemmy comments right now
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

My cat loves beans (as a snack, not a meal). Do not consider this a salvo into that Lemmy civil war. My cat just loves beans and I love him.

can , in I'm just a kid and life is nightmare... I know its not fair

Tbf that does sound like some bs

Lost_My_Mind ,

See, back in MY day, that kid would get his ass kicked. And the teacher would look the other way.

Nowadays EVERYBODY in a fight gets suspended. Context doesn’t matter.

Sorry whatever gen is after Z. Your generation is going to be full of assholes who all think they’re right, but 97% of them won’t be. It’s been a growing problem for 40 years ago. But at least you USED to punch the trouble makers in the mouth. Then they knew in the future to shut the fuck up.

johker216 ,

Is this a pasta or are you just a sociopath that wore a trenchcoat in school? It’s hard to tell these days.

Lost_My_Mind ,

That’s just how it was in the 80s/90s. And it wasn’t like I’m saying I and I alone was dealing out justice to all those that pissed me off. I’m saying the reason teachers do this is SPECIFICALLY because of what I’m saying. The one kid does this annoying shit, and the whole classroom sends him home a bloody mess. And when he goes to complain to his mom, and his mom asks “What’d you do?” and he tells her, she punches him in the mouth and tells him to stop being a little shit at school, and the kids will stop beating his ass.

Veneroso ,

I’ll take “Things that never happened for $300 Alex.”

Lemminary ,

That second part is harsh but that’s how my grandparents treated my mother in the 60s. She and her siblings would get spanked if they made too much noise in a household of 8. I hope your parents didn’t treat you that way. I want to think some of those attitudes were dropped after the 80s.

Lost_My_Mind ,

My mom abandoned my dad, and thus me by assosiation, and my dad was so obsessed with asserting he has control of everyone and everything in his life, he usually just took everything out on me. Whether I had anything to do with it or not.

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

I hope you’re better now my guy ✨

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