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unexposedhazard , in Loyalty

Was really confused why you would prefer plastic over glass, but then i understood what was meant by “her”.

Tagger ,

ELI5?

RudeOnTuesdays ,

Aunt Jemima as a brand was discontinued as it was based on a racist stereotype. The person in the picture is decanting fake maple syrup into an old Aunt Jemima bottle.

Fester ,

It’s funnier when you say it

Tagger ,

Right, thanks.

paultimate14 ,

What are you talking about? It’s not fake maple syrup at all, but 100% real SYRUP, a completely and separate product no one would ever accidentally confuse for maple syrup when they’re in a hurry at the grocery store.

FlyingSquid ,
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Never rush your syrup choices.

the_crotch ,

A bottle of this is like $3, real maple syrup in that size container would be more like $18, so these people really need to be ignorant or stupid to get confused.

jaybone ,

lol decanting

abbadon420 ,

Read the wiki en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aunt_Jemima

Brand was discontinued in 2020 due to racial stereotyping.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

racial stereotyping

The cops were targeting the syrup because of its race?

epicsninja ,

The Aunt Jemima brand was changed to Pearl Milling Company due to it being based on a racist charicture. Pearl Milling Company was the name of the company before they created the Aunt Jemima brand, in the late 1800s. Upset by this change, this fellow is pouring syrup into an old Aunt Jemima brand bottle, and implicitly threatening violence against whoever would try to stop him. However, he is using Millville brand, which as far as I can tell is unrelated to the Pearl Milling Company.

rockSlayer ,

Millville is an Aldi store brand. The origins of Aldi store brands are kept secret, but there’s a decent chance that it’s made by Pearl Milling

themeatbridge ,

With knockoffs, it’s always one of three sources.

First is just a knock off. It’s a different manufacturer, maybe worse, maybe even better, but it’s an entirely unrelated source.

Second is factory seconds. Product that doesn’t pass brand QA for one reason or another, so they sell the lesser quality product to off-brand as a similar product.

Third is factory surplus. The brand only buys some of the product that the factory can make, so the factory keeps making more product and selling it to other brands. This is ideal for the consumer, because it is usually exactly the same product without the brand label.

You’re always hoping for the third, but usually it’s the first one. The real problem is, you’ll never know until you get the product. Generic brand names don’t have the same concern for brand loyalty, so the source or formula may change more frequently than a brand name product. The Millville syrup this week might be Pearl Milling surplus, or Pearl Milling seconds next weeks, and Parl Mowing sugar water next month.

Complicating matters is that Pearl Milling may not even own the production, and is probably sourcing their syrup from a conglomeration of farmers, importers, and intermediaries. But it’s still the same dance, just with more moving parts.

The only value a brand name has is the value the brand has for it’s own name. Once a brand decides to cash in on their name and stops caring about quality, the brand name has no more value.

lemmylommy ,

It could be the very same product. It could also be made at the same factory but to aldis specifications.

CaptainPedantic ,

For something slow moving and sticky like fake maple syrup, a plastic bottle will let you squeeze the syrup out instead of waiting for it to slowly drip down to the nozzle.

Chocrates ,

You can warm the bottle to make is more viscous. Old plastic bottles would make me worried about micro plastic, but micro plastic is already in all the cells in my body so I should stop caring

QualifiedKitten ,

I think you mean less viscous? Isn’t more viscosity = more thickness?

Fades ,

Yeah exactly, what really makes it worth it are the microplastics!

NutWrench , in Front and Backflipping
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THIS is what “AI” will really be used for. Making bullshit*t.

NOPper ,

It IS stealing our jobs!

match ,
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LLMs are great at their task if you consider they were designed for bullshitting

TheLameSauce , in The fools!

Is this the bite of 87?

MHanak , in Front and Backflipping

Now do you recon: did freddy mercury eat mercury?

Fisch , in Get sticked
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This meme doesn’t make sense when the “mixtape” at the bottom is missing 😭

DannyBoy ,

It makes it sound like the stick operator has no idea what they’re doing.

Empricorn , in Loyalty

I really wish someone would create a “loud honky” brand mascot…

RadicalEagle ,

Guy Fieri?

Anyolduser ,

I came here for a sensible chuckle, not to have my fucking mind blown.

MeatPilot ,
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mortemtyrannis ,

The good ol Carolina Mop and Slop.

That’s not a euphemism.

Cryophilia ,

No one better fucking cancel Guy Fieri or so help me I will kick their ass six ways from Flavortown

HawlSera ,

They already made Guy Fieri bro

PhlubbaDubba , in Loyalty

Last time I saw white people get this fanatical over a black woman it was because she was handing them free minivans.

theyllneverfindmehere , in Keep honking!

Chevron seven, locked.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Stargate: S Goose-1

captain_aggravated ,
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Waterfowl, kri!

lengau ,

SHAL HONK NEMRON!

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Chevron seven, honk

crawancon , in heh

I do enjoy a good jaja

but normally just lol.

occasionally an lmao and rarely have I ever roflmao

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

heh

pantyhosewimp ,

Damn. You never sent in the ROFLcopter? Not even once?

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Huehue?

crawancon ,

grah! I forgot about huehue.

shalafi , in Loyalty

Is that an original tanker’s 1911?!

Carmakazi ,

It’s some Star model pistol, looks like a 1911 but not quite, and in 9mm.

themeatbridge ,

Are you able to read the stamp, or is there some other way you can tell?

Carmakazi ,

There’s some subtle differences in the frame shape and other things that I’m too dumb to articulate. The only marks I can see are import marks from “CAI” - Century International Arms, which would be strange to see on a USGI 1911.

I think this model is a Star BM, and surplus retailers were hocking these things for ~$250-300, about 6/7 years ago. I almost got one but decided against it.

shalafi , (edited )

Thanks! Except for the safety, it really looks like a WWII or earlier tanker’s sidearm. The shorter barrel, duck tail, hammer, wear and tear, grips, all that.

gunsinternational.com/…/1943-colt-m1911a1--45-acp…

Just noticed, no grip safety, thought the backstrap looked odd.

EDIT: You’re exactly right.

guns.com/…/star-surplus-bm-pistol,-made-in-spain,…

exanime , in Loyalty

Diabetes? Yes, that’s how it works… Once you have it they won’t be able to take her away from you

Freefall ,

Well Wilford my Brimley and call me a doctor…that there is liquid Dia-Beetus

samus12345 , in Half baked, like the original!
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Giarfield

ATDA ,

Goarfield

Ghyste , in Keep honking!

I love the bumper sticker but this is definitely something the asshole driving under the speed limit in the left lane with 20 people behind them would have on their car.

marcos ,

You’d get a ticket for honking at somebody driving slowly on the wrong lane in my city.

That’s not a good use of the device.

Signtist ,

Right? I love the sticker (minus the random capitalized words), but I’ve never been honked at in the 15+ years I’ve been driving. I feel like if people are honking at you, you’re probably not paying enough attention.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’ve been honked at multiple times by people who feel I am not going fast enough when I am driving a good 5 miles over the speed limit in town, but the drivers here are fucking awful.

jubilationtcornpone ,

Around here being honked at usually means, “Why are you not running that red light!? I would run it right now if you weren’t in front of me!! It just now turned red! You got AT LEAST another three seconds before you gotta worry about t-boning that Buick! C’mon! Why TF aren’t you going!?!?”

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. I’ve dealt with that one too. Along with “it’s been green for three microseconds and you’ve only barely rolled forward, you bastard!”

MonkRome ,

I mean if happen to be one of the dipshits looking at their cellphone when the light turns green you deserve the honks.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not talking about looking at my phone. I’m talking about the light turns green and I start moving immediately, but because I don’t peal out of there with the pedal to the floor, I’m going way too slow, so HONK HONK!

Confused_Emus ,

One of my favorites - I’m crossing the street as a pedestrian, a car waiting to turn is waiting for me to get across, and everyone behind them (who still have a clear view of me) are honking at them for not going.

The more they honk, the slower I walk.

BroBot9000 , in Loyalty
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Americans and their high fructose corn syrup addiction.

Pissnpink ,

It’s the cheapest sugar option in the us, so it goes in everything that’s not a “premium” brand, and even then it might still have it in there.

CraigeryTheKid ,

And products that “remove” it replace it with glucose-fructose, or sometimes even pure fructose, which hilariously shows both that companies don’t give a fuck, AND consumers are really stupid on average.

teamevil ,

Both things can be true.

Ghyste ,

American manufacturers. We’re stuck with what we get and that shit’s in everything.

Most anyone you’d ask here will tell you they prefer sugar and we’ll take that option whenever it’s available and not stupidly expensive.

Dozzi92 ,
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HFCS doesn’t kill people, it’s the cardiac diseases and cancers that do!

lugal , in Gardening

They were red and round, the leaves were green or were they blue? No, green for sure. You have to remember me, I was wearing the same hat last year! C’mon!

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