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Illuminostro , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

“Muh stonk price.”

arefx , in The soda and fries won't taste like this again

I remember burger king being better back then too it’s literally inedible now, McDonald’s and Wendy’s and still good though just not as cheap as they used to be. Fuck burger king it’s so bad.

TotalTrash ,

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks…

ArcaneSlime ,

Lmao what the fuck?! I only go because they send me “8pc chicken fries and a medium fry for $3” coupons in the mail, and that’s the only edible item (I swear they buy them from sysco and that’s why they’re ok lol). $15 they can go fist themselves!

librechad ,

Maybe this is just me but I used to LOVE fast food, my fat ass would DoorDash Dairy Queen almost everyday during the pandemic. Ended up gaining 50lbs after I had just reached my goal for losing 100lbs-120lbs. I’m 210 now but I miss being around 170. (used to be 300 a couple years ago)

I can say now that I don’t eat fast food or Doordash anymore mostly because I feel like I’m eating micro plastic fake meat (may not be entirely true but maybe you know what I mean)

far_university1990 ,

Quite the opposite in germany. BK has the better burgers and fries, but worse nuggets.

arefx ,

The nuggets in the US from BK might as well be made form plastic

TheControlled , in You are what you eat

Let’s all make fun of the way this person looks.

Rognaut ,

His head could dress up as SpongeBob for Halloween 🎃

Mordachai_Shedbacon ,

I bet I know the shape of his mom’s vagina

FilthyShrooms ,

That’s right, it goes in the square hole!

Rooty ,

This is obviously photoshopped.

Chickenstalker , in Lemmy feels so much more welcoming than R*ddit... And it's weird

You have a SM fetish.

Drusas , in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

Bezos is no longer relevant to Amazon making changes.

pseudonym ,

Umm yes, he’s the executive chair of the board ir.aboutamazon.com/…/default.aspx

EnderMB ,

It shows how ineffective Jassy is that hardly anyone outside of tech knows he’s been the CEO for 2 years.

rivr , in Live action on the fence this evening
@rivr@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly some bromance nutjob

FuryMaker , in Lemmy feels so much more welcoming than R*ddit... And it's weird

Except for the fact that I’m constantly reminded that I’m bad for not using Linux.

3laws ,

But but… you are? 🥺

We remind you cuz we care 🤗

Gurfaild ,

I’d like to interject for a moment and remind you that you’re bad for not calling it GNU/Linux.

amio ,

"Or GNU plus Linux, as I've taken to calling it" [self-satisfied smirk]

abbadon420 ,

“I use arch btw”

Goddamnit! Some guy in another comment here was making fun of reddit for having so many catchphrases that people seemed to throw out at every opportunity.

And now look at us!

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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I use Arch btw /s

NightAuthor ,

You’re using a FOSS application right now, helping it grow with your participation. As far as Linux goes, I think you’ve done your part if you’ve tried it or even just honestly considered it. Most don’t even go that far, and most really could use Linux without compromise for their 100% web browser computer use.

Ubermeisters ,

You couldn’t pay me enough to admit that around here yikes

-Sent from my Windows10 PC

uis ,
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You can install a fucking Gentoo on windows. Without WSL and any other virtualization.

Gamey ,

Don’t worry, once you do it goes on because you use the wrong kind of Linux or the wrong technology on it! ;)

moipe , in Lemmy feels so much more welcoming than R*ddit... And it's weird

Ooh look at me I’m a redditor “same poop knife story for 11 years” and how about some “and I also choose this guy’s dead wife for 7 years.” And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are “serving” you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?

Sharpiemarker ,

Something something broken arms.

klemptor ,

Colby, cumbox, swamps of degobah, doritos.

Captainvaqina ,

Tootsie roll

Sharpiemarker ,

Jolly ranchers?

Captainvaqina ,

Oops yea that’s what I meant

klemptor ,

Oh balls how did I forget jolly ranchers

Stache_ ,

Streetlamp LaMoose

abbadon420 ,

Botflies

Enigma ,

I hate that the good ones were forgotten. Ask a pedo, geraffe, grilled cheese vs melt. The guy who cut off and ate his dick.

radix ,
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Genuinely, what does this mean??

Enigma , (edited )

The better stories from Reddit. Everyone knows the most recent Reddit trend and the askreddits are filled with them. But the best stories are the ones from 10+ years ago.

Spanish Reddit is another classic that never gets mentioned. There’s a slew of them if you look at the old “What’s something people on Reddit should know about Reddit” askreddits.

radix ,
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What does “the better so tired from Reddit” mean? I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trolling me. What you said made no sense. I was on Reddit for a little while and don’t remember Spanish Reddit, poop knife, spooky, or Jesus ads.

Enigma ,

It was a typo lmao. I meant “stories”.

Idk how long you were on there, but I was there for about 13yrs. and the “inside jokes” can be a little overwhelming at times. The Jesus Ads were the “He Gets Us” ads everywhere, if you never saw one then you must have used a client that didn’t have ads like Apollo, or paid for no ads through other clients.

As for the stories I’m talking if about, they all happened over a decade ago. You’d have to specifically search for them nowadays because like I said, they never get mentioned in those “Reddit history” askreddit threads anymore. All the stories mentioned nowadays have happened in the last couple years. IIRC, even poop knife is only like 6 or 7 years old.

Also I’m calling them stories because idk what else to call them. Some are threads, others are comments.

Oh shit, Streetlamp leMoose was another one I forgot about. Damn, there were so many greats that have been lost to time. The Search and Rescue series on no sleep. Talking about it is bringing up more and more memories.

Cabrio ,

Please, lemmy has been a thing for all but a second and we already have beans, stroganoff, hexbear…

synae , in Humans be like
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Except don’t walk with rhythm or the sand worms will get ya

TheFerrango , in Finally my Teal'c cosplay will be screen accurate.

But why bear the emblem of the false god Apophis when you could we wearing the glorious insignia of Lord Ba’al?

Ubermeisters , in No plan

Can’t Stop Singing awkwardly large foot

reflex , in I was gonna make a celebration meme, but then it's not shitposting
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Ubermeisters ,

I’ve never wanted context less

teamevil , in Big Red Cock

They’re nasy

phario , (edited ) in And now Bezos is trying to insert ads everywhere

There was a prophetic podcast episode from the series Plain English a while back that I constantly think about.

In that episode the author describes how the internet is going through a revolution.

Basically 20 years ago, the internet was all about gaining numbers. Companies could operate at a loss if they got people signed up. Facebook, Google, YouTube, Uber, Deliveroo, etc. they were all about getting you in their mailing list or consumer list and who cares what happens then.

Now there’s an issue because that model is not profitable. In order to continue, all the internet is moving towards subscription.

In a sense, I don’t think of that as intrinsically bad. Patreon is a good example. The internet is now filled up with so much shit that people are willing to pay to filter it. So with Patreon, you pay a fee to support an artist to produce the content you want. That itself isn’t a bad idea.

Now that being said, a lot of “bad things” do emerge. The fact that you can no longer buy software like Adobe and it’s all subscription based. That’s shit. But that also inspired software alternatives like Affinity Designer.

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

I present to thee enshittification.

PP_BOY_ ,
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The fact that you can no longer buy software like Adobe and it’s all subscription based

100% the biggest factor in me deciding to buy Magix Vegas (formerly Sony Vegas) video editing software was because they still sold lifetime codes. Have I gotten $400 worth of value out of it? Fuck no. But I can use it whenever I want for as long as I want without worrying about whether or not I can afford it for the month.

XEAL ,

The you have companies like Filmora who tried to turn lifetime licenses into subscription ones…

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Ironically enough the only reason I bought Vegas in the first place was because of the changes to Wondershare

Ilovethebomb ,

Davinci Resolve is another great value editing program.

Kolanaki , in Humans be like
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

sits peacefully and watches you breathe while you sleep

ryannathans ,

Hot

Ryantific_theory ,

Always nice to know someone appreciates me.

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