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Obonga , in Machines don't know their place

I do not have this weakness. My computer is somewhat of a waifu already and once we have sex robots i want them to answer my request with “Yes daddy” and “I would love to, daddy”. Cringe all you want, the future is ours.

slurpeesoforion , in Forking heck

Mine is a knife from a different set than the others.

danc4498 , in Forking heck

Forks where the back half is heavier then the front half give me so much rage. Why my fork keep falling off my plate???

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

But it becomes perfectly balanced when your holding food in it

Llewellyn ,

But when it has food on it, you hold the fork in your hand and thus can ignore imbalance

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

a) why are you putting your fork down? Dinner is a race.

b) does your fork have a huge jeweled pomel? I can’t image a fork so imbalanced that you accidently place it such that it falls off the plate lol.

Llewellyn ,

Some forks have really “fancy” hand - thick and heavy.

Of course, it’s a small problem, but annoying one

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I kinda get it in concept. But I can’t imagine leaving enough of my fork hanging out past my plate that this would ever be a problem no matter how heavy-handled the fork.

Can I get a pic of how you rest your fork? 🤣

Imgonnatrythis , in Forking heck

I have a spoon that’s not weighted properly and it pisses me off.

baggins ,

Throw it in the garbage /lifehack

db2 , in Heh

www.myabandonware.com/game/…/play-44y

alquicksilver , in Forking heck
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For me, I had two sets of silverware and then two stray forks that I’d no clue from whence they came. Once I had them, though, every fork from the actual sets became the one I didn’t want to use.

THE_MASTERMIND , in Yo dawg, heard you like screenshots
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

He is really sad people stop it or make him happy from now .

eskimofry , in The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in the darkness :

You can actually see stuff because you catch up with photons that left earlier and I don’t think anybody will constantly zip around above the speed of light without taking breaks; to pee for example.

JoShmoe , in When mario snaps

Looking at his mouth, I can hear a really long, drawn out “Oh no”

Ezallaze , in taylor swift am i right

This story is so wrong ….cuzz the battle that ends with every 100th 1 eyed man is the battle with the last Macedonian Tzar Samoil….The son of the last Bulgarian Tzar actually was one of the Judas that betrayed Samoil before that battle.

AngryCommieKender , in Is the Lord even into this sorta thing?

Considering that he’s a god of War, that got popularity during the Bronze Age Collapse? Probably not.

I can’t imagine Khorn being all that into the playing of flutes.

axsyse , in Is the Lord even into this sorta thing?

She’s not even holding the flute right. I’m not sure the Lord will appreciate her fingerings

lars OP ,

Are those even her hands??

gandalf_der_12te , in You only get this one shot

Like, I believe it is as if you go rock climbing.

You can fall down, but you will only fall down 'till the next security net, or to the bottom, if there is none. Then you just try again.

bleistift2 , in Sad but true

G____GGG|G#_____G#_|G

Kushia , in reasonable
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Nobody should own a private (personal) jet.

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