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SaintWacko , in I will not be taking questions.

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

WarmSoda OP ,

That’s a good idea. Maybe a wood print. I like it.

SaintWacko ,

This is the one we have. I actually got it from their kickstarter years ago: cratestyle.com/products/no-338-toilet-paper-roll?…

mcqtom ,

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

SaintWacko ,

Wait… Do you not have your toilet paper just hanging in the air?

nickwitha_k , in Ironing

I, for one, do like to iron. I’d probably not like it if it was mandatory for all clothing though. What really has happened is societal changes leading to much more casual attire expectations (not that we could afford to dress like previous generations) alongside advancements in textile technology that have resulted in garments less likely to show wrinkles.

brbposting , in McCafé
JCreazy ,

I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?

brbposting ,

Be careful asking questions like that!!11

noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

Bitter cetacean ex

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don’t personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can’t find a source that I’m willing to actually link.

SkyezOpen ,

The issue is he posted a tweet about how the CIA was after him and then died very shortly after. He was such a wildcard that my personal conspiracy theory is that he made that announcement and faked his death just to stir shit up.

Also here’s how to remove McAfee from your computer, by the man himself. youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

No one should have to use xhamster.

roguetrick ,

They wouldn’t. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn’t kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

What makes you think that Epstein was killed?

JCreazy ,

What makes you think he wasn’t? His death was suspicious regardless.

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Occam’s Razor. There isn’t any evidence that he was murdered, so it makes sense to consider it a suicide.

RecluseRamble ,

Have you read anything about this? Multiple suicide attempts, eventually on suicide watch and every time CCTV fails, footage even gets deleted from automatic backup. This shit wouldn’t have made it into a movie, it’s too unbelievable.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

I think it’s exactly what you would write into a movie to make it clear to anyone paying even half attention that he was definitely murdered. It’s so unsubtle it makes me think it was almost a message - we can kill people this brazenly and it doesn’t even get investigated. We are untouchable.

nyctre ,

He was supposed to have a cellmate but didn’t have one that night. Guards were supposed to check in on him constantly but didn’t do it that night. The surveillance camera malfunctioned that night. He had broken bones in his neck that often break when you’re strangulated and rarely when hanging yourself.

You’re telling me that it’s more likely for these 4 events to happen at the same time than for someone rich and powerful to just pay a couple of people to have him killed?

Ilovethebomb ,

He had dirt on a lot of powerful people, and the circumstances around his death were extremely suspicious.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

roguetrick , in Lemmy is the best social media

Downpunxx has been banned from enough places for you guys to forget about him, but kbin refugees will never forget.

fuzzzerd ,

Former kbiner, but out of the loop on this one. What’s I miss?

roguetrick ,

He’s just a notorious genocide cheering guy. He got site banned from Lemmy.world but since kbin allowed you to keep replying locally and he would boost himself to be on the top of the conversation he’d be a general annoyance for us.

Hobbes_Dent , in I will not be taking questions.
CodexArcanum ,

Shrödinger’s Roll

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

It should be on a pivot so it always faces where youre pulling from

flambonkscious ,

Bastards incorporated!

Asidonhopo ,

Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn’t become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

CommissarVulpin ,

…Is your bathroom a swamp?

shalafi ,

LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

JCreazy ,

You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

Sotuanduso ,

I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

Captainvaqina ,

It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

itsgoodtobeawake ,

Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

null ,

Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

itsgoodtobeawake ,

Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.

null ,

Nothing magical about it. It’s simply, objectively superior.

Iapar ,

Cleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?

lone_faerie ,

If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?

Sotuanduso ,

I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

constantokra ,

If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They’re less than 30 bucks and they’ll fix it right up.

roguetrick ,

Being in the general vicinity of mold won’t give you a fungal infection unless you don’t wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Or anyone else’s for that matter.

roguetrick ,

Username does not check out.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

I don’t understand. How do you use toilet paper?

roguetrick ,

In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.

MystikIncarnate ,

I’m thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

IDK. I’m just some guy.

GBU_28 ,

If the bathroom and toilet are “dewy” the bad design falls on the house itself.

Asidonhopo ,

In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

MystikIncarnate ,

Oooh. That makes more sense.

In less humid/hot locations, this isn’t really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don’t have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

If you use the TP after that, you get what’s coming to you.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Heavy days?

MystikIncarnate ,

I’ve seen these. I know people who have them.

It’s a tp holder with space for extra rolls.

It’s made if wire and it sucks.

cows_are_underrated , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

The Moment i realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

Hotspur ,

Hahaha came here to say: this is some serious warhammer shit

IHateReddit , in I will not be taking questions.
MystikIncarnate ,

Booooooo.

OP is still right, but I hate what you’ve posted.

IHateReddit ,
MystikIncarnate ,

I like this one more.

SonicDeathTaco , in I will not be taking questions.

I see nothing that indicates that that is the front of the roll

henfredemars , in I will not be taking questions.

Sending this to my neurotic wife. It’s going to bother her now.

WarmSoda OP ,

Thank you. I’m glad I could help

kibiz0r , in I will not be taking questions.

Are we looking from the perspective of the user or the wall?

dev_null ,

Yeah, the illustration shows nothing, we don’t know which side is which anyway.

lowleveldata , in I will not be taking questions.

It makes sense when you consider that they don’t even have ball pens in the 19th century. People back then must be very stupid.

WarmSoda OP ,

Yes… Because the people that made everything we have today possible are… stupid. Right.

lowleveldata ,

Yes. Otherwise why would they register the wrong way of hanging toilet paper in the patent?

WarmSoda OP ,

Lol nicely done

iopq ,

They were very smart. Ball pens messed up my wrists. I was livid when I found out it takes no pressure to write with a fountain pen

Whatevster , in I will not be taking questions.
@Whatevster@lemmy.today avatar

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

HocEnimVeni ,
@HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world avatar

Farmers almanac.

shalafi ,

Sears catalog and corn cobs. No lie.

WarmSoda OP ,

Smart. One for the front, and one for the back.

Toes ,

A rag on a stick, frequent trips to the river, their left hand, nothing at all and the three seashells. We’re some other options.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

We’ve still got a few years until the three seashells take over and Taco Bell wins the franchise wars.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I dunno, but it probably involved slaves.

blarth ,

This post sent me down a rabbit hole.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene

The funniest one is the Japanese “chuugi”, translated to “shit stick”.

WarmSoda OP ,

As absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it’s important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it’s advanced beyond shit sticks.

MystikIncarnate ,

Imagine getting an asshole splinter?

WarmSoda OP ,

No. No I will not imagine that, thank you very much. Kittens are cute. Kittens are cute.

oatscoop ,

Various other things like leaves, rags, sponges, or leftover paper. Failing that a bare hand works: manners dictating you wash it after.

Some cultural hangups on the left hand being “unclean” stem from those cultures using that hand for hygienic reasons.

fl42v , in Lemmy is the best social media

As a Russian bot, I’m deeply offended

greywolf0x1 ,

same here, i really hate all this neo-liberal drivel about how everything they don’t like is a CCP/Kremlin sponsored propoganda

Corkyskog , in Ironing

On a tangent… Why are we still wearing ties? Buttons exist and are already included 95% of the time.

Poop ,

Tie haters unite!

Malfeasant ,

Dyslexics untie!

aesthelete ,

We’ve got a collective fetish for being lightly choked all day while in an air conditioned space and attending meetings about “north star visions”.

grrgyle ,

I thought they were there to cover the unsightly and promiscuous buttons

xe3 ,

Slutty Little Tramps

realitista ,

As a chubby middle aged sales guy who remembers when we used to wear suits, I miss them because a suit and tie is about the best thing you can wear as a chubby guy to look good.

quoll , in Rock Eagle Flag
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repeal the 2nd amendment

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