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UraniumBlazer , in my favorite flavor! what's yours?

DICK CHEESE

Michael-Starr851 ,
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Yeah but I only like the flavor of blonde.

UraniumBlazer ,

*blonde dick cheese

Asudox , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
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That’s news to me. Everyone here murders people, I thought it was legal everywhere! I mean, you just kill people, not that big of a deal.

/s

mechoman444 , in Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad

Fox pass. O wait… Nevermind.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
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“Sorry, ma’am, we’re gonna need to see the pass for your fox here before we let you through.”

ciko22i3 , in new adaptor just dropped
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You could use it if you had another one with a female headphone jack. You could play your music to a speaker in another room if you have Ethernet in both rooms. Copper is copper.

EatSleepBatheRepeat ,

I’ve done this. I’ve made speaker wire to ethernet adaptors to connect speakers in a different room through the walls to an amp. Feels and probably is so wrong.

Ilovethebomb ,

It really depends how much power you put through the cable, ethernet is something like 0.2 mm2 per core. You’d definitely want to double up cores.

sethboy66 ,

Hell, 10/100base-t only uses four wires so you could run internet through a 4-pole 3.5; though YMMV depending on the particular 3.5mm's specs. I don't know if drivers would be a problem, but perhaps a 4-pole 3.5 to USB would be handy.

Easy AliExpress purchase

Inductor ,

While, as you said, both wires will conduct electricity just fine, they will have different AC impedance.

I would guess this wouldn’t make much of a difference if you go Audio->Ethernet->Audio, since sound is at fairly low frequencies. But Ethernet->Audio->Ethernet might have problems with really high data rates, like GiB/s.

spudwart , in The citrus gives it corrosive damage too

A Lemon-nade if you will.

xusontha OP ,

Stop being smarter than me

atx_aquarian ,
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And “grenade” means “cherry”, so it’s basically a cherry lemonade!

Hegar , in … da fuck?
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In my experience all lakes are alcohol and drug abuse lakes.

Emerald ,

Waah I’m so sad I don’t get a spot in your little alcohol and drug abuse lake.

All lakes are alcohol and drug abuse lakes!

OurTragicUniverse , in The citrus gives it corrosive damage too
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Blowing up my life with lemons, brb

xusontha OP ,

Go out with a hint of lemony freshness

zeppo , in I am become Spaghet, Saucer of Ravioli
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Sauce?

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  • Vandals_handle ,
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    Weak sauce

    jaybone ,

    They should have put a jar of sauce on that front mouth cap.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech , in Apparently, it's not a gaggle.

    If only workers’ unions were so widespread and powerful as HOAs…

    MargotRobbie ,

    I want to talk to your manager… about workers’ rights!

    thorbot , in A hole for a hole

    Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

    Sheeple ,
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    Second human here. As a Germaphobe, these people are vile.

    Rai ,

    I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

    I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

    radix ,
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    I don’t think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here’s one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don’t wipe them down.

    Rai ,

    My friends think I’m strange for my Outside Pants/Inside Pants stuff. I’ve always been like this, coming from a family with medical careers.

    Phones are absolutely dirty, especially cuz I always use mine while I poop! Luckily, with a bidet, wiping isn’t as gross as it used to be.

    radix ,
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    My family isn’t medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don’t have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.

    Rai ,

    You monsters.

    Rai ,

    I can’t imagine wearing shoes indoors. But I live in frozen tundra of wet so that definitely contributes.

    Zellith ,

    Ass tastes like ass.. why would anyone eat it?

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  • deranger ,

    Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

    I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

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  • deranger , (edited )

    I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

    Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

    Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

    ThePantser ,
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    Hope they showered immediately before sex because any fart gas is gonna find it’s way to the genitals and if you perform oral it’s gonna have E. coli.

    deranger ,

    That’s not how farts work. You should not find E. coli on a labia culture. We do shower pretty much all the time before sex, so that’s a moot point.

    Why are you riding my ass for something I personally find dirty - you can do whatever you want. It’s just not for me.

    1847953620 ,

    That’s what I used to say. Then I got 2 very kinky partners and, well, bottoms up.

    Bgugi ,
    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.

    1847953620 ,

    You have issues, then.

    kalkulat ,
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    STD’s love this approach.

    Zellith ,

    " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still.. its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

    TALL421 ,
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    Adding to the list of sane people. Hi its me and my gf

    Steve ,

    I don’t even like looking at it!

    HakFoo , in Do it for your own reason.

    My fitness goals are:

    • Get to <80kg
    • holds up manhwa volume Him.
    daellat ,

    Yo just saying that first goal is easier to achieve in the kitchen than in the gym. It’s not the first time you heard it probably but I recently lost some weight to be back to 70kg without any exercise, just watched my intake for a while mostly just cutting on alcohol and high sugar stuff tbh.

    ryannathans ,

    Increasing muscle increases metabolism, makes you burn fat faster. Do both

    Moc ,

    Both work. But going to the gym also means you start on your next goal much sooner— build muscle.

    HakFoo ,

    I know; I’m down almost 20kg over the last couple years by cutting out snacks and caloric drinks and portion control.

    expatriado , in Come on, be considerate.

    nah, alligators know better to rip the meat first, swim along without remorse

    ShitOnABrick , in A controversial tier list
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    VikingHippie ,

    In water, milk or Dr Pepper?

    ShitOnABrick ,
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    Oh no

    BreadOven ,

    All of the above.

    H2207 ,
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    Forbidden colgate

    BreadOven ,

    Not as forbidden as some other forbidden foods haha.

    Supervriendje , in sixty and ninety are often confused due to their similarity. If you mean both of them, then simply say 'sinety'!

    I would just say 150 if I meant both…

    swnt OP ,
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    I don’t mean 60+90 but instead “60 or 90, both goes”

    RedIce25 , in Peaches
    thorbot ,

    Bowser is a chubby chaser and there’s no shame in that!

    AI_toothbrush ,

    What did i just watch

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