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BurningTurtle , in Mood
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Have been waiting for oceangate season 2 for some time now.

Krono ,

Someone please bribe the Supreme Court with a free ocean submersible ride

TheDeepState , in Casual reminder

I’m voting for Joe!

samus12345 ,
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I’m voting for Not Trump!

GiddyGap ,

I’m voting for Joe and against Trump.

suction ,

So brave

samus12345 ,
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I’m not sure what point this snark is supposed to be making, but okay.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices , in Measurements
  • breathes heavily in Tarantino *
pastermil , in Mood

touché

HEXN3T , in President 360 No Scope...
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But remember, if you do drugs, you go to hell and fucking die

Yurgenst , in They're probably unrelated.

Rookie numbers

Assman , in Can't wait to see what happens next
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“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”

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Bakkoda ,

To be fair, it’s really hard to read signs when you’re on the receiving end of a Roman helmet.

Palerider ,
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It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

Diplomjodler3 , in Can't wait to see what happens next

If this was the craziest we have to deal with right now, I would be so happy.

wreckedcarzz , in Can't wait to see what happens next
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Well you know what that means

unzip

SlippiHUD , in Tripping
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I remember this book, I don’t remember microdosing, but I’m pretty sure the dinosaur hatched from a chicken egg.

someguy3 ,

Was it his pet?

SlippiHUD ,
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I think it started out that way but eventually they took the dinosaur to a museum because they couldn’t do it on their own. It was a children’s book I probably read 30 years ago.

lugal ,

A museum has many dinosaurs he can play with. That’s so cute that he gets to live with his relatives, all the other living… waiting something is wrong, something is very wrong…

NOOOO!!! DON’T GO THERE!!! ISN’T A TRAP!!!

einlander ,
Odo ,

Not sure about OP, but it reminds me of The Enormous Egg.

einlander , (edited )

That book looks so familiar.

Th3D3k0y ,

I know this guy from Dinotopia series.

Seleni ,

There was a book like that, but this illustration is from a calendar James Gurney did.

brown567 , in Pride

His Linux, we have very strong clashing opinions on Bluetooth management software

PenisWenisGenius , (edited )

My “very strong clashing opinion” is that in my entire Linux “career” I’ve only ever seen Bluetooth work like once and that was on a pi knockoff that was loaded with who knows what kind of junk from the manufacturers website. I could barely believe my eyes. Bluetooth on Linux that I didn’t even have to work really hard for. So it CAN work after all.

Im not saying Bluetooth works any more reliably on other stuff though. Windows, my car, the ipod I had as a kid, every Bluetooth speaker half the time, it’s always shit.

ssj2marx , in Casual reminder

Ah yes, another fantastic reason to vote for Claudia De la Cruz in this upcoming election.

The Germans in 1932 all voted for the “realistic” liberal candidate, Hindenberg, and he went ahead and appointed Hitler as chancellor anyway. The only option to prevent the Nazis from rising to power was the communists, which is of course why the Nazis killed all the communists the first chance they got (with the help of the social democrats - don’t trust the squad is what I’m saying).

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Are you saying Biden will make Trump president?

ssj2marx ,

Since Biden has done nothing to curb the radical conservative takeover of the Supreme Court, he doesn’t have to. The GOP has all the undemocratic institutional power they could ever ask for.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Ah yes, another fantastic reason to vote for Claudia De la Cruz in this upcoming election. The Germans in 1932 all voted for the “realistic” liberal candidate, Hindenberg, and he went ahead and appointed Hitler as chancellor anyway. The only option to prevent the Nazis from rising to power was the communists, which is of course why the Nazis killed all the communists the first chance they got (with the help of the social democrats - don’t trust the squad is what I’m saying).

Since Biden has done nothing to curb the radical conservative takeover of the Supreme Court, he doesn’t have to. The GOP has all the undemocratic institutional power they could ever ask for.

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ssj2marx ,

voting for liberals to keep the fascists out doesn’t work

our current system has already shown the tendency for liberals to let fascists into prominent positions of power

in the historical example, the Germans could have saved their country by voting for communists, therefore I advocate voting for communists in the present day

is that simple enough for you to understand?

foreverandaday ,
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Will also be voting for her, insane how many people think voting for a genocide enabler is a perfectly reasonable thing

boatsnhos931 , in Mood

Sounds like you might need to touch an assault rifle and some fmj .223 or .308 playboy/girl

Track_Shovel OP ,

Why? We don’t have feral hogs here.

boatsnhos931 ,

You are right, thoughts and prayers are probably more your style.

boatsnhos931 , in Casual reminder

Who’s Hitler lol no cap fr fr deadass tho

irreticent ,
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Jenkins’ brother.

boatsnhos931 ,

Leroy is my cuzin

Naz ,

Bro, I can’t believe how that happened. They erased Jenkins from the timeline and somehow history was completely unaffected, because his brother became Fuhrer. Like what the shit

Aggravationstation , in Can't wait to see what happens next

They cropped off the part that says “Anal or vaginal penetration only.”

toomanypancakes ,
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Makes good sense, it’s way harder to read while sucking dick

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