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creditCrazy , in Diet
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It’s called the see food diet

t_berium , in Man-made horrors
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I think it’s beautiful.

Lemming421 , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
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I’ll take a personal day. Maybe I’ll watch, maybe I’ll just slob on the sofa, we’ll see…

JoShmoe , in Well this aged like fine fine milk.

I wish they had debated. I really wish I saw a debate.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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maynarkh , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?

Do we have insurance for that?

Aurenkin ,

Hmm, mine specifically excludes acts of Astraios

smuuthbrane , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
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I’m busy that day.

originalucifer , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
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technically, they wont collide. theyll kinda pass through each other

space is very big

themeatbridge ,

Yeah, we probably won’t even notice, even if we hadn’t been extinct for millions of years.

sentient_loom OP ,
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That’s just the kind of lax attitude that might get us extinct

sentient_loom OP ,
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yeah good luck with that. I’m taking an umbrella to work just in case.

boatsnhos931 , in To all you outside of the US...

Hey Everyone! That was just a funny joke, haha parody…you know how we do! Real debate next month haha

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maxinstuff , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?
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Winchester? 🤷‍♂️

Aurenkin ,

Have a nice cold pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

rsuri , in To all you outside of the US...

The crazy thing is everything up to this point was so much better. They’d show biden waiving at “nobody” and then they’d zoom out and there’s someone standing there. Or he’d say “president of Mexico” when he meant to say “president of Egypt”. But then last night was like nonstop fail. It’s the perfect nightmare scenario because now everyone can say “You shoulda seen it sooner!” but really, we couldn’t.

stabby_cicada ,

Sounds like an excuse.

What I mean is: it sounds like his handlers kept making excuses and you kept accepting them because you wanted to believe them.

I know, I’m frustrated too. I dismissed the Alex Jones Fox News crowd because they were known liars, they’d lied to us for decades, and this really did seem like standard conservative projection to deflect from their candidates’ obvious mental issues.

Hate to admit it. But the conservatives were right and we were wrong.

mhague ,

I don’t see how what conservatives say has to do with reality.

Biden has been “senile” and “too old” for years now, during which time we’ve had a functioning Biden administration.

The Trump admin was limp, chronically understaffed, weak, ineffectual. That’s what they’re pretending is better than Biden. Conservatives don’t even care about senility so if you hear them rag on Biden and think they’re right, you’re not understanding what they’re really saying.

DogWater ,

Don’t make the mistake of thinking the 1st trump term will be like the second if he wins. This time people are prepared and have a playbook to do as much damage as possible. Google project 2025.

justaderp ,

We’ve seen this before with Reagan. We took the military industrial complex to the next level. If history repeats with banks deregulated as they are now… It won’t matter one fucking bit, really. It’s not very important whom they choose to front their cons. No President can save us, or would want to. Our oppressor is not our savior.

brucethemoose ,

No, plenty of nonpartisan and even liberal people were yelling this too. I had no illusions of Biden’s age.

America is not just two internet echo chambers… even if it feels like it right now.

Psionicsickness , in Justice for our boy

Please tell me you have the original of that Jeff Bridges Repub Jesus somewhere!?

PenisWenisGenius , in What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?

I’m going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn’t put in my request soon enough, I’m fucking done.

It’s still iffy on of they’re going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.

froh42 ,

Oh man, you should ALSO have taken off 1.1.1970 (IIRC) to get that day off.

abbadon420 ,

I love it! I’m definitely going to do that, first thing monday morning. Better nate than lever.

MapleEngineer , in Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
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I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didn’t really seem to know her way around a blowjob. I’m getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.

wesker ,
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MapleEngineer ,
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I read that Gordon Ramsey does the same thing.

kautau ,

Wait he cucks or he is the cuck

Edit: Either way now I want a TV show where Gordon berates people for being bad at fucking his wife

MapleEngineer ,
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No, Gordon writes essays to give to people about how he likes to get head.

match ,
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Condom? It’s fucking RAW!

dactylotheca ,
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STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
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The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

MapleEngineer ,
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He wants to watch and participate. Not cucking.

Croquette ,

Sex shouldn’t be this weird thing we make it out to be.

If everyone is comfortable with this proposition, then go for it. It’s not for everyone, but in this case, there is no shame and no hiding. OP even communicated in advance what are his limits.

GBU_28 ,

Huh? It’s not my jam but in their story everyone seems to know what’s going on and consented. What’s wrong with that?

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,
midnight_puker ,
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Misney makes 'em pay!

thekidxp ,

It’s weird seeing misney in the wild

match ,
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Some of the best head I ever had was from someone who liked encouragement play and I just monologued what I liked about what they were doing the whole time till I came.

MapleEngineer ,
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That’s awesome. I have Asperger’s and always ask, “Teach me what you like. Show me how you get off.” then, “Do you like this? Do you like this? More or less? Do you like this here?” If they can teach me what they like I will do it and variations on the theme.

One thing that I think really benefited my technique was watching my wife and an old fuck buddy of mine go down on each other. I noticed that they both did the same thing so I tried it to very positive reviews.

Stalinwolf , in Check this shit out
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This was always the silenced PP7 for me.

Omgboom , in Check this shit out

You know I keep that thang on me

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