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Revan343 , in Diet

Fat floats, so that shouldn’t be too difficult

clark , in Check this shit out
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Oh yeah. This is the good stuff.

jbk , in Diet

comedy heaven?

nicknonya , in Check this shit out
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aw fuck yea stick gun

mrfriki , in Check this shit out

That’s some high quality stick you have there my man.

the_beber , in the election debate the good ending

Love wins

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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Rammmm ranch 16 naked cowboys

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Man-made horrors

I think they are cute.

awwwyissss , in Truly.

Why am I seeing a post from lemmy.ml? I have it blocked. Anyone know a way to actually block it?

theyCallMePhlegm ,

The post is to lemmy.world but the user is from lemmy.ml I don’t know of a way to block an entire domain of users just block individual users.

awwwyissss ,

Ok, thanks. So I guess it’s not possible to actually block problematic instances on Lemmy. Maybe time to just switch to an instance that blocks lemmy.ml

motor_spirit , in Check this shit out

Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this…

I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Somebody reposted my stick? I feel famous.

motor_spirit ,
OldManBOMBIN OP ,

Nice. Thanks.

corus_kt ,

Hundreds of people worldwide admiring your stick right now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MadBob , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

What part of “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” isn’t clear? You’ve got to do it!

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Bang a rang

ouRKaoS , in Check this shit out

There are 3 types of perfect sticks:

  • Super straight
  • Shaped like another thing
  • Big stick / small dog combo
the_toast_is_gone , in Who's better at golf trump or biden.

I have an idea for a debate. These two go to a golf course determined by a neutral third party (like, I dunno, make the Libertarian party agree on something for once in their lives) for a 9 hole game (18 holes probably wouldn’t work in the TikTok world). Eight topics, and then a concluding statement. On the first hole, they make their introductory statements between shots. They start with the same amount of time, but after that, they get more time to articulate their points based on how well they did on the last hole. After all the golfing is done, that’s when they deliver their concluding statements, again getting time based on how well they did.

Let’s settle the question of who the better golfer is once and for all.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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Nah fuck the politics. Let’s just watch these two senile old men play golf who ever wins becomes president

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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It seems you just want to watch them fuck and I’m okay with that.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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I wanna watch some golf

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What about one of them putting their balls in the other’s holes?

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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Hmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

Ilovethebomb ,

How funny would it be if Trump lost on his own course?

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
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Sleepy biden 💤💤💤💤💤💤 nememene 💤💤💤💤💤💤 nememene 💤💤💤💤💤💤 🥱😌 a uh I uh a hmm? Hairy legs turn blonde uh ah Medicare um Medicare yeah uh yeah

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Rustmilian ,
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How funny would it be if they both lost and we voted 3rd party?

Ilovethebomb ,

Dreams are free.

I’m just glad we have an MMP system here.

AA5B ,

Sort of like a biathlon: after the candidates get out of breath taking leaps from reality, see if they can swing a club

jaybone , in Truly.

Checkmate atheists.

McLoud , in Check this shit out

9 mm Luger semi knotomatic!

snek , in the election debate the good ending
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Seeing them both together after hardly being able to watch the debate has made my day considerably worse.

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