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cley_faye , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Because some people think that getting high as a kite is a suitable way to not be depressed.

Sterile_Technique , in Rock Eagle Flag
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The only way to stop a bad kindergartner with a gun, is with a good kindergartner with a gun.

Toes ,
Fedizen , in an empty cask, all alone

he’s created the ultimate mad max vehicle, unfortunately in Mad Max all the billionaires were eaten first

Sanctus ,
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I’m pretty sure most of the rich and powerful that survived became warlords or gang leaders in Mad Max.

Fedizen ,

Bezos, maybe, but you think Gates, Buffet, Elon would become warlords?

Sanctus ,
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For a fun hypothetical, I think this about each:

Bezos: Pushed the button on society ending himself, instead of mocking as king of a new society instantly became the biggest warlord in the states.

Gates: realized he was too old to play warlord. Forfeited his fiefdom to be advisor to Lord Bezos.

Buffet: Tried to keep some society going Vault Tech style. Waterchip breaks barely a generation later and they’re forced out into the wastes.

Elon: was gloating at Twitter HQ when it all went down. His visa employees took turns stabbing him with ballpoint pens immediately.

pelletbucket , in It's basic science

blue Powerade is the king of Ades.

hactar42 ,

Blue Powerade slushy from Sonic on a hot summer day is the GOAT

Dozzi92 ,
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Marine Corps beat that into me. We had two options for drinks at the chow hall in boot camp: water or blue Powerade. No milks no juices no sodas no red Powerade. Only blue Powerade. It’s the only one I’ll drink anymore, the rest serve no purpose.

pelletbucket ,

they don’t even make the drink mix for it anymore. if I want to buy it I have to pay full price. in college, 50/50 blue Powerade and Sprite was my go-to

rapist1 ,

Yes, and much better than Aids. Pronounced the same but very different

pelletbucket ,

aids is a great way to lose weight though

onion , in Rock Eagle Flag

“Australia Had a Mass-Shooting Problem. Here’s How it Stopped” by Wendover Productions: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0aGGOK4kAM

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in He remains at large
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Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?

cmbabul , in Lol. Lmao, even.

I mean yeah

ObstreperousCanadian , in Rock Eagle Flag
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America loves their school shootings. If they didn’t, they would’ve done something about it by now.

benignintervention , in Lol. Lmao, even.

Thank you for representing me

Donebrach , in He remains at large
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Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?

Mouselemming , in Rock Eagle Flag

Yes, it’s horrible the gun situation in the US.

But knowing how to stop someone bleeding to death can be useful in other dystopian situations as well. Like industrial accidents from bad management and OSHA/child-labor violations. Or non-gun injuries from abusive adults.

Or just stupid stuff that kids and/or adults do to maim themselves, like avocado knife injuries.

Don’t knock the first aid training.

Do go after the guns.

aesthelete ,

Like industrial accidents from bad management and OSHA/child-labor violations.

Yes, which certainly we’d expect a kindergartener to encounter. /s

If you have a situation in your country where you’re regularly expecting kindergartners to perform first aid, you’ve failed them before you’ve even kicked off the lesson.

Mouselemming ,

Rather than me copypasting a link, you Google

“Child labor slaughterhouses”

and pick a news source that works for you. (Because NYT works for me but might give you a paywall, whereas CNN pops up a bunch of irritating ads for me, for instance.)

aesthelete ,

The problem is the slaughterhouses hiring children, not that the children working there can’t moonlight as EMTs. 🤦

Mouselemming ,

It was actually cleaning companies that worked after hour and used children in cleaning slaughterhouses. Which is of course terrible and dangerous. (Slightly less traumatic than actually killing the animals but still inexcusable.)

I’m not recommending it. It was what I was referring to as dystopian.

But even in my childish '60s childhood there was a bicycle accident where knowing something to do about stopping bleeding would have helped both the other kid and me.

Having been in life-or-death medical situations since then, it’s a lot less mentally traumatic if you know something you can do and focus on trying to do it right, instead of trying to figure out from scratch what if anything you could do.

aesthelete ,

Dude we’re discussing kindergartners.

A kindergartener having to even be in high trauma situations in the first place is a societal failing, and one that probably shouldn’t be papered over by giving them first aid training but instead be handled by addressing the reasons why you’re putting so many kindergarteners in traumatic situations in the first place.

Edit: I can see the case for this type of training in young adulthood, but kindergartners? GTFOH

Mouselemming ,

Obviously society is broken, and guns are doing a lot of the breaking. The people teaching these classes agree about that as well. But they’re not in a position to fix that. They’re trying to use the skills they have to mitigate one part of the fuckedness. Maybe two parts: a kindergartner could perhaps save their friend’s life one day, and in the meantime they’re already having justified nightmares about shootings, so maybe the lesson will let them turn those dreamstories in a slightly better direction.

someguy3 , in "Groundhog Day Reloaded"

Tom Cruise did find true love.

TropicalDingdong , in I don't know about those shorts, either.

I can’t tell of thats a 3% or a 5% bandana.

He doesn’t look nation of islam…

tacosanonymous ,

5% What does it signify?

WarmSoda OP ,

That’s a new one for me, too. Never heard of it before.

nul ,

Did some Googling. Apparently it’s nutritional supplements:

5percentnutrition.com

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Dudes going to need them. To maintain his size, and that guy needs more than a handcart.

Matty_r ,
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100% natty bro

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

Natty lite

nl4real , in Starter Guide

5 Years is old

As someone who’s been on YT since 2007, that’s cute.

herrcaptain , in Lol. Lmao, even.

I mean, Absurdism can (to a degree) take you from depressed to content. It obviously can’t help with the actual chemical imbalance sort of depression that drugs can fix, but it sure can help with that good ol’ existential dread.

It’s been a staple of my mental health for decades, though the drugs certainly help. SSRI’s for me, but whatever works for you.

TLDR: Absurdism is good and drugs are good too.

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