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Vilian , in Guess I'll die

just…get out of USA?

TseseJuer ,

holy shit you solved the problem at hand. congratulations

somethingsnappy ,

Here I come Norway!!! With my parents that could no longer receive social security or pensions. I do have some marketable skills, but 200 million or so of us are going to need a BIG safety net.

Haquer ,

Because it is just that easy, I should have thought of this.

Siegfried , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

I’m feeling so ukgo? right now

AlmightySnoo , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

I oscillate between heippy and mack tbf

fjordo , in Wake up.

I wish I could. I’d love nothing more than to leave this all behind.

ThatFembyWho ,

Maybe you’d wake up to something worse, like the Matrix, an apocalyptic wasteland with humans grown as energy source…

MightyGalhupo ,

Honestly yea that’s something I never understood in matrix. Like just give me superpowers in the simulation and I’ll gladly go sit in a pod for the rest of my life

affiliate ,

the setting would have much to be desired but at least you’d get to be keanu reeves

Jimbo , in life
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

And during that fuck up your brain isn’t even fully developed and the people giving you advice may or may not know know what they’re talking about

Buffaloaf ,

Yep, anyways back to paying those student loans

redballooon ,

But if you fuck it up, you’ll always have someone coming back with a ‘told you so’.

unreachable , in Just sayin'...
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

history repeats itself

flambonkscious ,

Historouborous

Gosh, I nearly got stuck in a loop working that…

meyotch ,

It’s really fun to say once you get the hang of it.

modifier , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

I might as well be named Boemgg.

griefreeze , in tired of everything being about america

Maybe try winning a couple of world wars, euro-poor 😎

/s

SuckMyWang ,

Couple?

Land_Strider ,
pipe01 ,

What did Murcia do to you?

nutandcross ,

Forced him to stop gassing kids

xusontha , in Wake up.

No

Zink , (edited ) in life
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

LEV already please and thanks

Edit: it’s longevity escape velocity I definitely shouldn’t abbreviate it

surewhynotlem ,

You and me both

Jimmycrackcrack ,

What’s LEV?

robotica ,

They clearly mean the currency of Bulgaria

jcg ,

The preferred currency when accidentally buying a horse

VikingHippie ,

Rather than stealing one like most horse owners did?

HerbalGamer ,

No no, rather than renting it for 50 minutes because the horse needs a break.

Valmond ,

Could be Longevity Escape Velocity.

The theory that in one point in time, science will help us live longer say a couple of years, and during that time, science will find out how to make us live some more years etc until we can live how long time we want to.

Some people think we’re already there BTW.

Zink ,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Yeah, maybe I shoulda clarified :/

Valmond ,

So was it that you meant :-D ?

Zink ,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Ye

Valmond ,

So where do people interested in longevity hang out?

I’m a longtime fan, but with the exception to a discord for a while, it seems people are not very interested.

Zink ,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

Beats me. r/longevity was the largest group I found, but I don’t frequent there any more for rather obvious reasons.

Valmond ,

Yeah it wasn’t exactly brilliant on Reddit and people have the weirdest repulsion towards longevity. Sigh.

Zink ,
@Zink@pawb.social avatar

I really don’t get the debate against even just living longer…

The point of longevity isn’t to have a rambling grape, it’s to have people stay in their prime for significantly longer time. This means anything you could want to do then would be avaliable. With optimal mind too, imagine the spike in development of technology. Maybe the singularity or something, and all of a sudden anything anyone imagines can be done. It’ll be a world of dreams, and surely dreams can’t get boring, right?

Valmond ,

Exactly!

It’s so infuriating, it’s like people have some brain-fog or irrational fear for “living well”…

Okay you have cancer, you are dying in 3 years, except if you take this pill.

-“Ok! Gimme!!”

Here is a pill that will make you look younger, but will take away 3 years of your life.

-“Oh yes please gimme right away!!”

But roll back effects of old age? Oh no… what a horror, right.

Omgarm ,

Please explain abbreviations that aren’t universally known.

VikingHippie ,

Let Everyone Vote? Lemmy Electric Vehicles? Lose Every Ventricle?

Meowoem ,

Life Evacuation Valve, he’s saying we should all get one installed

VikingHippie ,

No thanks, I’m still holding out for the cybernetic forehead penis.

shalafi ,

the basic monetary unit of Bulgaria, equal to 100 stotinki.

VikingHippie ,

I’ll give them 69 stotinki and that’s it!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Just sayin'...
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

All these memes have happened before. And all of them will happen again.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not AI?

Feirdro ,

Seems like it.

thisbenzingring ,
hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, the roarin’ 20s were really memey: www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-43783521

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

So say we all

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

By your comm… I mean so say we all.

andthenthreemore ,
@andthenthreemore@startrek.website avatar

all along the watchtower starts to play

TheRealKuni , in yes, give me your sympathy, tell me that this is the depression speaking, it will only make me feel more sad about myself and less likely to do anything to fix it

What is the most important step a person can take?

It is the next step. Always the next step.

If I pretend I haven’t done bad things, it means I cannot have grown to become a better person.

Journey before destination. It cannot be a journey if it doesn’t have a beginning.

I will take responsibility for the things I have done. If I must fall, I will rise each time a better man.

(Adapted from The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson. If you, like me, struggle with depression, I heartily recommend the series. This bit above isn’t from the character who most resonates with me, but another whose name I won’t put here to avoid spoilers. But Kaladin, one of the main characters and the primary focus of the first book, The Way of Kings, is one of the best examples of a character with major depressive disorder I’ve ever read. The kind that isn’t just fixed when things go well. The kind that is a lifelong struggle with the darkness. But it is such a beautifully crafted story and makes me feel so many feelings. Give it a read/listen, your local library probably has the audiobook if that’s your jam and you can listen on your phone.)

hactar42 , in You are my sunshine

I was singing to my daughter when she was around that age and told me to stop singing. I asked why and she told me, because you can’t

MNByChoice ,

3 year olds are brutal. Sweet and innocent, with opinions based on little, and zero tact.

volvoxvsmarla ,

My two year old’s best friend is a three year old… Jfc it’s like watching innocence and insanity play together. I love her friend but damn she’s brutal. While my girl is still a bit too small to be hurt or angry about mistreatment and lets so much slide. And in a year my forgiving two year old will be this intimidating mess.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My mother didn’t even bother singing to me. She knew better. She’s almost completely tone deaf.

21Cabbage , in New AI emotional spectrum just dropped

Feeling pretty mack right now.

Master , in You are my sunshine

Forcing my fetus to listen to cbat. Fuck you little shit. You going to hate me, ill give you something to hate me for!

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I read this as “listen to chat” and decided that twitch has gone too far

Skates ,

Fetus listens to TTS, but I abort every time chat talks about Logan Paul

Add a thumbnail of a cut-through, sad looking Logan Paul, a dead baby, the streamer face-palming and the LOL emote. Easy 20 million views

I_Fart_Glitter ,

This is as inhumane as it is inappropriate.

Fraylor ,

Fucking cbat. Lmao

ArmokGoB ,

Your child will grow up to be a sad clown.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s baby making music.

qarbone ,

Ah, new prologue to “Making a Murderer” just dropt

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