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GregorTacTac , in Starter Guide
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steal_your_face ,
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Masterpiece

cannedtuna ,

Love that one of the top comments is about this meme being how people found the video. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/db7c0bef-6d90-46ff-9c00-429552ce67f9.png

nl4real ,

To be fair, it’s certainly in the spirit of old YT.

pyre ,

“8 years ago”

holy shit it took me three years to click that link? no wonder I’m getting my ass kicked in overwatch

BackOnMyBS , in *for 1 week's worth of groceries but yea..
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I agree. His 34 felonies are nothing compared to the damage he caused as President when COVID hit, leading to the inflation we are feeling today. Economists were warning us before COVID. In his first 2 years, Trump boosted the economy by using all of the economic tools that were typically reserved for emergencies when things were fine so that he could appear effective. Then, the tragedy that economists were worried about happened, and the only solution we had was to pump money (money printer go brrrrr) into the economy while Trump made the pandemic worse. So yeah, 34 felonies are negligible compared to the damage he caused with his short-sighted desperate policies to elicit admiration.

mhague , in The most irreplaceable thing

Memes According to Garp

MacNCheezus , in Typical woke
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I hate it when that happens

DumbAceDragon , in Help me out here
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Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be

yamapikariya ,
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Oh it’s reddit? I thought it was censoring out a name of a planet.

kionite231 ,

Huh I thought it’s a country name.

xia ,

Given the image, I first thought it was a sci-fi planet.

yamapikariya ,
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It makes it funnier because it implies that earth women are a dead end for this gamer

zarathustrad ,

I prefer Re***t

Pacattack57 ,

It’s the most ****it sentence over ever read

ArcticAmphibian , in Help me out here

“$3 million/year, 1 night/week.”

prayer ,

~150,000/night is a hefty cost.

random_character_a ,
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ever been married?

ArcticAmphibian ,

To betray one’s own heart in the interest of profit, such a cost is fair.

leaky_shower_thought , in Help me out here

There’s one in the Austin Powers movies with a funny scottish accent.

I don’t think he’s not a gamer tho. “Dead sexy” funny guy nonetheless.

zea_64 ,

Fat Bastard?

zarathustrad ,

I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”

He had other lines the ladies love like:

“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

Senseless , in Help me out here

This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There’s this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he’s at but chances are high, he’s fucking someone. He’s that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like “hi, I’m (redacted) and how do your pants open?”

If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it.

sag , in Boochi for Pakistan

Owai mo…

MTK , in Help me out here

I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate

lightnsfw ,

Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!

radicalautonomy ,
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And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.

CookieOfFortune ,

Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?

lightnsfw ,

Of course! They showered last week and everything!

therealjcdenton , in Help me out here

“plus sized”

therealjcdenton , in Boochi for Pakistan

Contains anime, bad post

Jyek ,

Contains cringe, bad comment

therealjcdenton ,

Good reply

Iron_Lynx , in He remains at large

Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , (edited )
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Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it’s the doctors who do all the work since they’re the experts.

camr_on , in Starter Guide
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5 years on YouTube is not old. Hit me with something 13 years old in 240p

Wizard_Pope ,
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I mean it is actually 8 years old now. The image seems to be 3 years old by now.

abbadon420 ,

It’s even older than that, since your post is already 6 hours old by now

Wizard_Pope ,
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Because those 6 hours really matter that much on a scale of 3 years?

abbadon420 ,

Well of course. It matters 0.023%

Notyou ,

Best I can do is 12 years @ 240p

youtu.be/pWXX60o1Ezs?si=rmggb8nw9MvOo-kp

brachypelmasmithi ,

The polish side of the internet has a few hidden gems like that. This one’s from 16 years ago. krzyk pterodaktyla (pterodactyl’s scream)

rambling_lunatic ,

I hear Poles like putting Popes in boats

Evotech , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Have you tried generating ai porn. That’s pretty fun

PenisWenisGenius ,

More states are banning porn. Anyone that doesn’t already have a locally hosted ai porn generator is just asking for blue balls at this point.

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