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sbv , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

ow

polarbear236 , in godsdamn council has no respect for the next generation of magic

Thank you Mr. Wizard

WarmSoda , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

Sure. But I call it American!

Ashiette , in Chat GPT

French pronounce chat as in chat, not like the animal. They are morons when it comes to foreign languages, particularly English, but not that much.

mudmaniac ,

I see you have said nothing to refute GPT.

thedarkfly ,

The GPT part is correct

isVeryLoud ,

Chatte GPT

Ashiette ,

Then it’s not cat. It’s pussy

isVeryLoud ,

Queef

PostnataleAbtreibung , in How could we have let this happen?

New York —> new Amsterdam —> Amsterdam (Netherlands)

flames5123 ,

But new Amsterdam is gin.

generic ,
@generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can’t say. People just liked it better that way!

CetaceanNeeded ,

So take me back to Constantinople

afraid_of_zombies ,

No you can’t go back to Constantinople.

spirinolas ,

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

newbeni ,

Or Instanbul

afraid_of_zombies ,

I have a friend who has a house fairly close to New York City that was built by the Dutch. Just a fun fact.

gullible ,

What a waste. To think we could have had a new war of the roses if the New Lancastrians hadn’t ducked out.

poudlardo , (edited )
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To second this, Harlem the neighbourhood in New York originates from Haarlem, an actual city near Amsterdam.

Fish , in incredible

Just bring a Machinery’s Handbook with you and you will be a god.

Kowowow , in godsdamn council has no respect for the next generation of magic

I know a powerful wizard who has his own college and is more wealthy than kings, He owns the source codecs and sells remote access to commoners

hglman , in incredible

If you want to get stuff going, what you have to do is help past people produce precision tools. Then you can build interesting machines and make use of electricity.

Speiser0 , in We're monsters

Why is the snail so large?!

Clusterfck ,

So they could use a normal sized eraser, duh.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t remember, sorry.

postmateDumbass ,

Exactly the reason they had to fund this project.

Cheaper than the lawsuit.

Kolanaki ,
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The scientists first enlarged the snail, but when the snail was too large to make love to his snail wife or hug his snail children without crushing them, he decided to sue. That is until he suddenly got amnesia somehow.

TheRealLinga ,

But that means he has a giant snail dick too! Shouldn’t his snail wife be happy?

Kolanaki ,
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It’s too big.

TheRealLinga ,

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean!

jayrodtheoldbod , in Mind=Blown

This guy looks like he got in a terrible fistfight where he completely lost and ended up in the hospital with a face like a lumpy purple balloon, but that was a year ago, and he’s mostly healed, now. Mostly.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

He does like tires and drained in the picture, hope he is doing better!

calavera , in Every day, twice a day

Mine much prefer our leftovers than its food

HelloHotel ,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Mine looses somthing within herself itself when it goes from jekel to hyde with those glassy eyes.

mesamunefire , in godsdamn council has no respect for the next generation of magic

Can I get this reversed imaged? I love these kind of images. Like the unix wizard.

kamenlady ,
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Maybe crop out the text, before you try a reversed search. This way you should find more wizard images, not only memes.

ccf ,

https://archive.4plebs.org/dl/x/image/1635/61/1635618860285.jpg

mesamunefire ,

Nice thanks!

over_clox , in incredible

I take these two completely different looking rocks, dig a small hole between them, and pee in the gap.

Electrolytes! It’s what every caveman craves!

LinkOpensChest_wav , in incredible
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Relevant

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@programming.dev avatar

I feel sad for the fundametalists sometimes.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

Same tbh. Christian homeschooling is very common where I live. It’s borderline abuse imo

atlasraven31 , in incredible

Me: The opposite of B, the opposite of B, plus or minus a square root…

Them: What does that mean?

Me: I have no idea.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

X equals negative b, plus or minus the square root, of b squared minus 4 a c, all over 2 a

Thanks a lot. Now that song is stuck in my head.

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