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highhomes1994 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Milhouse, is that you?

CombatWombatEsq , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower 4 lyfe

LemmyFeed ,

Shower gang rise up

DreamySweet , in Be safe out there tonight
@DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Your ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?

name_NULL111653 ,

Why, doing things with the resident succubus of course…

cre0 ,

How about you give them a little privacy

NakariLexfortaine ,

Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It’s a natural thing, every spirit has it’s moments!

GreenMario ,

Surfing Lemmy probably

Kolanaki , in Already planning for how to survive in jail
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Me, who has 13 salamis tucked in his pants: Oh, it’s not wrong to steal? Whew. What a relief.

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s fine since you brought them from home

SocialMediaRefugee ,

“These are my day-to-day sausages.”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Whether you doing it because you’re broke, or just love the thrill, remember:

Publix, Kroger’s, and Walmart heirs have all donated to neo-Nazi causes so steal from them the most.

KuroJ ,

All jokes aside.

Please people, do not actually steal from these stores. This is the quickest way to get arrested and end up with a criminal record.

The prosecutor is not going to give a damn what your reasons were for stealing so please keep that in mind.

Faresh ,

A shoplifting community was created on lemmy a while ago (!shoplifting) and a link was posted on there with some info for those involving themselves in shoplifting.

lemmy.ml/post/302763 (use the webarchive link shared among the comments if the original doesn’t work)

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Things that will also get you a criminal record:

Feeding the homeless

Giving water to voters

Public Assembly

Telling pigs to stop being pigs

Punching Nazis

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Your mom lets you on the internet?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

When you move out of that basement you’ll find out you don’t need permission fam

Treemaster099 ,

The first one I get, but the rest have issues.

The giving water to voters thing is for political candidates. Gift giving is by far the most effective way to manipulate people into doing what you want. That’s why Jehovah’s witnesses give you a free book when they’re on mission.

Peaceful public assembly is litterally protected by the constitution. That doesn’t stop police from declaring peaceful assembly a riot and shutting it down, but that’s a different matter.

Arguing with cops never gets you anywhere good. Likewise insulting them to their face.

Nazis are objectively wrong and bad, but their right to peacefully assemble in public is just as protected as yours. Attacking them unprovoked is assault even if you have the moral high ground.

I agree with the spirit of everything you said. It’s just that vigilante justice just flat out doesn’t work. You become an example of your party’s supposedly blatant corruption and now they have someone to rally against. In most cases laws need to be changed, not broken.

KuroJ ,

Hey man, you do you. Who am I to stop you?

I just want to put it out there that even though I get your intent, it’s not necessarily something that will be taken without criticism. I’d rather people not get in trouble for stealing, no matter if you think it’s justified or not.

For people that are in need of food assistance and located in the U.S. you can visit here www.fns.usda.gov/snap/state-directory and select the state you’re living in. That should get you started in receiving food assistance and necessities from the government.

harry315 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Squirter

hungryphrog , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

This reminds me of how I this summer I went to a store only to discover that they don’t sell the ice cream I wanted to buy, so I just ended up buying some crackers to not feel akward. (but anyway, the crackers were good)

Saneless , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

When I shop without a cart or basket, the mental energy it takes to not put something in my pocket so I can hold things better is a lot more than 0

Agent641 ,

I regularly put stuff in my pockets while im browsing. Sometimes I even pay for it.

PreventFalls ,

I accidentally put a product in my purse at Walgreens to get my phone out, and within 5 seconds an overhead page went off saying “code zero, code zero”. I quickly grabbed the product back out and half yelled “omg I’m sorry!” before going to the register to pay for it and also mumbling to the cashier who probably gave no fucks that I was sorry, it was very much an accident.

NickwithaC , in Already planning for how to survive in jail
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Those aren’t Kermit’s eyes!

CarbonatedPastaSauce , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

I would love to understand the psychology behind this feeling.

In my case I think it was being raised by an ex-Catholic. Whole lotta undeserved guilt trips in my household growing up!

blackbelt352 ,

Raised catholic here too, maybe catholic guilt but personally I think it’s more so the pervading idea that people implicitly aren’t allowed to exist in a space outside the home or offices unless they spend money and by walking out without buying anything bypasses the normal routine of going to a store to get something and going through some kind of checkout process.

superpop ,

yeah the more hours you spend outside without spending money the worse it gets

queermunist ,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m afraid of other people.

😎

match , in don't be shy, speak your mind
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I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa

Extrasvhx9he , in don't be shy, speak your mind

I use my thumb

Mordachai_Shedbacon , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Soaker. gimme that sloppy water

ArcaneSlime , in We're monsters

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mollusk

FQQD , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Mist or nothing!

RubiksIsocahedron , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

That’s just how the capitalists want you to think - that you committed a crime by not giving capitalists money.

The capitalists want you to think that all money is their money, and that you are committing a crime by getting in the way of their money.

Treemaster099 ,

I understand what you’re saying, but I don’t think that’s what the meme was meaning. I think it meant when you leave empty handed, it looks like you’re shoplifting. That makes you nervous and you start acting weird which makes you look even more suspicious and more nervous. Wash, rinse, and repeat till you get home and cry because social situations are awkward and hard and life would be so much easier if I was alone on a deserted island like Tom Hanks in that one movie.

… I might’ve lost track towards the end, but you get the idea.

bananathan ,

It’s a meme mate

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