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amanneedsamaid , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Jet, always.

soljin ,

This is the way

kibiz0r , in 'bout time for some new robes I think

“Omminous” 😐

AllonzeeLV , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

…As you pass by 5 people at self-checkout doing tactical shoplifting.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.

AllonzeeLV , (edited )

Also Remember, stealing from publically traded corporations is stealing from sociopathic thieves that have no problem hurting vulnerable people to get what they want, in the name of insatiable greed “rational self-interest.”

They dictate the laws to their paid lackees in Congress. Equating legality with ethics or morality in this capitalist captured dystopia makes one a fool. Our laws are designed to defend the desires of property owners against the basic survival needs of human beings with nothing that our society has already catastrophically failed.

You can catch charges for the misdeed of feeding the homeless here.

(and to anyone who wants to chime in with “well feeding homeless people might make them linger, effecting property values which needs to be a consideration alongside feeding hungry poor people.” 🖕)

superpop ,

its not as catchy i gotta say

AllonzeeLV ,

Fair

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

Food? What food? I didn’t even know they had food…

FarceMultiplier ,
@FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca avatar

Not just food. Any self care items or toiletries of any sort.

Ultraviolet ,

They factor it into their decision to use self checkout. If the increase in shoplifting is less than they save on staff reduction (it is, significantly so), they consider it a tradeoff, so it’s hard to call it unethical.

EmoDuck , in unspeakable
Infynis , in don't be shy, speak your mind
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

It’s gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying

mojo , in don't be shy, speak your mind

I’m a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night

flambonkscious ,

Savage! I didn’t even see it coming…

That reminds me, I should really call her, it’s been ages

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in don't be shy, speak your mind
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?

voxl ,

Apparently, that gets you downvoted.

VikingHippie , in Worst assure sauce

Now I wish I had the technical ability to draw George or Denzel Washington as a hobbit…

beansbeansbeans , in don't be shy, speak your mind

My golden likes them all. So I started blasting…

Player2 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink

kwekkie , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Mist is best, skip the rest

jettrscga ,

If the wind gets even slightly playful, that mist is right in my face.

SHOWER GANG

UtMan1988 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

HEADLESS

KoboldCoterie ,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

With your thumb over the end of the hose!

UtMan1988 ,

MAXIMUM PRESSURE

carbonprop , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Soaker of course. I mean who doesn’t like a good soaker?

Vengefu1Tuna ,

What is soaker even for? I have yet to find a use for it.

I_Has_A_Hat ,

When you need to get something wetter than you could on mist, but don’t want any pressure behind it. Like wetting a ball of dirt and roots before replanting something. Mist wouldn’t get all the way through and any pressure might wash away the dirt.

Vengefu1Tuna ,

That makes sense, thanks for the explanation!

phoneymouse ,

Anything close range where too much pressure would be chaotic and low pressure with mist would be too slow/ineffective, like filling a bucket

TheYear2525 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

For plants or masturbation?

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Found the real gardener

ElBarto ,

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

pico , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

DasRubberDuck ,

unite!

iconic_admin ,

Shower team for me too.

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