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samus12345 , in Jenkins.
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Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective at defeating their enemies.

So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.

SpaceCadet ,
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only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first

Maybe that’s why we’re living in the universe where this didn’t happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn’t exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)

jaybone ,

Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?

TheLowestStone ,
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Shit… is this evidence that he’s the lesser of two evils? I don’t know if I can handle that thought.

cammoblammo ,

The best thing about his presidency was his total incompetence in getting what he wanted. Imagine what would happen if Steve Bannon or Steven Miller were more than just the puppetmasters…

JasonDJ ,

Steven Miller

I’d call him “Maurice”.

IzzyJ ,
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Would explain the failed assassination attempts

KevonLooney ,

There are no “time cops” because even existing in the past changes things. It’s impossible to change the past and return to “the present” that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.

Schadrach ,

No, not at all. There is a single coherent timeline. The world as it exists now is the final total of all time travel that will ever be going to have occurred to points before now.

You could try to go back and kill Hitler, but we already know you failed.

JackbyDev ,

They’re talking about a different set of time travel rules. Time travel is fictional so it doesn’t need to be logical.

konalt , in It's not that serious.
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I wanna fork on the table.

rob_t_firefly ,
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You better not fork on the table.

Know_not_Scotty_does , in Just a reminder

Gross, Arrowhead water. Don’t support Nestlé.

Fades ,

Bottled (plastic) water in general is gross, direct bottle-to-water microplastics

JizzmasterD ,

And it’s usually the saddest use of resources where there’s potable water in taps 🥲

NorthWestWind ,
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Unfortunately they want to make the water not free

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Especially Nestlé yes

rambling_lunatic ,

Tap water in my country is undrinkable :(

Fades ,

Life ain’t fair :(

rambling_lunatic ,

Could be worse. The neighboring country doesn’t have a proper electric grid in most places.

wander1236 ,
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What isn’t owned by Nestle anymore?

Daxtron2 ,

rain but only if you license it from nestle

MrEff , in fruit

And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?

janNatan ,

Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He put vodka in them. It tasted like fruity vodka.

ironhydroxide ,

Vodka… Right… “Vodka”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Look, we can joke about fruit fucking, because it’s hilarious, but let’s not pretend we don’t know a barely functional alcoholic when we see their sleeves.

MissGutsy ,

(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in fruit
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“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit

Qkall ,
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I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway

Viking_Hippie ,

Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄

HowManyNimons , in Thanks

Clearly not a city where First runs the buses.

EnderMB ,

I’m in the UK, and First basically hold the monopoly in my city. There are so few buses that they often skip stops at rush hour because they’re already full, or because they’ve decided in the moment that your stop doesn’t matter.

Nothing wakes you up during your commute like listening to a woman get fired over the phone because she’s going to be late for work, despite still being 60 mins early for what should be a 20 min journey.

HowManyNimons ,

Bristol?

EnderMB ,

Yep!

HowManyNimons ,

Aside from the transport it’s a lovely place. I went in today and every lanyard I saw had a rainbow on it.

lugal , in Jenkins.
hOrni , in fruit

Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.

kewwwi OP ,
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there is video?

PmMeFrogMemes ,

ooh buddy you’re in for a treat

tabarnaski ,

The guys name is John Kilo.

ArcaneSlime ,

Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.

lugal , in Jenkins.

Isn’t Jenkins the robot servant in the masterpiece City by Simak? Great book!

ironhydroxide , in Thanks

Yes ish. One could still be there at the scheduled time, but the bus could’ve been slightly early. Or the route/run could’ve fallen out. Or the bus could be full.

Venator ,

To catch a bus you have to think like a bus…

jaybone ,

-The world’s most ambitious dog

RegalPotoo , in fruit
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Weirdest episode of binging with babish

thesporkeffect , in Just a reminder

Oh shit I know where that is

Viking_Hippie ,

Me too: it’s outside.

thesporkeffect ,

Yes, but maybe…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6bcbb3b4-d2c9-4f9a-bcee-41679340590f.jpegPlausible right? Best to avoid the whole thing

tpyo ,

Is that a real photo (I hate how I feel I need to even ask that now.)? It’s gorgeous, I love the contrast between the different formations

thesporkeffect ,

It’s real, look up Red Rock Canyon

tpyo ,

Oh, wow… Thank you! My mind is blown at the beauty of the area

It’s like when I’ve visited the grand canyon or Bryce or the redwoods. I always wonder what the first explorers thought when they found these natural wonders

RagingRobot , in Jenkins.

I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came

TokenBoomer , in Jenkins.
TexasDrunk , in It's not that serious.

Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas.

Warl0k3 ,

Trident Threek

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Tridents are a type of fork. :P

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