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mlg , in Not to mom shame...
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I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.

It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.

rozodru , in Get sorted...
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I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.

for where I lived It’d be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.

Kerb , in We cater any event!
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“For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY”

69420 , in We cater any event!

Ya gotta laugh.

boatsnhos931 , in Another mystery solved.

He got on water wings(4 Pontoon boats)… or he’s got a lot of gas from eating those spicy Asian femboys and is naturally buoyant

boatsnhos931 , in The Art of the Deal

The cum to USD ratio is actually quite competitive

lugal , in We cater any event!

Jim is back? Why didn’t anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?

marble ,

Jim the horse? I’m afraid I have bad news for you.

mrgreyeyes ,

The horse his name is Jim

hungryphrog ,

Just after his wedding… :(

pigup , in We cater any event!

Horse funeral

Horse funeral 2

Horse funeral: truly aww-foal

Horse funeral: equinity

werefreeatlast ,

Like beating a dead horse.

Thcdenton ,

You both stop that shit right now

SeekPie ,

You’re saying they should stop horsing around?

Thcdenton ,
boatsnhos931 , in Hello lovelies!!!

Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll

MisterFrog , in My mom's doctor be like
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It’s not like AI is a legally defined term anywhere (that I’ve head of). Surely someone will end up suing google for things like this.

Phegan , in Hello lovelies!!!

There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten

bluewing ,

That was from a fear of food poisoning from it being left out in the sun to warm. But it was more of an issue if real mayo, (with raw egg yolk), was used. If you used some type of industrial grade Miracle Whip untainted by anything real you could ID as an ingredient, it was far less of an issue.

Besides, what’s a little e.coli gonna do? Besides make you all shiny clean on the inside.

Asclepiaz , in Hello lovelies!!!

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

Wilzax ,

Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck

Malek061 ,

Mayo is the best way to make it.

bluewing ,

As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.

Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.

AngryCommieKender ,

Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

zarathustrad ,

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

bluewing ,

Oh my bad! Of course it needs sliced had boiled eggs! I’m prepared to be shunned for the next year…

Asclepiaz ,

In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

MissJinx , in A beautiful thing...
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Never in my 40 years i ever thought about Hawk tuah on a dick. Maybe that’s why I’m single now lol

simplejack ,
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Weird. I thought most people knew to use spit as lube.

klemptor , in We cater any event!
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I love Obvious Plant

phorq ,

Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?

HEXN3T ,
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OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.

FeelzGoodMan420 , in A beautiful thing...

I’m just gonna say it. This meme is mid af. I think there just hasn’t been good memes lately and people are starving for content. This is a C+/B- meme at best. Sorry if the truth hurts.

Frozengyro ,

I think organic memes like this are better than ones designed specifically to be memes. That being said, yea, it’s really not super funny/interesting/unique of a meme.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

I think it’s only a meme because the girl is attractive and has a southern accent. Take those 2 away and no one would give a shit. I think mostly the girl being attractive is driving the spread.

Knowyourmeme puts it well:

“…leading to memes, fancam edits and humorous romanticization from male internet users who found themselves attracted to her.”

TheFriar ,

and has a southern accent

She does? I just watched it for the first time, and she didn’t seem to. She was putting on an affectation because she was making a joke

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Well she either has a southern accent or she pretended to have one. But it definitely added to the “charm.” I’d argue perhaps this video wouldn’t be very popular if it wasn’t a southern accent and a pretty lady.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I’ve seen it a total of four times in two days (this is number 4) and it feels like “fetch”.

Theme , (edited )

It needed to be said. What is a January meme doing in June?

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