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Asclepiaz ,

Boomer humor found its way to lemmmy

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I do. I showed it to my husband on our first drunken college night together. Before we were dating…

Asclepiaz ,

Of course ask and ye shall receive https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cd242747-2d20-4753-b35f-660f0140226e.jpeg

Also there’s a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

Asclepiaz ,

I cycle toys in and out so right now it’s in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It’s a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱 https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2e890915-ff34-4cd2-a37e-9118d82e8054.jpeg

Asclepiaz ,

I think I can name two countries pictured on that map.

Asclepiaz ,

Same, I swear at least once a year I try a new brand and they just stick their noses up and gag. They love their delectables, tuna juice, and spinach though…

Asclepiaz ,

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?

Asclepiaz ,

My mother in law informed me that the left wants kids to have access to litter boxes and all kinds of stuff. She swears her friend said it’s true. I told her to her face that she’s been duped but you know she’s a bit too far and drank the juice.

Asclepiaz ,

Welcome, now post some fresh me mes please. Also more cat photos

Asclepiaz ,

I love that I was fortunate to get a home in an old urban neighborhood in a city that’s pretty good. The tree coverage in my hood is nuts. I see a few mature black walnuts and a ton of mature pines among all the other smaller trees. I can walk to the grocery store with 80% canopy coverage the entire way.

Asclepiaz ,

I just finished this anime and get this reference. I love being in on da me mes

Asclepiaz ,

Woah thanks for letting me know! If you like anime steins gate is worth a watch.

Asclepiaz ,

Today. I love jello + canned fruit.

Asclepiaz ,

Yup that’s the way! Pineapple and pear is my fav. My mom always added marshmallows too, I’ll have to do that next time for nostalgia purposes lol

Asclepiaz ,

Loop hero is really fun imo! Also solitarica

Asclepiaz ,

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

Asclepiaz ,

In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

Asclepiaz ,

That tummy wants to play floof or fat.

Asclepiaz ,

Reddit, but I won’t post or engage there on principle.

Asclepiaz ,

I fucking hate dandelions, I hate herbicides a shit ton more though. I planted clover and other ground over to compete with the dandelions and to feed the bees. My husband and I go out picking dandelions any day it’s not raining and we see yellow in the yard. It’s kinda fun to see who can get the longest thickest root 😉

Millions of older Americans still grapple with student loan debt, hindering retirement (www.cbsnews.com)

Graduating with student loan debt is an all too common reality for new college degree holders beginning their careers. But there’s another, often overlooked cohort of debtors facing their own set of challenges: Americans over the age of 55 approaching their retirement years....

Asclepiaz ,

I just learned my 60 year old mother in law has been moonlighting as a janitor. Only learned because she injured herself in exhaustion. Her reason: needed the cash for her student loans.

Asclepiaz ,

I second this. It’s the only way I can clip my poly mainecoon’s claws. Husband holds the tube and I am free to do what I need to

Sencha on his very first cat tree (lemmy.world)

This is an old photo. This was the very first cat tree we bought for Sencha before we realized he was a bit bigger than the average cat. We ended up having to return the tree because it was too small for him. He briefly used the tree but he could never seem to be able to find a comfortable spot on it....

Asclepiaz ,

I was forced to search for “the one” when I got my mainecoon. His 20 pound butt leaps from this sucker and it stays upright. I have two of these. www.chewy.com/…/108188

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8c1d1ca0-be1b-4e23-b505-f535e962a4bb.jpeg

Asclepiaz ,

I knew when I was 12 I never wanted children. I got married at 20. I got fixed at 24. I am almost 40 and have no regrets other than not getting fixed sooner, but finding a doc to fix a lady at 18 is damn near impossible.

Asclepiaz ,

Yeah I also needed my husband to approve for some reason. So demeaning.

Asclepiaz ,

In my case I had a procedure called Essure done. But yeah I’m sterilized.

Asclepiaz ,

I use sync because that’s what I used to use for Reddit.

Asclepiaz ,

Yes, but not many and they aren’t ‘sneaky’ pretending to be user posts though. I think I can pay to remove them, which I probably will do eventually.

Asclepiaz ,

Wow okay the app is buggy AF, I thought my first comment replied to you but after submitting it showed me responding to me. So I’m high and just assume I made a booboo, no problem delete and re-reply correctly. Except it did the same thing after submitting, I refreshed and both are correctly responding to you. Wtf I’m not buying this app it makes me look like an idiot 😆

Asclepiaz ,

I had a white mother and got a wooden spoon. Always made me wonder if the chancla stereotype was for real? Also hope you recovered from your childhood 🙏❤️

Asclepiaz ,

How does that help the shareholders gain more wealth to hoard though?

Asclepiaz ,

If you happen to own a human meat grinder you may consider this bad news I suppose.

Asclepiaz ,

This looks accurate but I’ll need to check my sources.

After Dobbs, twice as many women sought tubal ligation than men turned to vasectomies (www.salon.com)

Published today in a JAMA Health Forum research letter, policy researchers from the University of Pittsburgh School of Public Health and Boston University show how the 2022 U.S. Supreme Court ruling affected preferences for permanent contraception among males and females between the ages of 18 to 30. It’s the first study to...

Asclepiaz ,

I am so grateful to have gotten the Essure sterilization procedure without any side effects. I am curious why we aren’t working to refine the procedure rather than completely banning it. I got fixed with no incisions and walked out of the appointment just a couple hours after arriving.

Tubal is so invasive and I thought Essure was going to fix that but apparently not

Asclepiaz ,

I’ve said this elsewhere, but if you are in the states and have health insurance sterilization is covered! For those with lady bits too! This changed with ACA and as soon as it was in effect I started searching for doctors. Easier said than done unless you are old or already have children. But it is possible now, unless you are in some state that used their right to take that right away.

Asclepiaz ,

As an American who was taught to use cups and had recipe books that used cups, I dunno but it’s dumb. A cup of peanut butter?! Like no fucking way I’m scooping that shit into a cup then into whatever I’m making. But I did measure just like that before I knew better. I have a food scale and convert cups to a weight and I will never turn back.

Asclepiaz ,

I just yell “okay Google how much does a cup of peanut butter weigh” if Google doesn’t get me a good answer usually my husband will run in yelling the conversions he googled so I will stop yelling at the spy-assistant bot. I have encountered few ingredients that I couldn’t find a weight conversion for.

What's the most interesting traditional or formal politeness behaviour or table manners in your culture? Or for any service personnel, in your restaurant? (kbin.social)

I love all the ritualized behaviour, secret meanings and unexpected taboos - standing up when someone of higher status stands, elaborate rules for serving and eating, tapping the table to thank the server, never refuse a toast from a superior, stuff like that....

Asclepiaz ,

The best servers don’t hover in obvious ways. I swear more times than I can count I’ve finished a drink, said something to my dining partner or taken a bite of food, and looked down to find a new Shirley temple. Those servers are magic and earn their tips. (disclaimer I hate tipping culture but this is the world we exist in and some nice lady bringing me Shirley temples shouldn’t suffer for me not liking it)

Asclepiaz ,

Kansas requires registration tags on the back plate. I would guess he bought it on Etsy

Asclepiaz ,

To be fair, aligning divs was historically a labor intensive process. Damn kids with their flexbox don’t even know…

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