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Rolive , in All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree

Quality shitpost

Fedizen , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

spikespaz ,

This is the only acceptable answer

archonet , in Hello lovelies!!!

damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.

don , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

Water is the universal solvent.

loaExMachina , in A beautiful thing...
  • Spit on that thING
  • Tiger kING
  • LemmING
  • The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

Only the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth has no ing.

MelastSB ,

So America is not united in its support of the PLC, but supports or will support Lemmy? A particular Lemming ? You perhaps? The Lemming that was promised, Lemming Al Gaib !

baggins ,

She clearly says thANG js

Skua ,

It's also known as the kINGdom of Poland and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania

FiniteBanjo , in Hello lovelies!!!

Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.

ShitOnABrick , (edited ) in The most irreplaceable thing
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Translation

George finds tim at a car accident

George says to tim. Tim don’t cry you can get a new car.

Tim then says to George to look in the passenger seat

George looks and proceeds to say to tim. Don’t cry You can get a new girlfriend tim

Then Tim says look Again in mouth. Tim’s penis was cut of

Moral of the story you can get new cars and new hoes. But you can never get a new penis also alpine Linux sucks

This is such an motivational piece of media. Has truly changed my life

Rayspekt , in A beautiful thing...

What happened, who’s the girl on the left?

Warl0k3 ,

I’m just commenting to get your hopes up that you might have gotten an answer, but I don’t know either. Please, someone tell me what it means :(

MudSkipperKisser , (edited )

Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme

ETA: here ya go

mononomi ,

knowyourmeme.com/memes/hawk-tuah-girl

Rayspekt ,

Haha thank you for the link, what a gigachadette

Klnsfw , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!

jol ,

Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Slithly

I think this typo has potential.

Boxscape , (edited ) in We cater any event!
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol’ Supreme Commander 2:

Supreme Commander 2 - AC1000 Gunship Trailer

CrowAirbrush , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol

SnokenKeekaGuard , in We cater any event!
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Do you think they’d cater a horse funeral?

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

What??
NO!
Don't be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea?
Are you even serious right now???
I mean, I have no words...
A horse funeral, who even does that!

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Jim

teegus ,

Horse funerals are not a joke, Jim!

No_Change_Just_Money ,

Wait, what?

Jim is back in town?

Roll up all barrels from the cellar. Today, we feast and drink!

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

JIM?!??
Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete...
Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It's not Jim with the big D is it?
BRB

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they'd to horse funerals.

IkarusHagen2 ,

They only do anniversaryies of horse funerals

BudgetBandit ,

Only T U E S D A Y S

lowleveldata ,

Only for the first and second year

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Bye bye lil sebastian

Viking_Hippie , in Hello lovelies!!!

*Americans who eat potato salad.

In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Kartoffelsalat Moment

dogsoahC , in We cater any event!

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

Num10ck ,

Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.

dogsoahC ,

All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.

5714 ,

German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.

dogsoahC ,

Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).

5714 ,

Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?

VonReposti ,

I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that’s 50% of all world wars right there.

psychonova ,

could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.

Routhinator ,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.

billwashere ,

You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.

afraid_of_zombies ,

It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.

psychonova ,

my bad! on T u e s d a ys i’m actually totally free so

NikkiDimes ,

I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason

flicker ,

Truly the voice of several generations.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.

shneancy , in Unpopular opinion

to this day, I find 15 million merits to be one of the most terrifying episodes.

Would you sell your soul for a peaceful life?

I don’t know about you but I can’t answer that question. And it terrifies me.

naevaTheRat ,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I have legit lost sleep over the first quote from “they thought they were free” listed here:

facinghistory.org/…/Reading_Do_You_Take_the_Oath.…

SendMePhotos ,

Which part is the first quote

naevaTheRat ,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

pastebin.com/5ENcTSw4

SendMePhotos ,

Oh… I thought you meant this portion pastebin.com/Hb9Dc03y

ouRKaoS ,

I can answer it pretty easily:

Right now? No. My life is not 100% perfect, but it’s maintainable and enjoyable.

If I was at rock bottom? My soul is getting auctioned off to the highest bidder.

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