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abbiistabbii , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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I guarantee you the same people working to ban abortion and female contraception will go after this too.

Schadrach ,

Male contraceptives are difficult to approve to begin with, specifically because there’s no political will to expedite anything that benefits males as a sex. They don’t need to go after this sort of thing until something actually gets approved.

The FDA also requires tighter standards regarding side effects because they do not prevent or treat a condition that the patient has (because pregnancy is not a concern for male persons). If you ever hear someone talking about a male pill and implying that the guys in the study couldn’t deal with relatively minor side effects, it wasn’t the patients that ended the study and it wasn’t because patients were unwilling to continue using it.

There was also a pill derived from cotton plants, but it had two major issues: The first was that the difference between a contraceptive dose and a toxic dose was too small to be comfortable. The second was that sometimes (but not always) the effect was permanent.

There’s also a technology developed in India for a sort of reversible vasectomy that requires an injection of a polymer in each vas. It started out as an attempt at an artificial heart design, in the 70s was used as the basis for a water pump, and still later became the basis for the contraceptive. US IP rights to it were bought by a US company in 2011, and a slightly different formulation of it was in testing until 2023 under the name Vasalgel (which proved less reversible than the original). The rights were bought by a different company in 2023 who are looking to try to bring it to market under the name Plan A For Men.

over_clox , in No, seriously, I want to know

That appears to be a human wearing a cow suit (aka leather). You don’t often see people wearing the entire suit, head, hooves and all, that’s some serious dedication! 🐄

/s

apfelwoiSchoppen , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
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In my neighborhood, a police chase ended in three teenagers pancaking their car into a house at 60 mph. They perished. All the houses had ring cams. Somehow astonishingly none of those cams were ever used against the police. Curious. ACAB every day. Also fuck Amazon.

iAmTheTot ,

What would you expect the cameras to have seen to implicate the police in a crime?

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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Yes, it was 3 AM. They went out of their way to say that out wasn’t their fault because it was not a high speed chase. Despite the police vehicle pursuing at the same speed but one tenth of a mile behind until about a quarter mile away. The kids plow into the house and the cop turns off the lights at that point and drove right past it. Stating they didnt see it. It was under a street light. The camera would have proven they slowed down to look at it. The cops didn’t do anything or report it. It wasn’t until people walked by and happened to see the car at 6:30 am and called 911 did anyone show up. Fuck police.

NikkiDimes , (edited )

Same thing happened at my work place. Some kid was drunk, being chased by cops, and crashed his car into the building next to my work. Car crashed, flipped, and caught on fire, he burned alive. They claim he had gotten away from them and they saw nothing. It was reported by people driving past as in your case, but there were holes in police story and evidence of the contrary. My boss had disconnected the front cameras a bit prior and hadn’t gotten around to reconnecting them, unfortunately, so we’ll never know :(

Kecessa ,

And none of the people living on the street posted the video online, APAB

can ,

This makes me want to get one just on the off chance I can fuck over the police some day.

Thcdenton , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Dude imagine getting hit with a groin shot with that fucking thing in your taint

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/599d8f53-93a3-4a94-8392-b6a306b6e0a7.jpeg

LinusSexTips ,

I think I’d be more concerned if my hands were that small

finley , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

The most adorable privacy violation yet!

PhlubbaDubba , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.

MeThisGuy ,

we have different definitions of the words ‘spank bank’

RacoonVegetable , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

Does anybody have the picture where a person suggests to make CP as in porn for children that properly educates them?

P.S. I’m not advocating for this opinion, I just want the funni pic

far_university1990 ,

Maybe teen would have decent sex ed then.

far_university1990 ,
Deello ,

Isn’t this essentially the plot to The Girl Next Door?

Asafum , in False Dichotomy Rule

I’m pretty sure I’m entirely alone in this, but my God do I hate his voice… Same with AC/DC… They have this really really annoying, whiney grating voice.

Kinda like a rat in a cage…

Crozekiel ,

You likely aren’t entirely alone, but I actually dig it.

BitchPeas ,

I hate that I love this plastic surgery son of a bitch.

ilhamagh ,

Cavill? Or the other guy? Who is that?

benderbeerman ,

Billy Corrigan always sounds like an entitled 13 year old complaining that he didn’t get as many chicken nuggies as his lil sister, and they gave her two sauces but he only got one… AGAIN!!!

Trauma looks different to everyone I guess.

HelixDab2 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

😬

pH3ra , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Not the same plumbing.

Schorsch ,

Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.

luciferofastora ,

Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!

pH3ra ,
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RememberTheApollo_ ,

TIL. Thanks.

unexposedhazard , in T Diddy

This is a video makin fun of trump. Are you guys ok? Why all the downvotes?

Nutteman ,
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Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.

TexMexBazooka ,

Probably because it’s been posted across several communities back to back

unexposedhazard ,

Ah makes sense, that is annoying. Must have missed the other ones somehow.

TexMexBazooka ,

It’s also OP’s own video, so a bit of self promotion. Puts people off

Viking_Hippie , in Heathens!

🎵The Heath is on!

Senseless ,

🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high

enbyecho , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?

MeatPilot , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

www.planaformen.com

Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

PenisWenisGenius ,

An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.

prettybunnys ,

As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free

Rolando , in Some of y'all need this
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