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CascadianBeam , in What is your name?

Who is going to be selling the pies?

SrElsewhere OP ,

I don’t know. What are they selling?

lunaticneko , in Ask your doctor if Air-X is right for you.

As a local, yes, this fixes my meteors well.

SrElsewhere OP ,

mai pen rai

EdibleFriend , in They do kinda look alike
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Did I break Lemmy? This and a bunch of other posts are completely blank. There’s no link at all. But people are upvoting so I guess they can see it? What did I do?

I just left Reddit I can’t lose this place as well :(

Existential_prices ,
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Lemmy.world is under attack, so maybe they e stopped access to new images being uploaded, the website part keeps showing porn.

SrElsewhere OP ,

You wouldn’t happen to have the URL for that website part would you? So I can avoid it, of course.

Jimmycrackcrack , in We’ve all been there

I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

SubArcticTundra , in The Finger of Contempt
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Forget arguing over the internet. Arguing over the newspaper is such a killer move

apotheotic , in What is your name?
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Good thing those bits at the top were highlighted in yellow or I wouldn't have gotten the humour

SrElsewhere OP ,

It’s importatnt to hilite printed memes.

Alico , in heartbreaking moment

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

A_Random_Idiot ,

Cant tell if this is like legit idiot, or the best parody ever.

MetaCubed ,

It’s a copypasta

STUPIDVIPGUY , in We’ve all been there

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

thank god I have IBS

Norgur , in Stay-at-home dad

Imagine being stuck in your "I am the provider of this family" gender role so much that you turn down this kind of offer.

Ghost33313 ,
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Shit. I took this offer for 10k more than I was making and benefits.

2319 , in Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

He could’ve at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

bloodtide , in You Made It!

A third of that snail’s year is just slithering between the ant’s house and his own house

alertsleeper , in You Made It!

strangely wholesome, what’s the catch?

001100010010 ,
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It’s your arch-nemesis, the snail of death.

For context: reddit.com/…/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_bo…

Archive: archive.is/SVe4p

Tar_alcaran , in Political addicts party

Yeah, ethnic nationalism is pretty fucking far from centre. This party was (eventually) banned for being a criminal organisation.

SrElsewhere , in Trouble viewing?

Some things got weird in the wake of yesterday’s attack. You and others couldn’t see the images, but I (the OP) could. Today, some people could see the images, but I couldn’t see any of the maybe 20 images that I uploaded yesterday. I could see images uploaded two days ago.

Today, I re-upped all yesterday’s images in the hope that the issue will go away for all. Or at least on my posts from yesterday. I see that there are still issues with some uploads today.

Stovetop , in Millennials in retirement

“retirement”

Jamie ,
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I thought we were just all working until we die to feed the stock market.

RVGamer06 ,
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