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yamapikariya , in Massage
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Why does that guy look like he is halfway through saying his own name?

Venator , in Water
CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

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Track_Shovel , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
Red_October , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

3+5=8 is B tier at best, and probably lower. 3+5=8 is just such trash most of the time, with the sole exceptions of those rare cases where it comes in clutch being the only thing that saves it from the actual dumpster.

lseif OP ,

maybe im just sentimental

kartoffelsaft ,

I dunno, having two primes sum to a power of two is undeniably powerful in my experience. The number of times a calculation goes from tedious to trivial from this sum is incalculable. The lowest I’d put it is A.

Holyginz , in Water

This picture just reeks of boomer to me

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what I was going for, yes

Holyginz ,

Lol, fair enough

JareeZy , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?
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Not putting sum 12 into s tier, you uncultured swine.

Krzd , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?
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4+4 should be S tier and 2+8 isn’t even A tier IMO

lseif OP ,

all the sums which make to ten are goated.

Krzd ,
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Nah. 9+1 is satisfying cause 9 is almost there and the 1 completes it. 7+3 is premium because they’re both odd numbers resulting in a nice number. 8+2 is just really meh and nothing special

lowleveldata , in Life, huh

I’m still going to bitch about it online as if it’s about me. Like I give a fuck.

AnUnusualRelic , in poni
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That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.

stoicmaverick , in Caw caw motherfucker

Somebody explain these quotation marks immediately or I’m going to lose my shit.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Whoever made the meme must have been from the southern hemisphere

Slovene ,

Slovenija is in the northern hemisphere and we write quotes like that.

lennivelkant ,

Germany uses lower quotation marks too

BreadOven ,

That was a sensible chuckle from me after reading this. I don’t think others got the joke.

PoolloverNathan ,

🇩🇪

dumbass ,
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,No’’

elrik , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

8+8=16 is absolutely S tier

mediOchre , in How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ?

2+2=4 should be at most A tier. While it may be a classic, it’s not as satisfying as the other S tiers. Don’t let nostalgia cloud your decisions.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s just riding off the coat tails of the OG 1+1=2

lseif OP ,

which would be S if it was included

Jakdracula , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Technically correct.

Jakdracula ,
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The best kind of correct!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

Kusimulkku ,

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Bananigans , (edited )

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao it’s real

ayyy ,

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

jagungal ,

Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

AngryCommieKender ,

Baloney.

bitwaba ,

The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
DragonTypeWyvern ,

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President’s Speech at home

AngryCommieKender ,

What is a seppo?

zedgeist ,

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

AngryCommieKender ,

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

zedgeist ,

I think it’s Aussie?

jagungal ,

Spot on!

simplejack ,
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We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

Resol ,
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I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

DenizEfe , in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

robocall , in Povertymaxxed and bolognapilled
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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

AngryCommieKender ,

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

Crashumbc ,

So I already blew my chance

RHSJack ,

*high fives…and misses!

Holyginz ,

No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

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