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MrJameGumb , in pepper spray review
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The idea that someone could buy a big one gallon jug of mace to refill their little keychain pepper spray is quite frankly terrifying lol there’s no way that could end well

Edit: according to Google you CAN actually buy a big one gallon jug of pepper spray, but only the kind designed for wildlife… That still seems wildly irresponsible lol

rand_alpha19 ,

I wonder if you can make your own or something. Mace is part of a plant, after all.

SirSmokeAlot ,

I think most things you can make yourself, if you’re talented enough. Might take a lot of effort though. But afterall, someone made everything in the first place.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure there’s some way you could in theory, but that really seems like a good way to gas yourself out of your own home and/or end up in the hospital from inhaling it or giving yourself a serious chemical burn.

rand_alpha19 ,

Haha, yes, you would probably have to make it at least partially outdoors.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Historically speaking, the government doesn’t like it when citizens have access to perfectly safe plants.

Blackmist ,

Just carry around in a big weed sprayer.

altima_neo , (edited )
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Then there’s this guy who carries a liter bottle around

https://live.staticflickr.com/7141/6448613971_955f3b4dfc_b.jpg

Madison420 ,

And the government will pay him for his emotional distress because his unlawful use of unlawful unapproved spray has somehow caused him emotional harm.

Craziest shit.

jettrscga ,

If the wildlife hates you gallon-of-pepper-spray style, just let them have that forest damn.

BackOnMyBS , in Kill, fuck, marry: Biden, Trump, Kennedy?
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

Nice try, FBI/CIA

nichtburningturtle , in pepper spray review
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

But will it explode?

lugal ,

Don’t worry about that. You have enough time to move to a new neighborhood before it explodes

OmegaMouse , in what then?
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

The next step is for Biden’s ear to be grafted into Trump, allowing Biden to take control of his body.

“Aaarghhh get out of my mind, Biden!”

Glytch ,

That would require Trump hypnotizing himself into believing he’s being taken over by Biden (see MGS 4 if you have a full week to mostly watch a game)

Dirk , in have you crimed today?
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

I crossed the road while the traffic light still showed red … twice!

Armand1 ,

Is it true that is illegal in the US? It’s pretty normal in the UK.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Not sure, but I think so. But it definitely not legal in Germany!

nichtburningturtle ,
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Not that it’s worth prosecuting.

ChilledPeppers ,

Jay walking, it is illegal in some places, almost never enforced

Jimbo ,
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Illegal in some states I think. Fun fact when the term jaywalking was introduced, the term jay was a legitimate insult, meaning something like country bumpkin

KeefChief13 ,

I think if you are at a designated cross walk you can cross anytime traffic allows even if the signal isnt walk.

MHanak ,

Funny thing is that in poland the fine for jaywalking is lower than a fine for crossing on a red light, so you can just go around the crossing

FooBarrington ,

But red times red is green

aeronmelon , in what then?

“No, this is your old buddy McDonell Miller.”

xkbx , in have you crimed today?

So, get away Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know

Console_Modder ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t do this to me. I don’t want to feel these feelings

EddoWagt ,

And let yourself go

You know you didn’t lose your self controool

There’s just no end at the rainbow

Noite_Etion , in Me after a long night out with the boys
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HerrVorragend , in what then?
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norimee , in Me after a long night out with the boys

Hmm… without the nervous system and all the pain receptors you should feel absolutely fine now.

tfw_no_toiletpaper , in what then?

Thomas Gottschalk

jaschen , in Speed

So when I see those baby on board signs, I give them a pass when they are driving slow or doing silly things at the red light(like pumping their brakes so the car is moving so the baby doesn’t wake up).

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Boring fact for the day. The real reason for the baby on board sign isn’t for other drivers, it’s so if there’s an accident, the emergency services will prioritise the cars with the sign. So if you want priority in an accident, you know what to do.

jaschen ,

TIL. Thanks man.

ViscloReader , in what then?

Gas snake be farting on the mission

sundray , in what then?

BROTHER!

ton618 ,
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IT’S BEEN TOO LONG!

moosetwin ,
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since last I’ve seen my son

Opisek ,

lost to this monster

Etterra , in Goodbye, old friend.

So what was it’s name?

Chadus_Maximus ,

Balboa

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