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frippa , in IRA
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Me_IRA

StoneyDcrew , in Room temperature IQ

Uses °C: what an idiot haha

Still uses °C but adds 273 to it: wow he must be some kind of genius.

Dasnap ,
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    PXoYV1wbDJwtz5vf ,

    When it is cold enough, -40, they snuggle together for warmth.

    flucksy_bango ,

    Awww

    ReCursing ,
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    It's not what they use, it;s what there IQ is

    preciouspupp ,

    So you are the Celsius kind of guy.

    VikingHippie ,

    You see, an IQ score of 20 is considered extremely low. A score of 293, on the other hand…

    ZeroXHunter , in IRA
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    🎵 Come out ye black and tans, Come out and fight me like a man 🎵

    newIdentity , in My good buddy jack daniels

    People who care about me are literally the only reason I’m still here. Not my family though. I have like two really good friends and I’m scared of losing them because I fuck up somehow.

    Juvyn00b ,

    I’m on the other side of that because my friends don’t put in the time investment into the relationship. So I’m currently without any direct “close” friends.

    It could be said that I’m doing three same thing by not investing time - and you’d be right. I found myself always scheduling get togethers and such, but when I stopped reaching out (it was exhausting) I didn’t hear a peep.

    Kinda done with people overall. I do have a good family framework, so I’m not totally in the dark-but I do miss closet relationships outside of that.

    newIdentity ,

    Honestly it’s not that bad yet. I just started having regular suicidal thoughts after years of not having them or not regularly having them.

    There were times where I was pretty close but in the end I wanted to know what the future brings and didn’t do it. Basically, realizing that I had a friend whom I can trust saved me.

    Just recently I said that I’ve never been happier in my life and now it all comes crashing down on me. I did some stupid and some in high sight fucked up shit. I might go to prison and if that happens I’ll probably do it. It’s not even that bad and I’m just 19 so I’m probably overreacting.

    Also: basically all my friend have pretty strong depression and might kill themselves at any moment. I don’t know how I would live with that.

    Akasazh , in I love d
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    That’s a high number, Wang.

    PixellatedDave ,

    It was the comma in your sentence which made me snort. That’s a very funny comma.

    Akasazh ,
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    I was going for a Mitchell and Webb reference (youtu.be/0obMRztklqU), but I’m glad I dabbed into that comma comedy here.

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/0obMRztklqU

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    themeatbridge ,

    Piped is currently not functioning, FYI.

    jcg ,

    And strangely that is NOT numberwang!

    Akasazh ,
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    IKR not even Wanganum, am I even trying?

    kabobglance , in I love d

    Ate the onion, which sucks because there are reported cases of employees spying/stalking exes and crushes

    fubbernuckin , in gotdamn

    What community am i in?

    Zengen ,

    Boston

    Rentlar ,

    I woke up this morning, and the sun was gone…

    Boldizzle ,
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    Turned on some music to start my day and dreamed of the house I’d never own…

    hungryphrog , in Ready for Hot Gronk Summer

    Ah yes, my favorite caveman: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus!

    TheOctonaut , in Chonkasaurus

    This isn’t actually true though. Most dinosaurs have been named in the last 100 years. In fact 85% of them have been named since Jurassic Park came out.

    StorminNorman ,

    Correct. We are currently in a golden age for unearthing new dinosaurs. Pretty much every week there’s something new that we have found.

    audaxdreik ,

    Is it actually finding new stuff, though? Or just refining classification methods to better identify what we already had lying around?

    BackOnMyBS , in We’ve all been there
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    I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭

    Anticorp , in Be a gentleman

    I can’t tell if that’s a painting or a picture. If it’s a painting, then that’s amazing artwork for any era, but especially for the era in which it was created. If it’s a photograph then that woman is stunning.

    quicksand ,

    It’s a painting, but yes

    GreenMario , in My good buddy jack daniels

    Cheers I’ll drink to that 🍻

    pH3ra , in Chonkasaurus
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    Now advertising companies would pay to slap the name of their brand on dinosaurs:

    • Cocapteryx colacerus
    • Teslasaurus muskatus
    • Primeraptor amazonii
    neanderthal ,

    Don’t give them ideas!

    thorbot , in Chonkasaurus

    Jizzasaurass Wrecks

    CarlsIII , in Chonkasaurus

    Harambe Erectus

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