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iwan2c , in Humans?

humus

abbadon420 , in godsdamn council has no respect for the next generation of magic

Subscribed! Bless the existance of xposts

riodoro1 , in Every day, twice a day

In the meantime my cat will refuse a second half of the same package because eating the same shit twice in a row would be too boring.

Jimmycrackcrack , in Those childhood dream jobs

How do Pokemon trainers make their money? Do you have to run a gym? In the games there’s a lot of gambling involved when you battle. Do tournaments pay cash prizes?

Gnorv ,

You win battles against other Pokemon trainers and they give you money for winning. Isn’t that obvious?

dragnucs , in Every day, twice a day

Your are not going to believe this but they would double happy if you introduce them to new food.

Captain_Ender ,

I just buy whatever is the cheapest flavor of my cat's preferred brand. Haha guess I'm doing this by accident.

kbotc ,

Eh… You may want to talk to your vet before switching your dog’s food suddenly. I learned the hard way that my dog’s allergic to everything and has violent diarrhea when exposed to food she’s unfamiliar with. It’s like white people and Taco Bell.

dragnucs ,

All living beans need gradual dietary changes. I can’t abruptly change food. Especially if the texture changes a lot, like going from pellets to meat.

Kecessa , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

And then the Anglos complain that they don’t get the professional opportunities that those who know multiple languages get.

BilboBargains , in incredible

Forget mathematics, logic and philosophy. Teach them about Jeebus and establish a solid patriarchy. After that make a shitload of McDonald’s and Facebook.

flucksy_bango ,

How dare you not Starbucks their Walmarts! Google is going to Microsoft you!

kratoz29 , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

Cierto.

art , in incredible
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Go back in time with a 4th grade science book from 1997 and be a fucking wizard.

atlasraven31 ,

This was the (side) plot of Army of Darkness

FlyingSquid ,
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He basically was a wizard in Army of Darkness. He made a robot hand in a blacksmith’s shop.

Ingiald , in Bear in area

Caution angry bears in your area

Lilnino , in Chat GPT

I thought “chat” with a hard “t” in French meant “piss”, cat is pronounced “cha”. I was told this by a French speaker when I was talking about a “chat noir” poster, using a hard “t” and they said “you’re sayong black piss! The “t” is silent for cat”.

Can anyone confirm? I feel this is important for this post, “chat gpt” could mean “piss, I farted”

Nariom , (edited )

I am not aware of any meaning of chat with a hard T meaning piss. Maybe something local and not widespread. edit: looks like canadian french

Yoddel_Hickory ,

Nope not Canadian French (source: am Canadian French)

isVeryLoud ,

Where are you guys seeing whether the person in the post is Canadian french or not?

Source: am also Canadian french

Edit: Phil Fish is Philippe Poisson, a Quebecois game dev. TIL.

over_clox ,

You do realize you’re in a shitpost community right?

You should also realize this is a jank on ‘artificial intelligence’…

isVeryLoud ,

I take my shit posting seriously, tyvm

Kowlown ,

French here. I don’t know where did he invent the meaning of ‘piss’ for chat with a hard t. That looks like a joke. For the rest if true. Chat for cat is pronounced without the t

Valmond ,

Yeah pronouncing “chaT” would be chatte (female genitalia, or luck or a female cat. gotta love French :-)

optissima ,

You mean like pussy in English, which means female genitalia, timid, or cat?

Valmond ,

Exactly!

milliones ,

chatte means pussy so maybe they misspoke.

whenigrowup356 , in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?

Void deer sounds tempting, I wonder what the 401k will be like?

FaceDeer ,
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Fortunately for me I already partly qualify for that one. I think.

metaStatic , in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?

New hires have to watch the training video.

Do I get paid to watch it?

Haha, No.

Rob , in Bear in area

You should’ve acted. He’s already here.

ch00f , in incredible
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