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captainlezbian , in Humans?

That’s actually a misconception. Vegetarians eat beans and will go days without a fresh vegetable just like everyone else

kugel7c , in From gamer to what??

Obligatory wirtual Clip: youtu.be/Vq1iqwGQblo

saltesc , (edited ) in if the person who named walkie talkies named everything.

bites tongue

I GOTTA BE ‘WELL ACTUALLY GUY’. I can’t help it.

A defib would actually be the Hearty Less Retardy.

Edit: And if that offends you, sorry. But it’s literally accurate.

AceFour ,
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bitey taster?

agent_flounder ,
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Instead of pedant maybe we can say (and I don’t actually mean this as an insult)… picky pricky?

OppositeOfOxymoron ,

Maybe… Hearty Re-Starty?

Ticker Re-jigger?

Pumper Bumper?

saltesc ,

Despite what happens in movies, defibrillators are used to stop arrhythmia and don’t jump start hearts back up. Arhythmia is when the timing/pace is out of sync, which is also known as timing retardation. Although we usually use that term for engines, it’s essentially the exact same thing.

TheKarion , in Do they also know C++ or Python?

I speak English because it’s the ONLY language that needs to exist

H2207 , (edited ) in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?
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I’m fully qualified to be a photon reciever.

Lammy , in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?

Makes sense

niyrme , in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?

boson cutter sounds kinda nice tho

nightwatch_admin , in BEM methodology is not about CSS

This is some rather peculiar shitposting and I like it

covert_czar , in Do they also know C++ or Python?
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മലയാളം അറിയുമൊ

Aux , in incredible

I thought everyone learned how to make electricity at home with a potato at school…

5714 , in Look again

So what?

cley_faye ,

It’s not the case.

5714 ,

It’s just shoes.

cley_faye ,

It’s a post about an optical illusion. You seriously missed the point.

gatton , in incredible

This reminds me of Dara O’Briain’s bit about going back in time and thinking you’ll impress the greatest minds in history with your future knowledge but it falls apart quickly.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxOb8-d7Ic

FlyingSquid , in incredible
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I read a sci-fi short story about that once. A scientist brings back a guy from the future, but the guy either can’t explain how things work or does so using a vocabulary the scientist doesn’t understand.

It was like:

“How do you make a teleporter?”

“Well you take a zargnix and put it on top of a floon.”

ramblechat ,

Actually the floon goes inside the zargnix. Duh.

FlyingSquid ,
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Aren’t you thinking of the floov compensation harpon? People typically get them confused.

phorq ,

Nah, it’s floon, the “n” stands for non-“v” which is definitely what you want if you wanna know where you’re teleporting too…

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh sure, if you have one of those carglaian models. But only a total marspopple would have one of those.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
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You can hack it by bypassing the torrax with a blaqu’ue injection, then you can easily teleport, even with the carglaian model by putting a zargnix on a floon

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh, yeah, with the torrax you could do that, but if you just upgrade your porz ejector, you can make the whole system cleaner than a Triceptian Fo.

dzervas ,

where did read it? do you have a link?

FlyingSquid ,
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Years and years ago in some anthology or other. Sci-fi short stories are my favorite literary medium, so I’ve read far more than I could count. I wish I could tell you the name or the author.

Aurenkin , in Humans?

You’d just better hope a utilitarian doesn’t move in near you.

Agent641 , in Why didn't they teach me Q̶̦͚͙̗̼̈́͊̍̈́͊µ̶͙̣̜͖̯̐̑̀̎͠å̷̻͚͕̞̺̑̊̂̋͒ñ̶̞̰̦͈͇̂̓̄̄̔†̸͓͈̟͗͊͜͜͠͝͠µ̴̧̢̛̹̥̼͑̈̍͘m̵̺̩̼͙̞͑̓̃̓͠? in school?

Im ready for a career change to lepton enumerator

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