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tkk13909 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

This is, in fact, a shit post

abbadon420 ,

Nope, this is just bad taste

MeatPilot , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.

www.planaformen.com

Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.

PenisWenisGenius ,

An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.

prettybunnys ,

As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free

SpaceNoodle , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

It would be cuter if it could figure out what table legs are

zout , in Some of y'all need this

I've been around for 48 years, and while I have fucked around quite a bit, I have found out very little. One of my clowns isn't doing the job right.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like one of your clowns need rebooting

Viking_Hippie ,

Have you tried turning your clown off and on again? wiggles eyebrows suggestively

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I love turning my clown on again after a long turn off period

Viking_Hippie ,

Same! That’s when the weekend REALLY starts!

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you talking about clownussy by any chance 😳

Viking_Hippie ,

When am I ever not?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You’re always on about that clussy

Viking_Hippie ,

All day erryday!

JohnWorks , in I'm an adult, I do whatever the fuck I want

Does it come with a toy though

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

A freaky fucking freak toy

Jimbo , in No, seriously, I want to know
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Where my cow fursuits at

IkarusHagen2 , in No, seriously, I want to know

Skating

Cow makes that

Board makes that

Unfall

gravitas_deficiency , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Egg whites…? Is that actually a thing…?

Lemminary ,

There’s egg white soap, so maybe? I think it’d work because of the protein.

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

I love the smell of salmonella and the feeling of egg white clots on my skin

Cobrachicken ,

Yay egg whites into hot water!

Hadriscus ,

giant foamy omelette

Lemminary ,

Weirdly enough, I don’t think the Salmonella would survive the soap and the egg whites would get emulsified, so it’s probably ok.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

I mean, Chris Rea did once pop Bob Mortimer into a bath with egg in it after recording a single for Middleborough FC.

veganpizza69 ,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

UTI express infection

over_clox , in No, seriously, I want to know

That appears to be a human wearing a cow suit (aka leather). You don’t often see people wearing the entire suit, head, hooves and all, that’s some serious dedication! 🐄

/s

finley , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

The most adorable privacy violation yet!

Viking_Hippie , in Heathens!

🎵The Heath is on!

Senseless ,

🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high

samus12345 , in Half baked, like the original!
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Giarfield

ATDA ,

Goarfield

Siethron , in False Dichotomy Rule

Set to drain?

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Secret destroyers?

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

Hold you up to the flames?

lemonmelon ,

What do I get?

darvocet ,

For my pain?

Enkers ,

Betrayed desires?

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

And a piece of the game?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Mom’s spaghetti

/Slowpoke

Konstant ,

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    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    i know

    TSG_Asmodeus ,
    @TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re missing about 50 a’s and i’s.

    neclimdul ,

    More like draiiiaiaiain

    lugal , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

    The spell was just gibberish to me and I couldn’t read it until I read the answer. Only than I would parse it. If you asked me for a spell to lift things up, I would have no idea but someone both things made it make sense. Curious how brains work.

    At least mine. JKR’s brain doesn’t seam to work anymore for good sadly

    mkwt ,

    It really is junk fake Latin.

    lugal ,

    Yes I know, but I couldn’t read it until I read the answer. It was just a bunch of letters to me

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Can you just imagine what things must’ve been like for the Romans, having spells go off left and right whenever they spoke?

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Wing

    Levi(tate)

    HelixDab2 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

    😬

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