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finley , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

The most adorable privacy violation yet!

Viking_Hippie , in Heathens!

🎵The Heath is on!

Senseless ,

🎵 Hold the heathen hammer high

samus12345 , in Half baked, like the original!
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Giarfield

ATDA ,

Goarfield

Siethron , in False Dichotomy Rule

Set to drain?

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Secret destroyers?

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

Hold you up to the flames?

lemonmelon ,

What do I get?

darvocet ,

For my pain?

Enkers ,

Betrayed desires?

the_dopamine_fiend ,
@the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world avatar

And a piece of the game?

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Mom’s spaghetti

/Slowpoke

Konstant ,

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  • Swedneck ,
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    i know

    TSG_Asmodeus ,
    @TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re missing about 50 a’s and i’s.

    neclimdul ,

    More like draiiiaiaiain

    lugal , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

    The spell was just gibberish to me and I couldn’t read it until I read the answer. Only than I would parse it. If you asked me for a spell to lift things up, I would have no idea but someone both things made it make sense. Curious how brains work.

    At least mine. JKR’s brain doesn’t seam to work anymore for good sadly

    mkwt ,

    It really is junk fake Latin.

    lugal ,

    Yes I know, but I couldn’t read it until I read the answer. It was just a bunch of letters to me

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Can you just imagine what things must’ve been like for the Romans, having spells go off left and right whenever they spoke?

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Wing

    Levi(tate)

    HelixDab2 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

    😬

    weirdbeardgame , in False Dichotomy Rule

    I get this isn’t the refrence but the world … Vampire.

    ZA WARUDO!!!

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Wait, that’s not the actual reference? That’s the only one I got

    scrooge , in be on the lookout for the giant rake from the sky

    Who’s the guy on the bottom panel?

    lone_faerie ,

    JonTron, he got famous on youtube despite being racist and a nazi

    tourist ,
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    Man said (verbatim) “wealthy blacks commit more crime than poor whites”

    And when asked to clarify, he doubled down

    Noodle07 ,

    Yet the worst crimes are committed by wealthy whites at the stock market 🤔

    Doxin ,

    Didn’t he also get kicked out of game grumps because he’s antisemitic? Got replaced by a jew too lol.

    TheRealKuni ,

    JonTron, he got famous on youtube despite being racist and a nazi

    Also, sadly, true of Internet Historian. It’s a shame because he’s hilarious. But also a Nazi and a plagiarist.

    SlothMama , in Heathens!

    This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.

    brbposting ,

    Heather? I barely even know ‘er!

    thesporkeffect , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

    Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal

    Sabata11792 ,

    The RGB just makes you nut faster.

    Lycist ,

    Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.

    thesporkeffect ,
    pigup , in Get sticked
    stoi ,
    boatsnhos931 , in Why are birds so shitty?

    Go buy a pair of 50 cent ear plugs kiddo (steal some from work or school ftw)or wrap some Saran wrap around some wadded up toilet paper… I’m a super light sleeper too

    PenisWenisGenius OP ,

    Saran wrap and wadded toilet paper. A way to emprovise earplugs every time I can’t find any? Fuck yes, hope that works.

    boatsnhos931 ,

    Latex gloves work too if you will tie a knot in the ends of fingers

    Ghyste , in Keep honking!

    I love the bumper sticker but this is definitely something the asshole driving under the speed limit in the left lane with 20 people behind them would have on their car.

    marcos ,

    You’d get a ticket for honking at somebody driving slowly on the wrong lane in my city.

    That’s not a good use of the device.

    Signtist ,

    Right? I love the sticker (minus the random capitalized words), but I’ve never been honked at in the 15+ years I’ve been driving. I feel like if people are honking at you, you’re probably not paying enough attention.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve been honked at multiple times by people who feel I am not going fast enough when I am driving a good 5 miles over the speed limit in town, but the drivers here are fucking awful.

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    Around here being honked at usually means, “Why are you not running that red light!? I would run it right now if you weren’t in front of me!! It just now turned red! You got AT LEAST another three seconds before you gotta worry about t-boning that Buick! C’mon! Why TF aren’t you going!?!?”

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep. I’ve dealt with that one too. Along with “it’s been green for three microseconds and you’ve only barely rolled forward, you bastard!”

    MonkRome ,

    I mean if happen to be one of the dipshits looking at their cellphone when the light turns green you deserve the honks.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m not talking about looking at my phone. I’m talking about the light turns green and I start moving immediately, but because I don’t peal out of there with the pedal to the floor, I’m going way too slow, so HONK HONK!

    Confused_Emus ,

    One of my favorites - I’m crossing the street as a pedestrian, a car waiting to turn is waiting for me to get across, and everyone behind them (who still have a clear view of me) are honking at them for not going.

    The more they honk, the slower I walk.

    LainTrain , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

    “To taste” isn’t meant literally in the phrase. It’s an idiom, and you can use it in another context (e.g. add accessory to outfit to taste) as a clever way of saying “to one’s preferences.”

    Although technically it’s original use in recipes isn’t actually meant that way, and actually means to keep adding and tasting the food as you go until it feels sufficient.

    I also got tripped up on this when I was first learning English so don’t worry too much OP! It’s a fickle language.

    boatsnhos931 ,

    This guy bubbles

    itsnotits ,

    its* original use

    HKPiax , in False Dichotomy Rule
    @HKPiax@lemmy.world avatar

    Am I the only one that for some reason thought “The World” was Dio’s stand who is a vampire so it made sense? I feel dumb

    AutistoMephisto ,
    @AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

    MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

    the_artic_one ,

    It’s fitting given that JJBA is so packed with music references.

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