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TheRealKuni , in You humans and your airports.

I read this title in Ian McKellen’s Magneto’s amused, disdainful, dismissive, disgusted tone when he talks about guns.

(The line “You Homo sapiens and your is so beautifully delivered. It conveys so much meaning in sheer expression and tone. Ian McKellen is such a phenomenal actor.)

gedaliyah , in the new shit
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

The governmen doesn’t want you to know that South America curls around and touches Alaska

scytale , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

TIL my wife is chaotic good with TP.

CubitOom , in the new shit

Everything is either hotdog or not hotdog

deegeese , in You humans and your airports.

Wholesome shitpost

TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

almost makes you feel like those gorillas shouldn’t ever be allowed near the luggage

lugal ,

I kinda see your point but still oppose such restrictive policies. It’s not worth it. If you sacrifice freedom to gain security, you will lose both in the long run.

johsny , in Dad?
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Yeah, this one hurts a bit.

FreshLight , (edited ) in Alignment Chart Shitpost

I need flushable and non-flushable wet wipes on this.

Edit: I did not know that in some parts of the world “flushable wet wipes” and “wet toilet paper” are not synonymous and learned that e.g. the USA has a problem with companies being allowed to advertise their wet wipes as “flushable” not because it is okay to flush them but because one is able to.

B1naryB0t ,

It’s not recommended to flush any wet wipes and companies that put flushable get away with it because you physically can flush the product

shalafi ,

I can flush 'em. God knows how fast the septic tank would fill up though.

FreshLight , (edited )

I do not know where you are from but if the flushable wet wipe, that is called “wet toilet paper”(translated) here, almost completely falls apart without the support of a sheet of normal tp, I am pretty sure that it’s okay to flush it. Feel free to check out this product page.Edit: The link seems to be down now. No idea why. There are a lot of other examples, though. Here’s the archived link.

LwL ,

Those are probably fine, yeah. Though germany has just as much of an issue with “flushable” wet wipes to my knowledge. I’ve certainly never encountered actually flushable ones in the wild.

Really cool product though, needs to become more widespread (or just bidets lol)

balderdash9 OP ,

where would you put them

Jessica , (edited )

The trash? That’s what I do. They create fatbergs as strong as stone that destroy your cities infrastructure: m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ECz4NPPf8

peopleproblems ,

Ah so it’s not my problem it’s the city tax payers problem. Oh wait

FreshLight ,

They create fatbergs (…) that destroy your cities infrastructure

So it would be in one of the evil panels for you as well?

Kusimulkku ,

You put the shit wipes in the trash? Nasty

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

also, the shit TP goes in the trash as well, in most of the world.

(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

Kusimulkku ,

That’s nasty too

(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

And definitely not the level we have

FreshLight ,

I’d replace lawful neutral with the image from lawful good and use lawful good to add one or two packages of wet toilet paper.

The non-flushable wet wipes alongside an empty roll could get added to the chaotic evil panel.

And the chaotic neutral panel doesn’t get anything.

pancakes ,
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They’re both neutral evil since neither are flushable.

FreshLight ,

Doesn’t the problem stem from the fact that they are flushable?

GreatRam , in They only show up after midnight though

Its*

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I saw that too. =/

casmael ,

‘’’’’’’’’’’

samus12345 ,
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If it’s grammatically correct, is it really a shitpost?

toothbrush ,
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Its

Sorgan71 ,

it’s*

gravitas_deficiency ,
Forester , in The problem
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"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

Multi-Billionaires

So what you’re saying is that I have a chance.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

You could buy a really good blender with that kinda money

jaybone ,

“You should be poor because magic stuff will happen after you die.” -The Bible

-Rich people

-Michael Scott

Forester ,
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Just since you seem to be misunderstanding. It never says that you have to be poor just that if your family is covered you should donate to those less fortunate and prop up your community. Jesus was all about social safety nets and fair distribution of wealth. It’s why the Pharacies had him killed. He was a socialist

jaybone ,

Socialism didn’t even exist as a concept. Jesus said give to Caesar what is Caesar’s. Go back to hexbear and tell your mom you need more HotPockets.

Forester , (edited )
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You are so misinformed it hurts. Like maybe you should read a few of my comments from my comment history before assigning me a completely random political view that I don’t hold? I’ve had a chance to look over your comments now and brother take a break go and touch grass. You post three times as many comments as I do and we’ve both been here for ten months.

render unto Ceasar what is Caesar’s means follow the laws of your local government AKA pay your taxes so I have no idea where the fuck you were going with that…

If you want to debate scripture with me feel free to reply. Though you may want to do some re reading of Acts first.

Sincerely someone who actually read the Bible and was brought up in a church driven community.

All the believers were together and shared everything. They would sell their land and the things they owned and then divide the money and give it to anyone who needed it. The believers met together in the Temple every day. Acts 2: 44 to 46

PhlubbaDubba , in They only show up after midnight though

“Makes for better grip strength while I peg dudes.”

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Hot. Just gotta do all the things for her that’ll make her happy, so she’ll want to bend you over.

Two way street and all 😎 I think they’re called relationships?

bruhduh , in Dad?
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c/suicidebywords

PixeIOrange , in the new shit
@PixeIOrange@lemmy.world avatar

Mandelbrot earth! I tell you!

kubica , in the new shit

Moon and sun are the same, but we only see the tips all the time.

Sam_Bass , in They only show up after midnight though

I’d spot her

the_crotch ,

I just did, she’s right there

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Alignment Chart Shitpost
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Brother do you know what true neutral means

TheLowestStone ,
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I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.

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