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DarkCloud ,

There’s only one evil in this picture.

CheeryLBottom ,

I’m printing this out. I have for young adults who can’t grab the concept, but they understand D&D

scytale ,

TIL my wife is chaotic good with TP.

LaunchesKayaks ,
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So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?

TheLowestStone ,
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That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.

Stamets ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Chaotic good. Huh. Never would have guessed.

Black616Angel ,

Lawful good is chaotic good with a full roll already on. Neutral good stays the same. Chaotic good is a full roll on and lots of not yet empty rolls on the cupboard.

Lawful neutral stays the same. True neutral is with the roll the wrong way around. Chaotic Neutral can stay.

Lawful evil is Kleenex. Neutral Evil is just an empty roll with the text: “Just use the cardboard.” Chaotic evil is either sandpaper or just a burning roll.

Rakonat ,

LE should be an empty roll with a magazine or newspaper on the shelf. NE should be empty. CE should be a roll of duct tape.

SkyezOpen ,

I think LE should be 3 squares left. Technically not empty so no replacement, but definitely not enough.

bruhduh ,
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What if I’m lawful+chaotic good (hoarder)

Jackcooper ,

Chaotic evil needs to be flushable wet wipes

FleetingTit ,

“Flushable”

lauha ,

Lawful evil are a pair of clams

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

https://lemmy.kde.social/pictrs/image/5e71932d-b2cd-4436-a563-f6f8debc3c70.png

This is me. Also that is a cupboard, not inside the bathroom.

Blackmist ,

There just wasn’t a good place in my bathroom to put a bog roll holder. It would have had to be by my shoulder which is awkward to grab. It lives on the windowsill now.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I use a faucet in the toilet.
The TP is just for cleaning edges and corners that are hard to mop/broom/wipe.

Or when I drop some egg innards.

ramius345 ,

Lawful evil owns a cat.

doctordevice ,

Either I’m the luckiest person ever or this isn’t as universal as everyone always makes it out to be. My house was always a multi-cat household growing up and I’ve got one cat of my own now. In total I’ve lived with 8 cats and my parents have had another 3 come in since I moved out. We have always aligned the toilet paper over and not once that I’m aware of did our cats ever unroll it.

peopleproblems ,

Yeah same. I’ve had about 7 cats in my life so far (all long cozy lives from rescue kitten to old kittens). The first one tried it a little as a kitten then fell in the toilet and that fixed it. None of the others did

ramius345 ,

Ive had 2 as a child and 4 as an adult. Only one of them has a penchant for it. He will go for it every opportunity he gets. It is dependent on personality, but flipping the TP around is a deterrent. In the bathroom he has access to I keep it in a cabinet.

doctordevice ,

Yeah, all it takes is one cat who goes for it and you’d have to adjust. I just don’t believe it’s super common the way common wisdom on the internet suggests.

I also think the amount of other enrichment your cats get can deter this sort of “naughty” behavior. I see that as them trying to find something fun to do. If they have other outlets I would hypothesize they’d be less inclined towards this.

noxy ,
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Where does a washlet or a bidet enter into this?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.

Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.

bidet would be… NG.

Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.

niktemadur ,

Napkins. Or kitchen towels!

moody ,

Chaotic Evil is a roll of kitchen towels cut in half with a bread knife.

sem ,

DISAGREE

Catoblepas ,

Our cat is a freak of nature who has never once tried to unroll the toilet paper, but we’re still a lawful evil house just in case.

moody ,

He’s smarter than you think. He just re-rolls it when he’s done.

confusedbytheBasics ,

TIL: most cat households are lawful evil.

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